(Straight from the chat-logs)
Rayjak grabs his crotch
(19:11:01) Rayjak says: hi
(19:11:01) Menlil Toresun says: Hi, welcome to the iron temple of Laanx, one of the most important buildings in this part of the city.
(19:11:11) Rayjak says: who are you?
(19:11:11) Menlil Toresun says: My name is Menlil Toresun, adept of the Laanx cult, healer and researcher of healing. I am here to greet people approaching the religion of Laanx for the first time.
(19:11:38) Rayjak says: I'd like to join your religion
(19:11:38) Menlil Toresun says: I don't think I get what you're saying.
(19:11:48) Rayjak says: I want to join
(19:11:48) Menlil Toresun says: I don't understand you. Could you rephrase that, please?
(19:11:58) Rayjak says: **** you.
(19:11:58) Menlil Toresun says: Feel free to go away now. You offend me.
(19:12:07) Rayjak says: no
(19:12:07) Menlil Toresun says: I don't think I get what you're saying.
(19:12:15) Rayjak says: THEN DIE!
(19:12:15) Menlil Toresun says: I don't think I get what you're saying.
(19:12:26) Rayjak says: you're an idiot, you know that?
(19:12:26) Menlil Toresun says: I don't understand you. Could you rephrase that, please?
(19:12:47) Rayjak says: any jobs you need doing?
(19:12:47) Menlil Toresun says: I don't understand you. Could you rephrase that, please?
(19:12:52) Rayjak says: quests?
(19:12:52) Menlil Toresun says: I don't understand you. Could you rephrase that, please?
(19:12:59) Rayjak says: can I help you?
(19:12:59) Menlil Toresun says: If you want to be of service to the Laanx temple, you first need to be part of our community. Are you a registered follower of Laanx?
(19:13:08) Rayjak says: yes
(19:13:08) Menlil Toresun says: Ok, let me check in our records. [Menlil turns the pages of a thick volume, searching for your name]. Sorry, you are not on the list. You must register first, goodbye.
(19:13:21) Rayjak says: how do i register then?
(19:13:21) Menlil Toresun says: I don't think I get what you're saying.
(19:13:28) Rayjak says: I think you're brain dead.
(19:13:28) Menlil Toresun says: I don't understand you. Could you rephrase that, please?
(19:13:34) Rayjak says: I said: HOW DO I REGISTER!?
(19:13:34) Menlil Toresun says: I don't think I get what you're saying.
(19:13:39) Rayjak says: ...
* Later On *
Rayjak says: hiya
(21:44:12) Roya Vuntarr says: You speak strangely... Can you be more clear?
(21:44:21) Rayjak says: hi ********
(21:44:21) Roya Vuntarr says: Hello there. Is there something you need?
(21:44:43) Rayjak says: what is this place?
(21:44:43) Roya Vuntarr says: Can you be more clear?
(21:44:52) Rayjak says: what ARE you doing?
(21:44:52) Roya Vuntarr says: Try to make simpler, but correct phrases
(21:45:01) Rayjak says: what are you?
(21:45:01) Roya Vuntarr says: Try to make simpler, but correct phrases
(21:45:13) Rayjak says: WHO are you?
(21:45:13) Roya Vuntarr says: I'm a citizen of Hydlaa, of course. My home is in this area and it's a relatively peaceful neighborhood.
(21:45:23) Rayjak says: Die.
(21:45:23) Roya Vuntarr says: If I die, I will just reincarnate when I return from the Death Realm, so I don't see why that should give you satisfaction.
(21:45:35) Rayjak says: DIE!!
(21:45:35) Roya Vuntarr says: But I want to live!!!
(21:45:41) Rayjak says: Afraid not. Die.
(21:45:41) Roya Vuntarr says: Try to make simpler, but correct phrases
(21:45:47) Rayjak says: I said die!
(21:45:47) Roya Vuntarr says: If I die, I will just reincarnate when I return from the Death Realm, so I don't see why that should give you satisfaction.
(21:45:54) Rayjak says: that sucks...
Roya Vuntarr says: No, no, we will not manage to understand each other this way.
[ Avoid posting profanity on the boards, even if censoring a letter or two. --Karyuu ]