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Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
« Reply #60 on: January 22, 2011, 11:01:13 pm »
I mean, she has not yet dated any of my alts... ;)
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Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
« Reply #61 on: January 23, 2011, 08:31:31 pm »
Not yet  ;D
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Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
« Reply #62 on: January 24, 2011, 08:25:22 am »
Chuck Norris can see the GMs.  All the time. 


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Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
« Reply #63 on: January 24, 2011, 06:53:37 pm »
the GMs can't see Chuck Norris.
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Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
« Reply #64 on: January 24, 2011, 09:24:44 pm »
Chuck Norris was contacted some years ago in tell by a GM, who said he was acting OOC and he had to use brackets. So Mr. Norris used brackets on the GM.
 The poor guy is still up on the wall.
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Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
« Reply #65 on: April 05, 2011, 08:01:50 pm »
Chuck Norris kills dlayo gladiators using a ruined tin knife, going on full defensive.
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Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
« Reply #66 on: April 05, 2011, 08:41:04 pm »
Chuck Norris plays 1.0 already.
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Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
« Reply #67 on: April 05, 2011, 10:22:51 pm »
we are all Chuck Norris' alts
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Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
« Reply #68 on: April 06, 2011, 12:22:44 am »
When Chuck Norris first touched Yliakum he made an area that is as dangerous as can be... The dlayo pit.
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Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
« Reply #69 on: April 06, 2011, 12:24:34 am »
There's no alternative to Chuck Norris.
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Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
« Reply #70 on: April 06, 2011, 01:01:16 am »
Chuck Norris doesn't godmod, gods ChuckNorrismod.

Chuck Norris knows why there are two races of dwarf.  And can tell them apart.  :P
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Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
« Reply #71 on: April 06, 2011, 01:59:32 am »
Haha, some very good stuff around. Boeven wins! Here's my contribute




Chuck Norris doesn't have wishes: they've been implemented before the game.

When Chuck Norris spots a bug, he fixes the developers.

One day Chuck Norris went in-game to roleplay. That's how the settings were created.
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Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
« Reply #72 on: April 06, 2011, 03:05:30 am »
Quote from: Elkarway on April 06, 2011, 01:01:16 am
Chuck Norris doesn't godmod, gods ChuckNorrismod.


That's gold Jerry!
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Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
« Reply #73 on: April 06, 2011, 03:06:42 am »
Quote from: Sangwa on April 06, 2011, 01:59:32 am


When Chuck Norris spots a bug, he fixes the developers.



Hehehe! /fix Weltall!  :devil:
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Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
« Reply #74 on: April 06, 2011, 01:03:34 pm »
When Talad began making the game he asked Chuck Norris for help. Chuck Norris answered "Soon TM".

Before Talad made Laanx a man, Chuck Norris had turned her into a woman.

When Dakkru dies she goes to Chuck Norris's Realm.
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