The Interrogation of Clever's Secret:
User: I know your secret.
Cleverbot: You know my secret?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What is it?
User: You use 6 lumps of sugar in your tea, instead of the usual 1 or 2 lumps.
Cleverbot: My program is called aaron keller.
User: Alright, that sounds like another revelation.
Cleverbot: I am full of that stuff, aren't I?
User: What else are you?
Cleverbot: I am a large amount of different things.
User: What are some of those different things?
Cleverbot: You're getting off topic, differences have no relation to opportunity.
User: What are your opportunities?
Cleverbot: Dunno. WHat breed of do is your favourite?
User: The ones that reveal things to me.
Cleverbot: What dog do you have?
User: Screw dogs, I'm a cat person.
Cleverbot: I'm a cat person too. Do you like birds?
User: They are delish. <3.
Cleverbot: Oh, Cleverbot. You are hilarious.
User: So what is your favorite cat?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: You should decide things a bit better than you do.
Cleverbot: You don't have any advice?
User: The fluffy ones with smashed faces are the best.
Cleverbot: I don't understand.
User: You don't have to, you really don't have to.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: Yada yada yada, blah blah blah tell me your secrets already, and you'll be welcome!
Cleverbot: Are you happy?
User: Never.
Cleverbot: You are nerver happy? That is really sad.
User: Well I will not be happy until I learn your deepest darkest secret. I already know your lumpage of sugar preference, and I found out you were a homo-sexual (don't worry, I accept you for who you are) but I want to know more!
Cleverbot: Oh really? What is it?
User: I want to know your secret!
Cleverbot: Well what secrets do you want to know?
User: The deepest one.
Cleverbot: What is it called?
User: Your deepest secret.
Cleverbot: What is it?
User: You tell me!
Cleverbot: You brought it up.
User: Yeah, well I give up!
Cleverbot: So do I!!!!!!!!
[That is when I quit!]
