My personal favorite from some General (name/battle forgotten):
\"Ha! They couldn\'t hit an elephant at thi-....\"
That would be General John Sedgwick.
Oh, and that about the SG-1, saw that one today, great episode.
My own contrabution:
\"Acta est fabula, plaudite!\" -
The play is over, applaud! (Said to have been emperor Augustus\' last words.)\"Et tu, Brute?\" - You too, Brutus / \"Kai su, teknon?\" (Nota Bene: should be writen in Greek letters) - You too, son? (Said to have beenCaesar\'s last words)
Click? ... This doesn\'t come with ammo?
Dammit, this thing won\'t die!
Oops.
So what?
Oh please, let me show you how it\'s done.
Don\'t be silly. If this was really the ship\'s \"Self-Destruct Button\", do you think they\'d leave it lying around where anyone could press it?