it\'s 11:18 pm and that went right over my head, but i feel i should respond anyway...
1.) Err, all that shiznit about a router and configuration and shtuff... Smaller words, shorter sentences, and precise instructions would be nice. ^^
2.) Norton AntiVirus was disable for a while at a suggestion similar to the one you guys are making... CHAOS! Whenever we turned on the computer we would get a message saying that some such thing on Norton hadn\'t loaded and that our computer was not protected, and to try restarting. Even if we restarted, it would pop up still. Dad was freaking out, and mother was pissed off, if you\'ll pardon the term. She said that until we figured out the problem, I would get NO INTERNET WHATSOEVER. She said it loudly, strongly, and with these evil glaring you\'re-gonna-die eyes. Thanks to help from my buddy, though, I managed to get Norton working again.
DO NOT EVER SUGGEST DISABLING ANY FORM OF FIREWALL TO ME AGAIN, ON PAIN OF DEATH.
On pain of MY death!
That is to say, if I disable the firewall again, I will die. No questions asked.
3.) There was a three, I swear... Oh, yeah. Being so helpless to the crap called technology makes me feel insanely stupid. I dislike said feeling immensely... >.< But please, continue with teh help. I appreciate it, I really do.
- So basically... Errr, check the router port openness configuration thingy mcthing... Right... Don\'t know how to do that... Help? *Large pleading innocent eyes*
EDIT:
/me sits cross legged on the broad steps surrounding the Plaza, a broad grin on her face, slowly petting her Groffel, Bauchan.
\"I\'m back.\"
)( \\O/ FIXED IT! ... Not entirely sure how... Mum heard me typing up here, it\'s 12:20 and i have school tomorrow... I LOVE YOU ALL! GOOD NIGHT! \\O/ *hands out random fun party stuff*)(