psssst! come over to the dark side! Watch for one of the Power Levelers who rush over to Harnquist, cash in their lewt, and rush back out of the city! Follow them to Tef Valley and watch them slay the mighty Tefs with 4 or 5 blows of their uberleet skillz! Pretend to try and steal one of their Tefs by acting like yer fighting it! (Don\'t actually succeed if yer a true noob cause a tef will hand you yer newbie rear and send ya packin to the Death Realm, lol) After trying to steal the Tef and of course failing to the awesome skillz of the uberleet PL\'er, make admiring noises to butter him/her up such as \"ooh! What big muskles you have, oh Lord Of Leetness!\" and \"Wow! How do you hit so hard!\" and \"hey, do you think I can kill this rat over here?\" What? You noobs didn\'t know there are rats in the Valley of the Tefs now? LOL
Well, we don\'t like to tell the noobs that because they pull the tefs, get killed by em or run for the hills dragging them out of Tef Valley, and then us UberLeet PL\'ers have to run all over the hills hunting them down.
Hmm, even the PL\'ers are gonna hate me now. Oh well, it could be worse, I could mention the rat at the moneymak..uh look! up in the sky! It\'s a bird! LOL
Anyway, after going thru that rear-kissing routine, humbly ask me some sensible questions. Don\'t ask me if you can group with me ya noobish! Do you know how long it takes me to collect 218 Tef Teeth??? Course if I\'m bored and feel like showing off, I might group with ya just so I can show off my ability to kill multiple Tefs with the BeerMugODeath! Muah hah hah!
So come over to the dark side! Be a Power Leveler! Riches and Rewards will be yours! Course not as much as my riches and rewards ya noob, cause my skillz are tha bomb!
/me chuckles and drinks some more beer