Dear Carbs,
Jesus that was sick. And the creepy American accent made it worse. Reminds me of Quintin Flynn (he played 'Raiden' in MGS2. (The blonde gay one)...)
The Yeti part cracked me up...
"Uh, yeah, and then the Yeti stood on my back and... I %$&#ed the pie..."
Anyway, you've got a dirty mind Karyuu.

Perhaps there's hope for you yet...