I was taking you figuratively, and I didn\'t miss the sarcasm. But to counter:
Diamond myths Diamonds are very rare. There is more of a man-made shortage than a natural shortage of diamonds. The distribution of diamonds put on the market each year is highly regulated by De Beers. One figure has stated that there are enough diamonds to give each man, woman and child in the United States an entire cup full of them. (ya, that?s a lot)
Diamonds are indestructible. This is false. The fact that diamonds are a hard substance refers to their ability to withstand scratching, but that is different than toughness, which refers to the ability to withstand breaking or cleavage. Diamonds can chip, but only a diamond can scratch another diamond. (meaning diamonds are no match for a good steel hammer)
Diamonds are the most valuable gemstone in the world. This seems like it should be true, but its not. Diamonds are very valuable in the world of gems, but a fine ruby is actually worth more. (a lot more, look it up)
its clarity yields the notions of constancy, sincerity, and innocence. The diamond is light, life, the sun; it is an emblem of purity and perfection, of invincible spiritual power, and it is the stone of commitment, faithfulness, and promise between husband and wife. Symbol of light and brilliance; unconquerable; treasures, riches, intellectual knowledge.
Now those are just all silly properties we silly humans have thrust on a hapless carbon structure. In ancient times, they were even believed to be poisonous.
And now, some scary stuff:
Ten reasonsOr just do a search with the words diamond, slavery, atrocities, or a number of other bad words.
Not so pretty anymore, are they?