One has recently been given to musing on the rather bewildering sobriquets adopted by some of you. Why, one wonders, would anyone be named "SpidaManz111"? Is one to understand that you are a product of some monstrous experimentation? And that there are at least 110 other similar chimera at loose?
And now one is being assailed by one "Phantomboy86" (note the lack of ambition here: not even a "Phantom", but a "Phantomboy". If one wishes to indulge in such foolery, at least indulge full-blooded. And true to form, there is not one of him, but at least 85 others).
In one's day one had your "Reginald", your "Humphrey", your "Jakob", your "LeatherWhipGoddess". Good solid names. One occasionally came across some nonsense such as "Jekkar", but one could clearly see that one was dealing with a diseased mind and steer well clear. Now it's "SuperLaser345" or "MightyDemon666" wherever one looks.
One despairs.