--Spilling over into RL--
103. You accidentally stand in a fire while trying to get to the bar.
104. You run sideways while going around corners. (Yes, I did that, going up stairs even, but it was right after playing UT2003.)
105. You forget what someone said to you a moment ago, and your eyes gaze up looking for the chat window.
106. While scheduling an appointment with a customer, you ask what country and timezone he\'s in.
107. You just blurt out various religious and political arguments that may very well get you punched in the face.
108. You\'re nervous before a blind date, \'cause you\'re not sure if she\'s male or female.
109. You think, \"Man why did they design the dang road this way? Oh well, I\'ll just edit the source code.\"
110. You\'re nervous before a blind date, \'cause you can\'t remember if she said she was 15 or 65 years old.
--Within the norm--
111. You can run and jump while typing \"planeshift.fragnetics.com/merchant\"
112. You shout, \"Party in the hallway by the broken bridge!\" only to wait there...alone.
113. Your mom no longer leaves a place-setting for you at the table.
114. Your char gets married.
115. Your char owns a Galkard.
116. You know Zak on a first-name basis....oh wait...
117. You whistle the login music, which you have muted.
118. Your back arches 90 degrees -or- you actually *sit* on your lower back.
119. You can get anywhere in the game, even on top of the meteors of doom.
--Oops, more spilling into RL--
120. During the superbowl, you log in to Planeshift to watch on the blacksmith\'s DirecTV.
121. You actually *stop* calling Moogie a bunny.
122. You are a guy playing a female Enkidukai, and your gait changes such that you swing your hips and flail your arms when you run.
123. You play a stonebreaker, and you run around clenching your fists.
124. You\'ve adopted Kluger\'s Planeshift Embolism method. (Start a party by just standing with another person in a high-traffic area.)
125. You lie dead at the bottom of the Washington monument.
126. You jump over short people as they are talking to you.
127. Joo haf created a Kran dialect.
128. You are a girl with two guys fighting over you. *snicker*
129. You shout while at the library.
(130. Xenia was spending so much time at the bar that the bouncer kept kicking her out. (i.e., she was LD\'d when she went to the tavern.))
131. You wake up every morning, floating about 6 feet up until you move.
132. You jump from rooftop to rooftop...then again, you could just be the Tick.
Arr, I think that\'s it. There are no more good ones. The patent office is now closed forever...
