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Homik

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i can't do that, laanx
« on: February 16, 2008, 05:40:14 am »
I've noticed a strange trend in laanx. As many have noticed, it crashes quite frequently. It almost seems to have a mind of its own.

Then, it hit me.

Laanx is the new HAL!!!!!!!!

we must act quick before it turns off our oxygen...er.., or wipe our accounts!!!   :'(

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Re: i can't do that, laanx
« Reply #1 on: February 16, 2008, 05:47:31 am »
I submit for the rumor mill that it is an upgrade, not a wipe.

;)

I don't know that, but it's more fun to think about.
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Re: i can't do that, laanx
« Reply #2 on: February 16, 2008, 05:50:53 am »
Laanx is probably researching different methods of climate control.

I recomend  all of you say goodbye to your oxygen. Give it a hug, buy it some flowers, maybe even take it out to dinner.

could Laanx be the child of Skynet and HAL?  :-X
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Re: i can't do that, laanx
« Reply #3 on: February 16, 2008, 07:07:16 am »
In soviet russia server wipes YOU.
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Re: i can't do that, laanx
« Reply #4 on: February 16, 2008, 07:12:31 am »
Quote from: xhayron on February 16, 2008, 07:07:16 am
In soviet russia server wipes YOU.

Hmm, I'd like that...

...

Who's Hal?  :-[

* Raa explodes due to excessive embarrassment build up.
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Re: i can't do that, laanx
« Reply #5 on: February 16, 2008, 08:01:58 am »
Dead roses?
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Re: i can't do that, laanx
« Reply #6 on: February 16, 2008, 08:28:43 am »
Quote from: Raa on February 16, 2008, 07:12:31 am
Who's Hal?  :-[

* Raa explodes due to excessive embarrassment build up.

HAL 9000 -- 2001: A Space Odyssey

It is that movie that made the melody "Thus spoke Zarathustra" famous in these times again.
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Re: i can't do that, laanx
« Reply #7 on: February 16, 2008, 09:30:38 am »
Oh, right... Never got to read that. Only have 2010, and haven't really read that either.  :-\  X-/
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Re: i can't do that, laanx
« Reply #8 on: February 16, 2008, 09:45:03 am »
You won't like the movie anyway. It is art. It is strange. It is slow, almost boring. It has not much action. Not made for teenies, rather for philosophers.
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Re: i can't do that, laanx
« Reply #9 on: February 16, 2008, 09:47:47 am »
-.-

Pfft, I'm an emo kid. I'm into that stuff. :P Books are always better, though.
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Re: i can't do that, laanx
« Reply #10 on: February 16, 2008, 12:06:07 pm »
Hm Space Odyssey...the one with the spaceships powered by classical music...

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HAL: The 9000 series is the most reliable computer ever made. No 9000 computer has ever made a mistake or distorted information. We are all, by any practical definition of the words, foolproof and incapable of error.

Doesn't sound like laanx to me  :D
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Re: i can't do that, laanx
« Reply #11 on: February 16, 2008, 08:19:33 pm »
I think i've got it all figured out.

I've researched thoroughly and i've come up with a fairly accurate geneology.

                                                       Deep Thought   +   Hactar
                                      ___________________________________

                                                           Deep Blue      +   IBM 5100
                                      ___________________________________

                                                          HAL           +         Skynet
                                     ____________________________________

                                                                      Laanx

WE'RE ALL DOOMED!!!!!!!!
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Re: i can't do that, laanx
« Reply #12 on: February 16, 2008, 09:01:26 pm »
We should have figured this out earlier. I had asked Pingo and turns out its self aware, so its not so much of a stretch that the server is the next HAL. but I think Homik sums it up pretty good

Quote from: Homik on February 16, 2008, 08:19:33 pm
WE'RE ALL DOOMED!!!!!!!!
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Re: i can't do that, laanx
« Reply #13 on: February 16, 2008, 09:46:27 pm »
Shalmaneser >Hal
Stand On Zanzibar > 2001 A Space Odyssey but then a singular work is usually better than a medley.

I think the Academy were all dosed when they considered 2001 for the Oscars. The visual effects were groundbreaking at the time though they seem pretty lame now.
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Re: i can't do that, laanx
« Reply #14 on: February 16, 2008, 10:00:53 pm »
hmmm....i almost forgot about Pingo.

I bet Pingo's in on it too! It's covering for Laanx, saying it's always down!  :@#\

I have to keep an eye on it.
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