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Movies to avoid and never watch.
« on: August 01, 2005, 09:26:55 am »
Here is a short list of movies that are so terrible I can spare you the trouble of having to watch them:

Solaris
Alexander
Troy
Attack of the Flying Pirahana
Any Jaws move besides the first one.
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Any movie from the Lifetime Channel.
This one movie about a guy who is the anti-christ and finds it out and then gets shot while sitting in a car just as he is making his \"transition\".
Children of the Corn

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« Reply #1 on: August 01, 2005, 09:35:43 am »
yep well i never seen any of them

another one is the one with the tom guy, and the set up the music club in the ladys house and rob the place. ill get back to you when i know the name.
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« Reply #2 on: August 01, 2005, 11:25:23 am »
Any movie featured in the series Mystery Science Theatre 3000. :) But Mystery Science Theatre 3000 itself is absolutely fantastic and everyone should watch it.

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« Reply #3 on: August 01, 2005, 11:39:11 am »
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Crossroads

I didn\'t watch them voluntarily, mind you, the curse came upon me in various sneak previews... :(
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« Reply #4 on: August 01, 2005, 05:35:30 pm »
Crossroads is good for like the first 5 mins. ;)

The Notebook girls can go ahead and watch this but, guys, stay away from this movie. You\'ll want to gouge your eyes out by the middle just so you don\'t have to see any more of the ultimate chick flick/tear jerker ever. Not to mention the ending sucked and was totally predictable. Worst 2 hours of my life ever. I\'m scared that if I watch it again I\'ll lose all the man left in me...
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« Reply #5 on: August 01, 2005, 05:40:12 pm »
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Any movie featured in the series Mystery Science Theatre 3000. :) But Mystery Science Theatre 3000 itself is absolutely fantastic and everyone should watch it.


I did, it\'s well funny at the time...well all the times...unless it\'s last few shows, where...well, it\'s losing it\'s touch.

And what\'s wrong with Solaris? But then perhaps you can\'t handle philosophical movies :P. I even seen the original...:P

Oh no not the Children of the Corn, such classics...:D

Now do I have anything to add to this list...hm...Can\'t think of any, usually I can see if the film is bad without watching it...:D


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« Reply #6 on: August 01, 2005, 06:50:02 pm »
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The Notebook girls can go ahead and watch this but, guys, stay away from this movie. You\'ll want to gouge your eyes out by the middle just so you don\'t have to see any more of the ultimate chick flick/tear jerker ever. Not to mention the ending sucked and was totally predictable. Worst 2 hours of my life ever. I\'m scared that if I watch it again I\'ll lose all the man left in me...


Yeah I was forced to watch this movie... terribe acting all the way around.  So many chick clicks that I just cant stand like Dirty Dancing (*Valbrandr suddenly remembers that he likes that one).. err but I dont like the Legally Blonde movies and any of those movie that, that guy, Malcom from Malcom in the Middle.  I hate cody banks :).

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« Reply #7 on: August 02, 2005, 12:57:14 am »
Crash by D. Kronenberg
Kill Bill by Tarentino
Sin City

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« Reply #8 on: August 02, 2005, 12:59:43 am »
I loved the notebook,
my boyfriend less so...
 
Starwars episode I + II sucked, III was good though.

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« Reply #9 on: August 02, 2005, 01:02:22 am »
Unbreakable
Solaris
Lord of the Rings (all parts, geez that was longer than the book).
Harry Potter (How many xerocopies of the same Peter-Pan sh*t you may see every year?)
Green Mile

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« Reply #10 on: August 02, 2005, 01:06:24 am »
Gasp! Yawning at Lord of the Rings? Well, maybe I can understand it with the actors composed of 99% blue-eyed blonds, or the 80% of scenes that began and ended with desparate blue-eyed, tear-streaked faces, or the spoofs that immediately arose from fans, but... Come on! ;D Besides, long books are awesome.

But just so that I add to the list: Day After Tomorrow - bleh!
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« Reply #11 on: August 02, 2005, 01:08:12 am »
I liked the day after tommorow! >.<

The Others.

I mightve missed the whole point of that movie, but i was too bored by it to go back and get it again -.-

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« Reply #12 on: August 02, 2005, 01:09:09 am »
driller killer

supposedly \'horror\' from the 80\'s, very bad effects and i could help but giggle on the floor in hysterics when the dude lost it and skinned a rabbit and kept trying to stab the fleshless skull with a knife!

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« Reply #13 on: August 02, 2005, 01:09:13 am »
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Unbreakable
Solaris
Lord of the Rings (all parts, geez that was longer than the book).
Harry Potter (How many xerocopies of the same Peter-Pan sh*t you may see every year?)
Green Mile

*YAWN*


I actually disagree with all! I like Unbreakable, Solaris (in a ways), Lord of the Rings is one of my favorite movies (I love the book and I do enjoy long movies, try this watch the whole extended trilogy in 1 day :D), even Harry Potter not a bad as a movie, although I dislike the books, well ok you can have it ti not great movie but it\'s not the worst, then Green Mile, yet again a good movie. Although it all depends on what kind of person you are.


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« Reply #14 on: August 02, 2005, 01:22:15 am »
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Gasp! Yawning at Lord of the Rings? Well, maybe I can understand it with the actors composed of 99% blue-eyed blonds, or the 80% of scenes that began and ended with desparate blue-eyed, tear-streaked faces, or the spoofs that immediately arose from fans, but... Come on! ;D Besides, long books are awesome.

But just so that I add to the list: Day After Tomorrow - bleh!

I almost liked the movies LOTR

and... since Ive readen the books...

I really think these movies suck... sorry Karyuu...