You're gonna laugh, but i'm seriously suggesting it:
Bubble-Pipes!Complete with needing bubble solution... it could be set as a new skill or if the skill list is long enough with things yet to be addressed (and i think most would say it is) your ability could be a function or a factor of will or charisma or both... presumably more proficciency woild imply more or larger bubbles per time... I would think it should be toggleable like running... and while it should drain or impact negatively upon physical stamina minimally, as does affect breathing, it shouldn't affect mental negatively (if anything maybe a tiny boost)...
The whys: (in the style of a book)
Dedication1-Oral fixation is very commonPreamble2-as with groffeltoe, there is more to life & roleplaying than combat, work & comestibles--it would be nice to have more implemented equipable items that don't have to really have a purpose besides that the character 'enjoys it'. Sort of like the beer mugs, but not everyone is into alcohol.
Content3-It's social. Just imagine how social roleplay happen if smoking were added to the game & cigarettes last a few minutes "can i bum a smoke?" "got a light?" (i suppose it would be nice to have something like a lighter, maybe some sort of chemical catalyst weighing zero point one or 0.05 maybe, that would be added to bubble solution)... Now imagine it's not smoking so it's suddenly socialy acceptable & ok to have in an all-ages game.
EPILOGUE4-status: could eventually have basic wood stone & bass piped for cheaper-- those ones that look like a cup with a stick, cost super cheap... and have amore sherlock holmes looking one with that dip cost more etc, add more valuable things to make them from & charge fortunes, add them to crafting or blacksmith or such, add stat buffs to rare looted ones [i would REALY hope you could 'purify' those first... looted pipe, ew]... maybe even have different colored bubble solution at varrying costs just as a show of prestige, or to have something expensivevaluable other than gold & combat items... maybe even have lootable different color solutions & perhaps some rare oddly named ones... actually, that could work better than pipes that themselves gave stat boosts, if only for sanitary reasons... but they would have to come in packs of at least 2 otherwise to test what one does you'd consume it.....
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