I haven\'t hurt my sides laughing in a long time! This is hilarious!
56. You tell strangers across the street to watch their language.
57. You have a dream about it and come up with a bizarre story. *whistles*
58. You punch in at work and walk away to get coffee, since it will take a while to log in.
59. You look in the mirror and wonder why your skin isn\'t so red anymore.
60. You run backwards down hallways.
61. You walk across the backs of the pews in church.
62. You fall into the ocean and start jumping like crazy.
63. You don\'t leave your room. After all, what\'s out there? Just a bunch of muck to get stuck in.
64. You don\'t leave your room...unless you have wireless internet and a competent laptop.
65. You don\'t consider 6:00am to be too late to go to sleep. After all, you were staying up to talk to your friend, and it\'s only 3:00am where he/she is.
66. You\'re surprised to see a big, gray muscular guy running down the sidewalk, because he\'s wearing clothes.
67. While talking face-to-face with someone, you jump onto your computer and send the person an ICQ, AIM, or YIM message.
68. (Linux) You sorely miss being able to press ctrl-C in the terminal when you don\'t like what you see.
And I bow out to Freer...