Obviously you have no idea about the formation of modern day European languages, or past languages in Europe, although I wouldn't expect you to, being American. Before the Norman invasion the people in England certainly didn't speak English as it didn't exist. There was no 'weird Norman spelling' because hardly anybody could write. Norman French _became_ English, with words and grammar from lots of other languages mixed in over time. That's how languages come about you know, mixes of languages put together slowly evolving over time and being refined by various people. There was no reforming or anything similar, just what people spoke written how people thought it sounded. For that reason I think that accent had a lot to do with the differences between the English's. Maybe the guy who wrote the first American dictionary couldn't pronounce lour, or thought it sounded like lor (same for mour/mor etc). Modern day English, French, German, Italian, Spanish, etc. are all Latin based, as _is_ Norman French (Yes it still exists and is used... in Normany, France, although it's also evolved a lot since 1066). Are you saying that all those languages are just stolen botched bits of Latin?