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Title: PS-Jokes, Take 2
Post by: Cyl on July 08, 2006, 06:53:00 pm: Okay, you know the drill. Post your Jokes set in or around planeshift in this thread, no matter if they are stupid, immature, sensless, totally firgging funny, or whatever comes to your mind. So to start it off:

Why are diaboli girls always a favourite on proms?
_{.ynroh era yeht esuaceB}

What is the result if a stonebreaker wife and her hammerwielder husband, get a baby?
_{.nailharD deregna nA}

Zorbels hunts down an ulbernaut. What is missing?
_{ekoj ehT}

((Read Answers from Right to Left))
Title: Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
Post by: Ahriman on July 13, 2006, 10:59:39 pm: Hehe, I like the last one best XD
Title: Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
Post by: Myrthe on July 13, 2006, 11:12:49 pm: tell me how you put it backwards and ill post some lol :D
Title: Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
Post by: Taldor on July 14, 2006, 01:08:33 am: Quote from: Myrthe on July 13, 2006, 11:12:49 pm
tell me how you put it backwards and ill post some lol :D
Type it backwards.
Title: Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
Post by: The Wandering Djinn on July 15, 2006, 04:02:06 am: ***[ Joke removed by original poster after a short period of reconsideration]***
Title: Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
Post by: Alfonso Knaf on July 15, 2006, 04:06:05 am: Last one: Not funny :@#\
Title: Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
Post by: Karyuu on July 15, 2006, 04:12:24 am: I don't appreciate that.
Title: Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
Post by: Peacer on July 16, 2006, 01:18:29 pm: ok i usually joke around this with my friend Teraukey so maybe only a few might be able to gues it sorry

Why didn't teraukey want the title holy archmage?
egamhcra tihs yloh eht sa flesmih ot refer luow eh esuaceb
(pwn me back T and remember you have to register to pwn me back :P)

why did people stop using the death realm as a shortcut
mood gnihsarc fo mlaer esproc eht ot ni denrut ti

why did the noob talk to harnquist
sdrows rebu htiw lpp nwp ot detnaw eh

why did the gm kick you
tsrif mih dekcik uoy esuaceb

feel free to ask if you don't understand my weird danish humor
Title: Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
Post by: Ahriman on July 16, 2006, 09:14:48 pm: It could have been changed, but the last one at the moment was the one with Zorbels, and it seems funny to me.... Dunno just what i think. My funny could be different from yours.
Title: Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
Post by: Cyl on July 17, 2006, 09:17:49 pm: A dark night, who would have guessed that? Now a tall cloaked figure can be seen sneaking through the alleys of Hydlaa. All of a sudden an imense riot emerged from the direction of a Ylian, "RatATatAtATA! PENG! PENG! L O L ownt" With a slightly tilt head the figure glares at the source of the nuisance. To his utter confusion a second voice emerges from an Ywwn to the Ylians right "Wow NS d|_|d3." Still unsure about what was going on the tall figure sees a movement in the corner of his eye. A female dermorian emerges from the shadows, strafing with insane speed past the the Ylian and the Ywwn shouting "RATATA PENG PENG", who suddenly drop to the floor. The elven girl halts to look at the two, "H4, |\/|3 == t3|-| 0\/\/|/|463!!11!!!11!11". The tall figure shakes his head, turning around and moving away, "Someone's mistaking this for de_Hydlaa again"

((Send me a PM if you need help with the context))

Two oldbies are standing near harnquist talking about whatever oldbies talk about. Suddenly a riot of voices unleashes. "How do u ply tihs game? kthnx", "Hw do u get moneyzz??????", "Wher r the monstas??" One of the oldbies scratches his head, turns towards the other and says: "If answers were horses, newbies would ride."
Title: Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
Post by: Under the moon on July 18, 2006, 11:34:31 pm: Ok, folks, I heard a version of this at a ren faire I was at last Sunday. It is somewhat amusing. I will be using Krook as the 'Wiseman'

Krook was wandering on one grand day, when a ragged begger stopped him witha plea.

"Stop, grand and kind Sir! (this meaning he obviously did not know Krook) Please give me your name and date of birth, and I will divine for you your fortune! With great accuracy, I will gaze into your future and show you what paths you will take, what riches you will gain, and anything else you wish! All I ask is a few tria."

Krook paused for a moment, resisting the urge to spit. But instead, he decided to answer the prophet. "I make ya a deal. I will give ya the tria, but I don't want ya tah say a word. Instead, ya will follow me for the next ten years. Yah will see what paths I will take, ya will gaze upon what riches I may gain, and you will learn of all that I wish. Then, sir prophet, you can divine for me my name and date of birth."
Title: Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
Post by: Verrliit on July 19, 2006, 02:33:54 am: PSsssst.

Wanna buy a used Groffel?
Title: Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
Post by: LARAGORN on July 19, 2006, 02:49:47 am: Quote from: Verrliit on July 19, 2006, 02:33:54 am
PSsssst.

Wanna buy a used Groffel?

Now thats FUNNY :D

Two Stonebreakers walk in to a bar....
which i thought was kinda funny, cause after the first one hit it dont you think the second would have saw it ?
Title: Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
Post by: Idoru on July 19, 2006, 03:28:29 am: the question that jumps to my mind is:
Used how? ;D
Title: Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
Post by: neko kyouran on July 19, 2006, 06:33:33 am: Quote from: Verrliit on July 19, 2006, 02:33:54 am
PSsssst.

Wanna buy a used Groffel?

I'm into energy efficiency, does it get good miles to the gallon?

(or kilometers, for all you others :P )
Title: Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
Post by: Myrthe on July 19, 2006, 07:01:53 am: Quote from: Taldor on July 14, 2006, 01:08:33 am
Quote from: Myrthe on July 13, 2006, 11:12:49 pm
tell me how you put it backwards and ill post some lol :D
Type it backwards.

lol it was a joke
Title: Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
Post by: LigH on January 27, 2007, 12:41:35 am: How do you call a Stonebreaker with a chisel?

noegrus narK
Title: Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
Post by: Akaye on January 27, 2007, 01:29:24 am: Bad Groffel

Q) What do you call a pet groffel with no legs?

A) emoc t'now eh, rettam t'nseod tI

Hey, I never said I was good at making jokes! :whistling:
Title: Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
Post by: emeraldfool on January 27, 2007, 06:04:14 pm: Quote from: Akaye on January 27, 2007, 01:29:24 am
Bad Groffel

Q) What do you call a pet groffel with no legs?

A) emoc t'now eh, rettam t'nseod tI

Hey, I never said I was good at making jokes! :whistling:

Hehe, that was pretty good...

I dunno, it's difficult to make a good PS-related joke, 'cause the best jokes are satirical, and we don't really know enough about Yliakum's politics or stereotypes or world events to really make fun of it...
Title: Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
Post by: Peacer on January 28, 2007, 05:04:03 am: why did Peacer go to the other side of the plaza?

because he saw a hawt babe

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why did teraukey punch Peacer

because Peacer had longer ears

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why did the noob go to harnquist

because he has no other place to go

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why did the game master ban the other game master

because they were playing russian roulette

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why did the kran and the fenki marry?

the kran needed a pillow

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what do you get if you doublecross a tefusang with an ulbernaut?

a noobeating bastard

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if a tefusang walks 200 km/h per second 189* degrees, how long will it get in an hour?

5 metres east because it's walking into a wall

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why did the noob get shot down by an arrow

because someone painted a bullseye on his butt

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why did the wowplayer go back to wow?

there were no epic equipment
Title: Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
Post by: Radiant Memphis on January 28, 2007, 12:07:58 pm: Kinda a long one....

When archaeologist Radiant Memphis joined the guild of "Lets dig stuff up" to dig in the Bronze Door region last year, he did so to participate in the excavation of a Late Bronze Age settlement rich in pottery shards and clay figurines. Radiant had hoped to determine whether the items contained within the site were primarily Kran or Stonebreaker in origin.

Instead, he found himself fleeing giant flying demon-cats as he ran through the temple's cavernous halls, jumping from ledge to ledge while locked in a desperate struggle for his life and soul for what seemed like the thousandth time in his 27-year career.

"All I wanted to do was study the settlement's remarkably well-preserved kiln," said Memphis, carefully recoiling the rope he had just used to clamber out of a pit filled with giant rats. "I didn't want to be chased by yet another accursed manifestation of an ancient god-king's wrath."

Over the course of his career, Memphis has been frequently lauded by colleagues for his thorough, methodical examinations of ancient peoples being one himself. He has also been chased by the ulber-bodied Hydalain women of the rune area in wilderness, hunted down by Enki cat specters manifested out of lost time and shadow in the Ojavada area, and hounded by the pebble-sky-filling small stone Woman of the early Kran .

"It's true, I've got to stop reading the inscriptions on ancient door seals out loud," Memphis said. "I also need to quit dusting off medallions set into strange sarcophagi, allowing the light to hit them for the first time in centuries. And replacing the jewels that have fallen from the foreheads of ancient crystal-deity statues—that's just bad archaeological practice."

"I realize I'm entering grounds that are considered sacred to these people," Memphis said. "But that doesn't mean I deserve to be pelted with poison-tipped darts shot from cavern walls. A simple 'Do Not Enter' sign would suffice, or beware poison-tipped darts shot from cavern walls."

Turning to the subject of his latest incident at a dig site in the Death Realm, Memphis maintains he was not at fault for summoning the forces of evil.

"I was just idly rearranging flint sickle blades that had already been catalogued. Apparently, I spelled out the true name of a long-dead god-priest," Memphis said. "Can't an elf even clean up his work area without inadvertently conjuring up a pack of lightning-breathing Ulbers?"

Making matters worse, such encounters have had little to no scientific value.

"It's always, 'I will drink your soul' or 'I will chew the flesh from your bones' with these hellish apparitions," Memphis said. "When I ask them if that means the ancient Hyadalains did, in fact, add gold to their mixing clay to make their urns more sturdy, they don't even seem to hear me."

This has been an adaptation to fit into PS thank you and goodnight.
Title: Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
Post by: Black_rose on January 28, 2007, 04:33:53 pm: How many kran does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 because they are Intelligent beings... LAWL
Title: Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
Post by: emeraldfool on January 28, 2007, 07:46:27 pm: Quote from: Black_rose on January 28, 2007, 04:33:53 pm
How many kran does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 because they are Intelligent beings... LAWL

0, because lightbulbs haven't been invented yet :P
Title: Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
Post by: LARAGORN on January 28, 2007, 07:57:56 pm: Quote from: Black_rose on January 28, 2007, 04:33:53 pm
How many kran does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 because they are Intelligent beings... LAWL

4, 1 to make a time machine, 1 to make an interdementional transporter, 1 to research and find out what a lightbulb is and 1 to scew in the lightbulb :P
Title: Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
Post by: LigH on January 28, 2007, 08:31:26 pm: Jokes, please. Not nonsense. ;)
Title: Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
Post by: Black_rose on January 28, 2007, 08:41:14 pm: knock knock
who's there?
Lee
lee who?
This joke sucks
Title: Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
Post by: LARAGORN on January 28, 2007, 09:10:38 pm: Quote from: LigH on January 28, 2007, 08:31:26 pm
Jokes, please. Not nonsense. ;)
Oh forgive me, everything else makes perfect sence. I shall punish myself for being so nonsenceicle.
Title: Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
Post by: Black_rose on January 28, 2007, 09:33:45 pm: A Ylian, a Lemur and a Xacha walk into a bar,
The barkeep says "What'll ya have"
The Ylian says "I'll have some beef and ale"
The Lemur says "I'll have some wine and cheese"
The Xacha says "I'll have a mudslide"
The barkeeper responds "We don't make mudslides"
The Xacha replies "Then what can you give me to kill these two off of my sacred land?"

GET IT? ITZ A STOL3N LND J0K3 >.>

Ok i'll mellow out I'm just a bit stressed from trying to get the client to work XD It's not installing and i'm getting rather annoyed
Title: Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
Post by: dying_inside on January 28, 2007, 10:33:04 pm: Why did the Enkidukia rebel?

Because a fishing bug gave them Waybread.....

HO.
ho...

..........
Title: Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
Post by: LigH on January 28, 2007, 11:13:35 pm: :D Waybread ... oh my. Long ago... :D
Title: Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
Post by: shorty13 on January 29, 2007, 03:33:09 am: What kills noobs with out attacking?

sriats
Title: Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
Post by: bilbous on January 29, 2007, 06:13:55 pm: How do you know when a Kran is going to Gemmate?

decaf-owt emoceb yehT
Title: Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
Post by: Proglin on January 29, 2007, 11:51:57 pm: How do you confuse a Kran?

renroc eht ni eew ot mih llet dna lerrab a ni mih tup

What's fast, furry and loves to write?

iakudik-nep a

Karyuu! How nasty are wel allowed to get? Proteous told me the most amazing one the other day!
Title: Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
Post by: bilbous on January 30, 2007, 06:13:57 am: barrels have corners where the sides meet the bottom and top as every kran knows.

How do you keep a GM in suspense?

worromot uoy llet ll'I
Title: Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
Post by: LARAGORN on January 30, 2007, 05:31:10 pm: Everyone was very exited when the new transportation wagons were introduced. Two trained Tefs were harnessed to a large wagon, which travelled from town to town. The fare was a reasonable 3 Tria for each destination.
A dwarf who had spent most of the day at a tavern, staggers to the wagon, he gets on just as the wagon is pulling away. Loosing his balance he stumbles down the length of the wagon, as he is about to fall off the back the wagon stops for more passangers and he stumble forward to the front of the wagon. Reaching the front of the wagon, he stands straight till the wagon starts almost imidiatly, and he stumbles toward the back again. This continues the entire journey to Oja.
When the wagon finnaly stops in Oja, the Dwarf staggers to the front and starts to climb down, the driver of the wagon says "Hey, You havent paid the fare for your ride!" The Dwarf composes himself and looks at the driver and asks "Why, Sir, should i pay you anything?" The driver gets a stern look on his face and replys "We offer a service Dwarf, so folks dont have to make the journey on foot", The Dwarf replies "A service?, Ha! I walked all the way"
Title: Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
Post by: emeraldfool on January 30, 2007, 11:06:03 pm: Lar, if you say 'wagon' one more time, I'ma break your little finger, capice?
Title: Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
Post by: LARAGORN on January 30, 2007, 11:20:06 pm: Do you have a wagon phobia? Here little wagon, wagon, wagon :P
Title: Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
Post by: Nurahk on January 30, 2007, 11:34:53 pm: I was sent to the death realm one day, and instead of the usual trail I had to follow I found myself in a single corridor. To my left there was a guard and down the corridor there were two rooms, one on each side. I turned to the guard.

"How do I get out of here?" The guard merely nodded and walked down the hallway. He pointed to the room on the left "Bed her." At first I was confused, all I saw was a bed, then out of the corner walked the oldest, ugliest gobble I had ever seen. Drool and blood mixed and driped from her mouth, her ear was torn her skin sagging from her ugly frame. The skin on her left side was rotten and between her legs...well...there's not a plant in Yliakum as green as that.

I frowned at the guard and noticed the other room, inside was Miadon bedding the most beautiful demorian girl I'd ever seen.

"How come I must sleep with the beast while Miadon get's the beauty?" I asked the guard.

"Well, we must gives girls an equaly disgusting task to gain their freedom."

[Alteration to a real joke]
Title: Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
Post by: Parallo on January 30, 2007, 11:36:21 pm: Ahaha! Brilliant. Poor Miadon.
Title: Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
Post by: miadon on January 30, 2007, 11:37:40 pm: @Nurahk

I must have REVENGE! :P

seriously doesn't make sense anyway, women kind of repel off me for some reason :(
Title: Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
Post by: Nurahk on January 30, 2007, 11:38:28 pm: Parallo: Thank David Gemmell, the first chronicles of Druss.

miadon, I hope so ;)
Title: Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
Post by: emeraldfool on January 30, 2007, 11:39:11 pm: Quote from: LARAGORN on January 30, 2007, 11:20:06 pm
Do you have a wagon phobia? Here little wagon, wagon, wagon :P

No, I have a literary repetition phobia.

Now hold still, or I might miss and hit your balls... and then everybody loses. Except me.

Best joke yet Nurahk... ;D

Edit: Geez, 4 replies in one... and David Gemmell's books have the best characters ever...
Title: Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
Post by: Coneitic on January 31, 2007, 02:10:48 pm: The devs put a glyph in the game that can only be used at lvl 80 crystal way.
The devs put a sword in the game that raises your crystal way to lvl 80.
The devs put a rule in the game that condemns putting one and one together.

thats a joke ;D :devil:
Title: Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
Post by: glodin on February 02, 2007, 09:58:19 am: People complain about me. They say I'm beeing rude, they call me blunt, they say I have no manners. What are they expecting, my CHA is below 40. ;)
Title: Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
Post by: zanzibar on February 02, 2007, 09:04:44 pm: Quote from: Proglin on January 29, 2007, 11:51:57 pm
Karyuu! How nasty are wel allowed to get? Proteous told me the most amazing one the other day!

Send it to me via a PM.

Two kran walk into a tavern. One says to the other, "Hey, did you hear the one about us?"
Title: Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
Post by: Karyuu on February 03, 2007, 07:44:37 pm: Proglin: Keep it PG-13 please :P
Title: Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
Post by: Nurahk on February 03, 2007, 08:34:52 pm: Yeah, Proglin!

You should follow my example :P
;)
Title: Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
Post by: Peacer on February 05, 2007, 12:49:09 pm: Quote from: zanzibar on February 02, 2007, 09:04:44 pm
Quote from: Proglin on January 29, 2007, 11:51:57 pm
Karyuu! How nasty are wel allowed to get? Proteous told me the most amazing one the other day!

Send it to me via a PM.

ME TOO :D
Title: Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
Post by: Seytra on February 05, 2007, 05:18:30 pm: What is left over after laanx.fragnetics.com catches fire and burns out?

laoc-rahc

Clarification: this is not meant to be scientifically accurate

Edit: added hyphen and clarification
Title: Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
Post by: Croconil on February 05, 2007, 05:18:47 pm: Quote from: Peacer on February 05, 2007, 12:49:09 pm
Quote from: zanzibar on February 02, 2007, 09:04:44 pm
Send it to me via a PM.

ME TOO :D

Me Three :D
Title: Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
Post by: bilbous on February 05, 2007, 05:24:10 pm: Quote from: Seytra on February 05, 2007, 05:18:30 pm
What is left over after laanx.fragnetics.com catches fire and burns out?

laocrahc

I would have thought it would be egduls leets....
Title: Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
Post by: Croconil on February 05, 2007, 05:53:46 pm: Quote from: bilbous on February 05, 2007, 05:24:10 pm
Quote from: Seytra on February 05, 2007, 05:18:30 pm
What is left over after laanx.fragnetics.com catches fire and burns out?

laocrahc

I would have thought it would be egduls leets....

I dont get it? Is it me being thick again or what?

:P
Title: Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
Post by: bilbous on February 05, 2007, 05:59:05 pm: Ah perhaps I should have said steel sludge......
Title: Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
Post by: Croconil on February 05, 2007, 07:56:24 pm: Ohhh I get it now!

Yeah t was me being thick =]
Title: Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
Post by: zanzibar on February 05, 2007, 08:30:47 pm: What do you get after burning coal?

.frawd A
Title: Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
Post by: Croconil on February 05, 2007, 08:41:38 pm: XD Thats a good one zanzi :D
Title: Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
Post by: zanzibar on February 06, 2007, 07:59:06 am: Two men duel infront of the Temple of Laanx. It's not long until one falls. The victor walks away in triumph as a priest exits the temple and walks to the scene. The priest sees the losing man laying on the ground, painfully injured.

"You are wounded, and you will surely die. Do you have any last wishes, my son, before you pass on?"

The man replied, "I wish I had married my beloved before my death."

His love was near and ran up to him. The priest married them before the temple.

The priest said, "You are married. Now get up and kiss the bride."

"But I thought you said I was going to die?"

The priest smiled and said, "We're all going to die one day."
Title: Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
Post by: Parallo on February 06, 2007, 05:35:56 pm: Ahaha! I like that one. Very good... And so, so true.
Title: Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
Post by: Croconil on February 06, 2007, 07:33:27 pm: Quote from: Parallo on February 06, 2007, 05:35:56 pm
Ahaha! I like that one. Very good... And so, so true.

Agreed :D

That sorta gives me an idea of a fun joke to play on someone :D

/my evil side shines through XD
Title: Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
Post by: Seytra on March 01, 2007, 01:59:14 am: How do you call a gang of Kran?

- dnab kcor a
Title: Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
Post by: Volund on March 01, 2007, 05:53:16 am: Quote from: Seytra on March 01, 2007, 01:59:14 am
How do you call a gang of Kran?

- dnab kcor a

nice. Now why doesnt anyone pick on ylians or xacha? wheres the racism and stereotypes on us huh? All you guys get the fun.
Title: Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
Post by: lordraleigh on March 01, 2007, 05:57:26 am: Quote from: Volund on March 01, 2007, 05:53:16 am
Quote from: Seytra on March 01, 2007, 01:59:14 am
How do you call a gang of Kran?

- dnab kcor a

nice. Now why doesnt anyone pick on ylians or xacha? wheres the racism and stereotypes on us huh? All you guys get the fun.

I'm not sure, but I think I know one of the places Xacha jokes could be adapted from, knowing about their "logical approach" and on the fact most of them are scientists:

Xachas = Nerds? (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Nerd)
Title: Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
Post by: Croconil on March 01, 2007, 10:34:10 am: Quote from: Volund on March 01, 2007, 05:53:16 am
Quote from: Seytra on March 01, 2007, 01:59:14 am
How do you call a gang of Kran?

- dnab kcor a

nice. Now why doesnt anyone pick on ylians or xacha? wheres the racism and stereotypes on us huh? All you guys get the fun.

Krans are easier to pick on =]
( Yeah I know, that joke was lame :D)
Title: Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
Post by: Ice_Stovo on March 02, 2007, 02:51:38 pm: What's the difference between a Kran and Pamela Anderson?
desab nocilis era htoB. enoN.
Title: Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
Post by: Suvok on March 03, 2007, 02:10:38 am: Good joke Ice_Stovo ;D

A trepor walks into a tavern. He orders an ale. The bartender says, "That'll be 30 trias. You know, we don't get many trepors coming in here, you know." The trepor says, "At 3 hexas an ale, it's not hard to understand."
Title: Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
Post by: Quitarias on March 04, 2007, 02:57:06 pm: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Dam it you guys are killing me with your great jokes./me tries to breathe bu reads another funny joke and starts laughing
Title: Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
Post by: Volund on March 08, 2007, 04:04:17 am: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

ah I love that ^^. still waiting for a joke on ylians/xacha. WE WANT EQUALISM :ban: WE WANT TO BE PICKED ON! :ban: WE WANT FREEEEEDOOOOMMMM TO BE STEREOTYPED!
Title: Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
Post by: Holdan on March 08, 2007, 04:22:53 am: [these are inside jokes ;D ]

What do you call an outlaw that messes with Einnol?

-tuanreblU kcanS-

Why is it a bad idea to annoy harnquist?

-ksA rehcadoB- ;)

Is a lost explorer an oxymoron?

-toN fI ouY wonK iniretakE-

:sorcerer:
Title: Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
Post by: lordraleigh on March 08, 2007, 05:45:14 am: A xacha engineer is walking along when a fellow engineer arrives on a new ryunaak. Impressed, he asks, "Where did you got this beautiful ryunaak?"

"Well," the second engineer says, "A couple of days ago I was just walking along when this gorgeous blonde ylian pulls up, hops off the ryunaak, rips off all her clothes, and says 'take what you want'."

The other engineer nods and says "Good choice. The clothes probably wouldn't have fit."

A diaboli is flying a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a xachan down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts, "Excuse me. Can you help me? I promised my friend I would meet him half an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The xacha below says, "Yes, You are in a hot air balloon, hovering approximately 30 feet above this field. You are between 40 and 42 degrees N. Latitude, and between 58 and 60 degrees W. longitude".

"You must be a typical xacha scientist" says the balloonist.

"I am," replies the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I am still lost."

The man below says, "You must be a typical diaboli."

"I am," replies the balloonist, "but how did you know?"

"Well," says the man below, "you don't know where you are, or where you are going, You have made a promise which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now it is somehow my fault."
Title: Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
Post by: Volund on March 12, 2007, 06:01:35 am: @lordraleigh

HOW DARE YOU INSULT XACHA LIKE THAT! YOU BEASTLY WENCH FEEL MY TELEKNITCIICICICICI BRAIN POWER!

No need to quote an entire post just to give a one line response, especially when it's the post right above yours. --Neko
Title: Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
Post by: Heyok on March 14, 2007, 01:45:56 am: So this diaobli dies, and goes to the death realm. He immediatly notices a lot of differences. Suddenly quitarrius runs up. "hey guess what? i get to rule the death realm now, so i put in osme modifications. Let me explain how it works. choose a room, and you have to stay there until someone picks your room. then you can leave."
So the diabli (let's call him Heyok) checks the first room. In it he see's a kran getting chased by 15 ulbernauts. he decides to pass. In the next room, the guy is stuck falling off the edge of the world. (it happens still). he decides to pass. In the next room, he sees a xacha have to explain to a kran the science of majic (kran have no organs, so no brain). he also decides to pass. then Heyok comes to the fith room. there he sees a beutiful fenki giving a male demormian, well, a very pleasing oral massage. Heyok immiediatly says to quittarius, who seems to have a pair of horns and a barbed tail, "i want that rooom!"
Quitaruis says "ya sure?"
"o ya"
quitarius walks up to the fenki. "you can go now, i found your replacement"

(secondary punchline)
ten minutes later, (insert name of guy you hate) immiediatly jumps for the room.
Title: Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
Post by: Volund on March 14, 2007, 02:56:29 am: Quote from: Heyok on March 14, 2007, 01:45:56 am
So this diaobli dies, and goes to the death realm. He immediatly notices a lot of differences. Suddenly quitarrius runs up. "hey guess what? i get to rule the death realm now, so i put in osme modifications. Let me explain how it works. choose a room, and you have to stay there until someone picks your room. then you can leave."
So the diabli (let's call him Heyok) checks the first room. In it he see's a kran getting chased by 15 ulbernauts. he decides to pass. In the next room, the guy is stuck falling off the edge of the world. (it happens still). he decides to pass. In the next room, he sees a xacha have to explain to a kran the science of majic (kran have no organs, so no brain). he also decides to pass. then Heyok comes to the fith room. there he sees a beutiful fenki giving a male demormian, well, a very pleasing oral massage. Heyok immiediatly says to quittarius, who seems to have a pair of horns and a barbed tail, "i want that rooom!"
Quitaruis says "ya sure?"
"o ya"
quitarius walks up to the fenki. "you can go now, i found your replacement"

(secondary punchline)
ten minutes later, (insert name of guy you hate) immiediatly jumps for the room.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHoh dam I laughed so hard my cofee spilled and burned my unmentionables.

"haha's reduced to prevent page scrolling --Neko.
Title: Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
Post by: Nikodemus on March 14, 2007, 05:17:19 pm: Quote from: bilbous on March 14, 2007, 05:03:27 pm
Inside every Kran is a heart of Silverweave Crystal...
/me forges a Silverweave Short Sword, while the Kran screams.
S*ut up! I'm trying to make a weapon, dump creature!
Title: Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
Post by: Volund on March 15, 2007, 04:26:22 am: Quote from: Nikodemus on March 14, 2007, 05:17:19 pm
Quote from: bilbous on March 14, 2007, 05:03:27 pm
Inside every Kran is a heart of Silverweave Crystal...
/me forges a Silverweave Short Sword, while the Kran screams.
S*ut up! I'm trying to make a weapon, dump creature!

I always thought krans had their babies by mixing their spare rock together.
Title: Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
Post by: Suvok on March 15, 2007, 10:54:50 am: Two Consumers are talking on the race track. "You know? I havn't been doing as well in my races lately. I keep falling behind about halfway into the race." The second consumer thinks about this, "Hmm...I'm not sure I can help you there." While they are talking, a Clacker crawls over to the Consumers and says "You know your problem? You're not pacing yourself. You going to fast at the start and using up all your energy before the finish. You've got to start of more slowly and conserve your energy." The first consumer looks at the second consumer, "Amazing...a talking Clacker".
Title: Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
Post by: Heyok on March 16, 2007, 12:52:14 am: A male stonebreaker is mining when he sees a beutiful hammer wielder. he instantly falls in love with her, :love: and mines 10 copper ore, 20 iron ore, and 30 gold ore. :o then he forges ten different silverweave weapons. he then ties them all to his groffel and sends them to the hammer wielder. The groffel comes back with everything still on it. there is also a note on it. it reads:
In order for me to accept this, you must have 50,000 tria, a pterodactyl (or whatever it is you fly on), and 7 inches in your pants.
the stone breaker runs for some paper and responds:
I have 100,000 tria, two pterodactyls, but not even for a beautiful dwarf like you will i cut off 3 inches.
-OR- (secondary punchline, not as great as the first)
If i had 7 inches in my pants, i'd have to be careful not to step all over it.
Title: Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
Post by: Karyuu on March 16, 2007, 01:11:43 am: That very clearly comes from somewhere else :}
Title: Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
Post by: Jeraphon on March 16, 2007, 05:56:56 am: Also, he can't have two pterosaurs because the law in Yliakum is that you can only have one :)
Title: Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
Post by: lordraleigh on March 16, 2007, 06:14:02 am: Quote from: Jeraphon on March 16, 2007, 05:56:56 am
Also, he can't have two pterosaurs because the law in Yliakum is that you can only have one :)

Unless if...
/me sees 12 octas and a message "Shut up" on his pocket and says nothing
Title: Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
Post by: Volund on March 17, 2007, 06:54:04 pm: Quote from: Heyok on March 16, 2007, 12:52:14 am
A male stonebreaker is mining when he sees a beutiful hammer wielder. he instantly falls in love with her, :love: and mines 10 copper ore, 20 iron ore, and 30 gold ore. :o then he forges ten different silverweave weapons. he then ties them all to his groffel and sends them to the hammer wielder. The groffel comes back with everything still on it. there is also a note on it. it reads:
In order for me to accept this, you must have 50,000 tria, a pterodactyl (or whatever it is you fly on), and 7 inches in your pants.
the stone breaker runs for some paper and responds:
I have 100,000 tria, two pterodactyls, but not even for a beautiful dwarf like you will i cut off 3 inches.
-OR- (secondary punchline, not as great as the first)
If i had 7 inches in my pants, i'd have to be careful not to step all over it.

oh man I love your jokes.
Title: Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
Post by: Peacer on August 25, 2007, 02:55:09 pm: how did the xacha kill the windows players?
click for answer (http://He dressed up as a blue screen of death.com/answer)
Title: Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
Post by: LigH on August 25, 2007, 06:23:34 pm: Peacer: Opera shows me the link target as "opera:illegal-url-4". Did you mistype?
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Ah, looking into the source, I understand: URLs are not a working kind of "spoiler" tag in Opera.

We may need a BBTag [ SPOILER ] which creates white text on white background. Or similar.
Title: Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
Post by: Suvok on August 27, 2007, 10:56:35 am: *Suvok frantically tries clicking the URL, but get the BSOD when it doesn't work.

A five year old stonebreaker was lost, so he went up to a guard and said, "I've lost my dad!"
The Hydlaa guard said, "What's he like?"
The stonebreaker replied, "Beer and women!"
Title: Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
Post by: eldoth_terevan on August 27, 2007, 06:45:01 pm: I used this one on a slow Kran...

Me: Hey Kran! How's your kikiriway?
Kran: What's a kikiriway?
Me: Oh, about 8-10 pounds!

Boy that was just awful... I am gonna exile myself to the DR for that one.
Title: Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
Post by: Nikodemus on August 28, 2007, 10:25:47 pm: I got a joke about chatbots, which are on top lately ;P

Player# Who is Jayose?
Harnquist# I don't know, who is Jayose?
Player# Jayose is a mud dobber.
Player# Who is Jayose?
Harnquist# Jayose works in the pigpen.

:lol: