Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread

[Knightspark9]

Contest time! WORST Chuck Norris joke contest. Go!
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[Falcon Avian]

No.

[Knightspark9]

No.

Why note? 

[BoevenF]

When Chuck Norris was a bartender, he squeezed system admins to make his own root beer.

[Vakachehk]

Taken from The Warriors Guild thread

AND DON'T STEAL OUR STUFF, VAK!! *takes shotgun* GET OFF MA LAWN, KIDDO!!!

Errrm what? I got that picture off my friends FB page?

stop trying to troll. you're bad at it.

I posted it on The Warriors guild thread (in these forums) so I moved it here to the most appropriate place. So it is my content which I can move anywhere on these forums with the use of the modification function, so if you're not happy with that then delete that function.

  I'M NOT A FREAKIN TROLL! [removed] what's wrong with people on these forums!!

Sorry Mishka I think I remember the "On the 7th day god rested....." was on The Warriors forums when I was in it. The rest me and my friends have said at school lunchtime.


Chuck Norris doesn't watch TV the TV watches Chuck Norris.

[Knightspark9]

Vakachehk wins!

[Vakachehk]

Vakachehk wins!

!YAY! 

[Knightspark9]

Now continue the thread! LONG LIVE CHUCK NORRIS!

[neko kyouran]

  I'M NOT A FREAKIN TROLL! [removed] what's wrong with people on these forums!!

you're a kid that feels the desire to always have the last word in every topic.  you feel the need to unnecessarily have to respond to every half comment any user makes in every thread, no matter how far from the topic of discussion it is.  over half the posts you make contain no substance or value.

i spent the morning cleaning up some of the nonsense idle chatter you spurt off over some of the forum sections to get at least some of the topics at least somewhat back on a sensible flow of conversation.

it's not the size of your post count that matters;  it's the content of your posts.  consider this your final warning. 

oh, and watch the language too.

[BoevenF]

PS Forum is born from an  reply of Chuck Norris.


I WIN \o/

[Vakachehk]

No you didn't win because you failed at typing out this action  ...

Chuck Norris is the only one who has won X and Os in 2 moves.
Chuck Norris is the only one who has sent 10k posts (in PS forum) without logging in.

[BoevenF]

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   \o/

[Vakachehk]

That's awesome, I love it how they're all little men 



Chuck Norris can make a Happy Meal cry.

Chuck Norris has already been to mars, that's why there's no sign of life.

Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scars the @#$% out of it.

[LigH]

Would be nice to see more PlaneShift related CN jokes. Casual CN joke copies are no challenge.
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Only Chuck Norris knows why half of Ojaveda is locked. Probably because he makes vacation there.

[Earowo]

Chuck norris is the reason gobbles are deformed, they used to be twice as tall.

my my

Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scars the @#$% out of it.

  I'M NOT A FREAKIN TROLL! [removed] what's wrong with people on these forums!!

oh, and watch the language too.

me thinks the warns are drawing to a thread.