Dorbian looked around the area. Seperot and NewPie were missing.
Seperot was running around exploring the forest, when suddenly he heard NewPie calling him. He stopped and turned around.
- \"Seperot, listen\" started NewPie \"I need the spamzor, by using it, I could destroy Auran\"
- \"no way its mine!\" responded Seperot
- \"give it!\" NewPie grabbed Seperot\'s arm, but the enkidukai wasn\'t going to give his spamzor away. He aimed at NewPie and kicked him right in the face. Before NewPie got up, Seperot was already far away. Suddenly NewPie heard some shouts. He turned around just to see a group of un00b-hais charging towards him.
- \"HELP!\" NewPie shouted.
Bobodar roused.
- \"Did you guys hear that?\" he asked \"It was NewPie\'s help call\"
Not waiting any longer, the rest of fellowship runned to see what happened.
NewPie was already fighting the first opponents, successfully slahing their bodies. But there were too many of them and just after one was killed, few others were replacing him. NewPie started retreating slowly, but he had to fight un00b-hais while doing so. Bobodar and Dorbian got stopped by another group of them and with bloodlust started killing one after another. Draklar was still going towards NewPie, slaying every un00b-hai that stood on his way. Grakrim was walking around, casting a fireball at them from time to time. Monketh was right behind him, not getting into battle much. While NewPie was fighting his foes, Darkmandis sneaked behind him and quickly stabbed NewPie with a rusty dagger. NewPie fell to his knees, but he was still alive. The rest of un00b-hais noticed Grakrim and Monketh and started running in their direction. Darkmandis didn\'t stop, he kept hitting him with the dagger. Finally Draklar arrived. He jumped towards Darkmandis and with one swing, he cut off his head. NewPie was almost dead, he asked Draklar to approach him.
- \"Do you want to tell me something?\" asked Draklar
- \"jeh\" answered NewPie \"Draklar, you aren\'t evil\"
Draklar annoyed by NewPie\'s words, kicked him in the head, successfully finishing him off. The warrior looked around. All un00b-hais were already retreating. Looking for the rest of fellowship, he found only Dorbian and Bobodar.
- \"I think it is only us left\" said Bobodar
- \"yeah\" Dorbian noded \"I\'ve seen those n00bs capture Grakrim and Monketh\"
- \"So we can go home now?\" Draklar asked
- \"no!\" shouted Dorbian \"We must free them!\"
Draklar sighed as because of chasing un00b-hais he won\'t see Aelya soon.
- \"fine, let\'s go\" said Draklar \"The sooner we get them the better.\"
Seperot was happy as by taking the boat he evaded the fight with n00bs. He decided to get to the other waterside and he was almost there, when suddenly he noticed coat shaking. Seperot poked it with his galkard and suddenly a dwarf jumped from under it. It was Tranor, he was hiding from battle as well.
- \"Where are we?\" asked Tranor after getting out from the boat. He glanced at nearby road. \"And where is that road leading to?\"
- \"I thikn tis rode leds to Auron\'s place\" Seperot answered.
Having nothing better to do they started following the road, but soon night came and they had to stop to get some sleep. Seperot woke up feeling a bit of pain in his leg. Suddenly he heard someone saying:
- \"Give it to Savion, Savion needs it! The spamzor belongs to Savion!!!\"
He looked towards the source of the voice and there he was, chewing on Seperot\'s leg.
- \"Savion!\" shouted Seperot and after drawing galkard, he stabbed him in the face.
- \"It burns, it burns!\" Savion started yelling and jumping around.
Tranor that just woke up grabbed his sword and was about to slay the creature, when Savion spoke once again:
- \"No, don\'t kill Savion. Savion will do good, Savion will lead you to Auran.\"
- \"We can just take this road and get to Auran ourselfs\" answered Tranor
- \"But Savion knows quicker way, Savion been there already. Let\'s go through swamps... yes, the swamps.\"
Seperot shrugged
- \"Well if u say its qiucker way well go there\"
- \"Why do i haveta drag those 2 anyway?\"
- \"Lord Kiern ordered us to bring as many prisoners as possible... and I order u to drag them\"
- \"whatever... I still dont c y shouldnt we just kill em\"
Grakrim opened his eyes, first thing that he noticed were two n00bs argueing about something.
- \"well duh, ur dumb so u dont understand\" said the bigger one. \"anyway, I think we should stop n rest for awile...\"
Grakrim and Monketh got released from a tight grip, but still they were tied. All n00bs were now busy with themselfs, so Grakrim decided to wake up Monketh. He kicked him few times and finally Monketh opened his eyes.
- \"What hap...\" Monketh didn\'t manage to finish his question, as suddenly n00bs started running around preparing for battle... someone was attacking. Grakrim decided to free himself by casting a fire spell on the ropes. By speaking arcane words, he summoned flames around his body and soon he was free from ropes. When he stood up, he noticed that Monketh was already free as well.
- \"How come you aren\'t tied anymore?\" he asked
- \"Well... it seems that those n00bs have no idea about tying ropes...\" answered Monketh
- \"bah! well anyway, we can\'t stay here. Let\'s hide in that nearby forest\" Saying that he runned towards it.
- \"Someone\'s running towards us!\" Shouted Dorbian. In same moment Draklar and Bobodar stood next to him. All three of them watched as two figures were getting closer and closer to them. The characters were well armoured, they stopped by the team and the leader spoken:
- \"What are you three doing here?\"
- \"First tell us your name!\" answered Bobodar
- \"I don\'t need to tell you my name. Answer my question, or you all will be crashed!\"
- \"Is that all?\" Draklar raised an eyebrow \"Only two of you? That\'s all you have on thy side?\"
- \"Well yea, that\'s my army...\"
- \"And you think you can do anything to us?\"
- \"Well err...\" the character shrugged \"fine, my name is Keldorn. I patrol this teritory to destroy any n00b forces that pass by\"
- \"Speaking of which, did you see a group of n00bs where you come from?\" asked Dorbian
- \"yep, we slaughtered all of them. No one stayed alive\" Keldorn smiled.
- \"but there were our friends... you\'re sure no one stayed there?\"
- \"Well you can check, but I doubt anyone\'s alive there.\" Saying that, Keldorn passed the team and went back to patroling.
When they got to the battlefield, to their eyes appeared many slaughtered n00bs. They were searching the corpses, but neither Grakrim nor Monketh were found. Suddenly Dorbian called others.
- \"you two see these footprints?\" he pointed at footprints in the ground that were leading to a forest. \"don\'t they look like Grak\'s and Monk\'s?\"
- \"nah, that can\'t be it. Let\'s just forget about the whole thing and go back to home.\" answered Draklar.
And when they were about to go back, suddenly Aendar appeared in front of them.
- \"What\'s with the hurry, Draklar? Do you miss your Aelya?\" Aendar grinned
- \"oh, just shut up\" Draklar frowned \"say... didn\'t that TeddyBear creature kill you?\"
- \"nah, it was a hard fight, but it takes a bit more to defeat me... actually I\'d join you back at the exit of the dungeons, but you guys didn\'t wait even one minute\"
- \"so?\" Draklar shrugged \"we had to hurry with the mision you know...\"
- \"Well I have new mission, I just found out that Auran wants to send an attack. We need to form an army to oppose him.\"
- \"Monketh, where are you?\" Grakrim shouted as he couldn\'t see his friend anymore. They were in the forest for quite some time now and he could say that they\'re lost.
- \"I\'m right here!\" Monketh answered.
Grakrim looked up. Monketh was sitting on a giant chair, which after a moment, to Grakrim\'s surprise, started moving.
- \"who dares to sit on me?\" asked the chair.
Monketh gasped as a giant talking chair wasn\'t something he would expect.
- \"a talking chair, eh?\" Grakrim raised an eyebrow \"well you don\'t see that everyday...\"
- \"indeed\" answered the chair \"but it wasn\'t always like that. It\'s a sad story, actually.\"
- \"I\'m listening\" said Grakrim
- \"Well in former days, this forest was filled with the talking trees. I was one of them. We were happy and didn\'t care about what was happening around us. But one day, the gods of Yliakum decided that we aren\'t oryginal enough. So they sent a bunch of rock people with axes at us... And since that day we are the talking furniture. But enough about me, what are you two doing here?\"
- \"we were running away from a bunch of n00bs\" answered Grakrim \"and now we\'re lost.\"
- \"ah yes, the n00bs... They are annoyance for us lately... In former days an old mage Kiern was supporting us... now he stands on the side of n00bs...\"
- \"Why don\'t you just go and get rid of him?\" asked Grakrim.
- \"well... sounds like a plan. I\'ll talk with all the furniture of this forest and soon we should be able to attack his tower...\"
- \"Come... it\'s this way, this way... follow Savion\" Savion kept calling Seperot and Tranor.
- \"ok ok, were coming its hard too walk on swmaps you know...\" Seperot answered \"hey, whos the rock guy?\" He pointed at Kran standing in the middle of swamps.
- \"oh, it\'s just Dur\'ok... don\'t mind him, we must go now!\"
Suddenly darkness surrounded the whole area. Savion looked up \"oh no! it\'s Xordan! quick, hide in grass!\" Tranor and Seperot did as he said and then looked up. Xordan was flying on a pterosaur. Out of a sudden they heard a dreadful scream: \"wooooooo!!! I can flyyy! I pwn everyone!\" It didn\'t take long \'till Xordan disapeared in fog, they were safe again. Suddenly they heard another scream: \"argghhhh!!!\" It was Dur\'ok running in panic towards Savion. Seperot grinned as the Kran runned over him. Tranor and Seperot then came to see what happened with their guide. He was still alive \"f-follow... s-savion\" he whispered and even though he was mauled all over his body, he started walking towards their destination.
- \"wow Savion, you still can walk after something like that? I\'m impressed\" said Tranor
- \"oh that\'s nothing\" answered Savion \"Savion is used to being beaten up by various people...\"
And so, by following Savion soon they reached the gate of the Auran\'s place. It was a dark region and hidious stench followed them wherever they went.
- \"damnit Tranor!\" Seperot shouted \"keep ur gasses for yorself\"
- \"sorry...\" Tranor shrugged \"it\'s that elven food...\"
- \"look!\" Savion called them \"there\'s the gate!\"
The gate was closed now, Seperot tried to spot some way to go inside, but he found nothing. Suddenly, to his joy, the gate started opening. An army was coming out. The most horrible n00bs were doing their dark march. Seperot and Tranor could hear some n00b shouting something about Reality TV, another kept shouted \"ha! i knew u can open gates, u all r idiots, i pwn u all!!1\" and yet another cussed at everyone around.
- \"It is our chance\" whispered Seperot \"lets hurry inside\"
- \"what?\" Savion turned to Seperot in shock \"no, you can\'t go. They\'ll catch you, you\'ll lose the spamzor!\"
- \"oh just shutup. I knw better then you\" Saying that, Seperot started running towards the gate. Savion wasn\'t going to let him do it. He jumped at Seperot and the both rolled down the hill. Two n00bs heard the noise and went to check what happened. When they were standing next to Seperot and Savion one of them asked the other one:
- \"do u c nething?\"
- \"no how do u switch to mouselook again?\" the n00b responded
- \"wait ill ask\" Saying that, he turned to the army. \"hey m8s! how do u switch 2 mouselook?\"
The others responded:
- \"dude ur such a n00b shut up if u dont know that!\"
- \"u d0n7 kn0w 7h47? 633z m4n ur 4n !d!07\"
- \"haha! look at n00b hes such a n00b!!!!11oneone\"
Seperot used the moment and attacked the two n00bs with his katana. two armless bodies fell to ground. Seperot grinned as he was completely covered with blood. One moment later Seperot started running towards the gate again.
- \"noooo!\" shouted Savion and threw a rock directly at Seperot\'s head, who then fell unconcious. Savion walked to Seperot and he was about to grab the spamzor, when suddenly he felt a cold steel on his neck.
to be continued...
