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Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
« Reply #30 on: January 29, 2007, 03:33:09 am »
What kills noobs with out attacking?

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Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
« Reply #31 on: January 29, 2007, 06:13:55 pm »
How do you know when a Kran is going to Gemmate?


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Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
« Reply #32 on: January 29, 2007, 11:51:57 pm »
How do you confuse a Kran?

renroc eht ni eew ot mih  llet dna lerrab a ni mih tup

What's fast, furry and loves to write?

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Karyuu! How nasty are wel allowed to get? Proteous told me the most amazing one the other day!

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Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
« Reply #33 on: January 30, 2007, 06:13:57 am »
barrels have corners where the sides meet the bottom and top as every kran knows.

How do you keep a GM in suspense?

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Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
« Reply #34 on: January 30, 2007, 05:31:10 pm »
Everyone was very exited when the new transportation wagons were introduced. Two trained Tefs were harnessed to a large wagon, which travelled from town to town. The fare was a reasonable 3 Tria for each destination.
A dwarf who had spent most of the day at a tavern, staggers to the wagon, he gets on just as the wagon is pulling away. Loosing his balance he stumbles down the length of the wagon, as he is about to fall off the back the wagon stops for more passangers and he stumble forward to the front of the wagon. Reaching the front of the wagon, he stands straight till the wagon starts almost imidiatly, and he stumbles toward the back again. This continues the entire journey to Oja.
When the wagon finnaly stops in Oja, the Dwarf staggers to the front and starts to climb down, the driver of the wagon says "Hey, You havent paid the fare for your ride!" The Dwarf composes himself and looks at the driver and asks "Why, Sir, should i pay you anything?" The driver gets a stern look on his face and replys "We offer a service Dwarf, so folks dont have to make the journey on foot", The Dwarf replies "A service?, Ha! I walked all the way"

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Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
« Reply #36 on: January 30, 2007, 11:20:06 pm »
Do you have a wagon phobia? Here little wagon, wagon, wagon :P

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Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
« Reply #37 on: January 30, 2007, 11:34:53 pm »
I was sent to the death realm one day, and instead of the usual trail I had to follow I found myself in a single corridor.  To my left there was a guard and down the corridor there were two rooms, one on each side.  I turned to the guard.

"How do I get out of here?"  The guard merely nodded and walked down the hallway.  He pointed to the room on the left "Bed her."  At first I was confused, all I saw was a bed, then out of the corner walked the oldest, ugliest gobble I had ever seen.  Drool and blood mixed and driped from her mouth, her ear was torn her skin sagging from her ugly frame.  The skin on her left side was rotten and between her legs...well...there's not a plant in Yliakum as green as that.

I frowned at the guard and noticed the other room, inside was Miadon bedding the most beautiful demorian girl I'd ever seen.

"How come I must sleep with the beast while Miadon get's the beauty?"  I asked the guard.

"Well, we must gives girls an equaly disgusting task to gain their freedom."

[Alteration to a real joke]

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Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
« Reply #38 on: January 30, 2007, 11:36:21 pm »
Ahaha! Brilliant. Poor Miadon.
I suggest the statue of Laanx gets turned into a statue of Parallo <3. An NPC could never replace the huge hole he left in my heart when he died  :'(

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Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
« Reply #39 on: January 30, 2007, 11:37:40 pm »
@Nurahk

I must have REVENGE! :P

seriously doesn't make sense anyway, women kind of repel off me for some reason :(
« Last Edit: January 30, 2007, 11:40:40 pm by miadon »
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Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
« Reply #40 on: January 30, 2007, 11:38:28 pm »
Parallo: Thank David Gemmell, the first chronicles of Druss.

miadon, I hope so ;)

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Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
« Reply #41 on: January 30, 2007, 11:39:11 pm »
Do you have a wagon phobia? Here little wagon, wagon, wagon :P

No, I have a literary repetition phobia.


Now hold still, or I might miss and hit your balls... and then everybody loses. Except me.






Best joke yet Nurahk... ;D

Edit: Geez, 4 replies in one... and David Gemmell's books have the best characters ever...

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Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
« Reply #42 on: January 31, 2007, 02:10:48 pm »
The devs put a glyph in the game that can only be used at lvl 80 crystal way.
The devs put a sword in the game that raises your crystal way to lvl 80.
The devs put a rule in the game that condemns putting one and one together.

thats a joke  ;D  :devil:
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Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
« Reply #43 on: February 02, 2007, 09:58:19 am »
People complain about me. They say I'm beeing rude, they call me blunt, they say I have no manners. What are they expecting, my CHA is below 40. ;)

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Re: PS-Jokes, Take 2
« Reply #44 on: February 02, 2007, 09:04:44 pm »
Karyuu! How nasty are wel allowed to get? Proteous told me the most amazing one the other day!

Send it to me via a PM.



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