PS-Jokes, Take 2

[Heyok]

A male stonebreaker is mining when he sees a beutiful hammer wielder. he instantly falls in love with her, and mines 10 copper ore, 20 iron ore, and 30 gold ore.  then he forges ten different silverweave weapons. he then ties them all to his groffel and sends them to the hammer wielder. The groffel comes back with everything still on it. there is also a note on it. it reads:
        In order for me to accept this, you must have 50,000 tria, a pterodactyl (or whatever it is you fly on), and 7 inches in your pants.
  the stone breaker runs for some paper and responds:
          I have 100,000 tria, two pterodactyls, but not even for a beautiful dwarf like you will i cut off 3 inches.
         -OR- (secondary punchline, not as great as the first)
          If i had 7 inches in my pants, i'd have to be careful not to step all over it.

[Karyuu]

That very clearly comes from somewhere else :}

[Jeraphon]

Also, he can't have two pterosaurs because the law in Yliakum is that you can only have one

[lordraleigh]

Also, he can't have two pterosaurs because the law in Yliakum is that you can only have one

Unless if...

* lordraleigh sees 12 octas and a message "Shut up" on his pocket and says nothing

[Volund]

A male stonebreaker is mining when he sees a beutiful hammer wielder. he instantly falls in love with her, and mines 10 copper ore, 20 iron ore, and 30 gold ore.  then he forges ten different silverweave weapons. he then ties them all to his groffel and sends them to the hammer wielder. The groffel comes back with everything still on it. there is also a note on it. it reads:
        In order for me to accept this, you must have 50,000 tria, a pterodactyl (or whatever it is you fly on), and 7 inches in your pants.
  the stone breaker runs for some paper and responds:
          I have 100,000 tria, two pterodactyls, but not even for a beautiful dwarf like you will i cut off 3 inches.
         -OR- (secondary punchline, not as great as the first)
          If i had 7 inches in my pants, i'd have to be careful not to step all over it.

oh man I love your jokes.

[Peacer]

how did the xacha kill the windows players?
click for answer

[LigH]

Peacer: Opera shows me the link target as "opera:illegal-url-4". Did you mistype?
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Ah, looking into the source, I understand: URLs are not a working kind of "spoiler" tag in Opera.

We may need a BBTag [ SPOILER ] which creates white text on white background. Or similar.

[Suvok]

*Suvok frantically tries clicking the URL, but get the BSOD when it doesn't work.


A five year old stonebreaker was lost, so he went up to a guard and said, "I've lost my dad!"
The Hydlaa guard said, "What's he like?"
The stonebreaker replied, "Beer and women!"

[eldoth_terevan]

I used this one on a slow Kran...

Me: Hey Kran! How's your kikiriway?
Kran: What's a kikiriway?
Me: Oh, about 8-10 pounds!

Boy that was just awful... I am gonna exile myself to the DR for that one.

[Nikodemus]

I got a joke about chatbots, which are on top lately ;P

Player# Who is Jayose?
Harnquist# I don't know, who is Jayose?
Player# Jayose is a mud dobber.
Player# Who is Jayose?
Harnquist# Jayose works in the pigpen.