Errr... no offense, but a lot of this seems to be banter that would be fairly meaningless to anyone outside your guild. Should you perhaps keep it to your actual guild forums? Most definitely keep the rest of the world clued in to major happenings in your guild, but perhaps the minor events should not clutter your guild thread? It is, actually, meant to be more of a place for your guild to interact with the outside world of PS than as a guild chat channel.