Deus ex Trucido

[Am-Heh]

It does not bother me or my apetit. So going about my usual business of spreading anarchy and mayhem shant be hindered, thanks for the offer..Whislt evil to an innocent soul like yourself may be.

chalk a few rude words on the plaza cobblestones, maybe a few salacious rumours about the local Octarch.

To me it seem more a prank for villiage children and the bored house wives.

[Induane]

Wow, your guild is sure good at making enemies it would seem.  How do you do it so easily?  I mean make guilds declare war on you?  Do you insult them, pester and annoy them or what?  I ask because a guild war requires both guilds agreement.  And alot of guilds aren\'t out there just searching for a war, especially ones with several newer members who may not like the fact that some highly leveled char is killing them everytime they see them...

[Monketh]

OOC:
Just FYI: If I somehow meet one of you guys in-game, standard protocol dictates that I regard you as a lunatic and nothing more.  I will abide my protocol, because in general god-modding just ain\'t fun.  Then I will attempt psychological analysis.  That will be fun.

IC:
Another FYI: It is highly unlikely that the Yliakum environment is capable of even sustaining a population of one million for even a miniscule duration of time.  This leads to  one of the three following conclusions, given the assumption that you inhabit the locality of Yliakum only:
1: Your consumation is imagined.
2: Your consumation is distributed over an extreme length of time, approximately four or more centuries.
3: You are a fool.

If the second conclusion is correct, you shall, each of you, be bound to a location more fitting of your malignant intentions and starved to the point of abolition, as an active threat to my \"foreign employer\'s\" interests in this locale.  We have carried through with such activities before and the correct logistical infrastructure is in place for a repeat performance.

[Robinmagus]

very nice monketh! i go with the third reason tho.

[Am-Heh]

*Amheh glaces over at Monketh, Didn\'t your guild just crumble? Mauhaaaa

All of you can go to hell.

[seperot]

am-heh if you think a guild crumbling is the be all and end all of a guild then your doomed to be defeted sometimes the one who wheilds the pen is far stronger then the army that wheilds the swords. while your guild may be a fearsom fighters but as far as political powers and words others can beat you by themselfs

[Am-Heh]

I was in a rush to get ingame of course i realise that the end of a guild is not the be\' all and end all. As long as the players behind it dont scurry of to play another game indefinately.
As for our \"Talk\" and \"Politics\' though we engage in both, with the right people. It is useless to do either if you dont take any action.
I find Robinmagus a shamefull little wimp and Monketh while a great writer tends to read in to things a bit much and go off on some far out tangent. so i only ever reply fully to these 2 when im really bored.

[Monketh]

[edit: huh?  I don\'t remember selecting an emoticon for the reply title...]

 was in a rush to get ingame  of course i realise that the end of a guild is not the be\' all and end all. As long as the players behind it dont scurry of to play another game indefinately.
As for our \"Talk\" and \"Politics\' though we engage in both, with the right people. It is useless to do either if you dont take any action.
I find Robinmagus a shamefull little wimp and Monketh while a great writer tends to read in to things a bit much and go off on some far out tangent. so i only ever reply fully to these 2 when im really bored.

I\'ve been playing this great game, they call it \"Isogashii-RL\" (I.R.L.) it\'s an import from Japan.  Basically, you prioritize tasks and carry out the most important ones effectively to keep from losing various things.  It\'s really realistic too, right down to the little splotches of spilt soda on my brother\'s desk.  :rolleyes:

Tangent, eh?  Yeah, I\'m a political man at heart.  It\'s good for you, though, so be sure to consume your daily recommended dosage of forum-written augumentative material.

Originally posted by Am-Heh
*Amheh glaces over at Monketh, Didn\'t your guild just crumble? Mauhaaaa

All of you can go to hell.

IC:
Again mistaken, it was a long time ago glory disappeared.  Your amusement is ill-placed, however.  You did not eliminate an adversary.
--It bears no relevance in the matter of your current psychological condition, in any case.
*He looks apphrehensively into the air, before nodding in agreement to an unseen command with a whispered \"Affirmative.\"
Excepting, of course, if the official disbandment notice I issued somehow had a great emotional impact on you.
*Monketh puts down his pen and notepad with hastily scribbled remarks on the situation of the subject.  He then opens a metal suitcase, sorting or assembling its\' contents, whilst he poses a question: \"Now, tell me, what is the last thing you remember before becoming this \'Devourer of Souls\' you claim you to be?\"  
*Monketh issues a command to a man who\'s been concealed in the corner of the room during the whole thread.

[Am-Heh]

Originally posted by Monketh
I\'ve been playing this great game, they call it \"Isogashii-RL\" (I.R.L.) it\'s an import from Japan.  Basically, you prioritize tasks and carry out the most important ones effectively to keep from losing various things.  It\'s really realistic too, right down to the little splotches of spilt soda on my brother\'s desk.

Such a shamefull promotion of a game alien to Planeshift within its humble forum.....  8o

 

it was a long time ago glory disappeared. Your amusement is ill-placed, however. You did not eliminate an adversary.

I did not claim to eliminate you, nor do i see how my amusement is misplaced. As for your keen intreast on pycho analyising me. Maybe you are in need of the shrink..

*He looks apphrehensively into the air, before nodding in agreement to an unseen command with a whispered \"Affirmative.\"

Sounds a bit loopy to me.

[Under the moon]

You don\'t seem to know much about Monketh\'s character backstory, do you now. Er...um...and ya, he is a little loopy.

As for creating hate, isn\'t that one of the main goals of an evil guild? Hate being evil itself and a main source of power for large scale world manipulation? If I were an evil character, that would be my purpose. However, I think \'Devourer of Millions\' is purely propaganda to inspire this \'hate\' and fear. Am-Heh\'s plan is working perfectly, in my opinion.

@Monketh; Remember Directive 743, subsection 28, line 8: If ever encountering a being that has, in fact, devoured millions, abort mission and immediately
contact your superior for the proper Y-forms to fill out.

*edit* You get points for originality, Am-Heh. But I would change you god\'s name. \'A-n00b-us\' just doesn\'t inspire fear.

[Monketh]

Monketh lift his hands up from behind the metal suitcase, revealing a small, marked plastic cylinder filled with a black fluid.  He attaches the last piece, a capped needle.
He asks of the man whom has given the command \"Has the subject been secured?\" The man nods in the affirmative.
Before addressing the subject, he corrects UndertheMoon:\"Army code is not applicable to the Navy.  You\'ll find the appropriate documentation in Section 7, sub-section 289, Paragraph J; of the Military\'s Revised Code.  If I have to hazard a guess, I would say line 3, ...maybe 4.\"
He now turns to address the subject, and begins to advance slowly towards him whilst examining his plastic, mechanical device for flaws.  \"I\'m under orders to evaluate your condition as a threat to our personnel.  Nothing so loopy about that.  Many times my foreign employer has encountered strange diseases in foreign lands.  Some have had detrimental effects on mental health, others speficially harm by\'mek connections.  Bizarre phenomenom are also of interest to my foreign employer.
Hm, by\'mek doesn\'t translate.  I shouldn\'t be discussing that with you anyway, so that\'s just as well.\"

[Am-Heh]

Just a few edits to my opening post as a few small re-adjustments were made. mainly:

Ranks: We have Nine current ranks. Eight of these shall be filled by eight individuals, one per rank , our most deviate, cunning and above all... active, members. The remaining Ninth rank shall be comprised of many Mercenaries, many players thirsty for blood, members wishing to prove their better entitlement to become one of our Eight, thus replacing the most inactive of The Eight. Deus ex Trucido will not be plagued with inefficiency by having a large guild.
 
 Also an anoucement that Swords of Ghent even though much mightier in numbers but not in war tactics have left there war against us, with their pockets 35,000 trias lighter and there ego badly bruised. Glyph Warrior lead by Seden whilst being a little more noble in their efforts to make us submit, were also over run and have not come back seeking to gain face. thus also being added to the pile of \"push overs\".
 Currently we are amusing ourselves with a \"mock\" war against The Pride, but be assured we will be knocking on your door soon asking you to come out and....play?

[kidkiller13]

nicly said Amheh....atleast now i dont have to worry about helping you anymore....it seems you are quite capable by yourself i am still with you if you need any help, Knights Of Chaos will gladly help.

[Draklar]

Originally posted by Am-Heh
 Currently we are amusing ourselves with a \"mock\" war against The Pride, but be assured we will be knocking on your door soon asking you to come out and....play?

I would gladly mock you, but the fact that you created this guild and that people actually join it, must mean you all are mock-resistant.

Instead I\'ll just say this: Do you honestly think anyone cares/is impressed by all the messages about winning with guilds that no one heard about?
You might just as well make an imaginary guild, call it Puppy Puppets and announce that you won a war with them. The result should be the same.

[Am-Heh]

With all due respect Draklar, if you were ingame more often, over the last couple of months, you may have heard of them. But yes they are both relatively new guilds. We challenge any guild claiming to rid the realms of planeshift from evil, it so happens that the only guilds willing to actully try par taking in such activitys are the newer ones.
 
 Just because someone has played for longer (since mb) or spends more time developing his charactor in the forums, doesnt mean he is superior to a newer charactor who spends more time ingame training his charactor, specially when dueling/guildwars are involved. Im sure the leaders of both these guilds were stronger than you, in fighting stats.

I find there is a heavy resentment amongst the older player, of any new guild good,bad or indifferent that joins planeshift. And most of the time the ones most vocal in the forums are the least active ingame. Maybe they should come ingame more often and show all the so called n00bs how to play...

Anyway, we await the challenge of any guild wanting to get in our way. So who knows i might see you on the battlefield.