aye, good rules all of em general. a few more rules. A) touch the Princess, and she will kill you. She will rip your arms off and make you eat them while she beats you with your legs. If meket gets his hands on you, you will wish you were in hell. Don?t worry about it though, you?ll probably be dead by the time he gets there if the Princess gets to you first. B) Don?t go after Kiern, or any of the other forum old-timers. You will be swarmed with waves of logic, OTHER forum old-timers, random comments, twisted realities, and other unsavory things. Translation ? don?t mess with em. C) Go after Cyo, you?ll wish you?d insulted the entire forums first. Cyo?s temperament and ferocity is that of a wolverine bred with a Tasmanian devil. Therefore making it a Tasmanian Wolverine Devil. D) Binary is the master. E) welcome to the world of the big boys (and girls). For the initiation ceremony, you must do as followed. You must find the Apple of Forum Initiation, which is past the River of Flames, which is in the Forests of Spam, guarded by the Trolls of??well??the Trolls. Once you get past them all, you must climb the Twisted Beanstalk of Logic and get past the Dragon of Opinion and crack open the Indestructible Egg of Newness, and you will find what you?ve been questing for after all these trials:??a note saying that you crossed the wrong River of Flames and you took a wrong turn awhile back and you have to do it all again.
final note, none of this means ANYTHING. i am merely posting random drivel and reinforcing the General\'s comments.
