You Know You're Addicted to PlaneShift When...

[RussianVodka]

73. (Continuing #69) When you dont find the \"R\" buton in your old car you decide to put in the key and turn it, the car makes faint noises shakes and starts slowly moving. Enraged you jump out and start runing in cercles and screaming \"slash shout when will they fix these lags\"

74. You stand there staring stupidly in one direction waiting for a response..... When you dont get one you decide to go search for crystals.

75. Ask everyone you see if they want to join your guild.

[RussianVodka]

Those were suposed to be numbered 135, 136, 137.

[RussianVodka]

138. After braking all those bones you are still trying to jump that rooftop.

[RussianVodka]

Am i gona be the last one to write a \"You know you are adicted to PS if......\" forum.

[Monketh]

139. You walk around and then break into a run, surprised, you start bragging about not having lag.

[Kluger]

140. You make this:

A FLESH PINT - Sounds like Shakespear\'s trying to collect a debt.
FASTEN PHIL - \'cause he\'s in for quite a ride!
ETHAN FLIPS - \'cause he wasn\'t fastened in.
SHAPEN LIFT? (\"How do I work the elevator?\") - NAH, ELF PITS
SHAPE FLINT - Flint?  I thought these were *real* crystals!  No wonder it takes 500 of these huge rubies to buy a $5 mug.
PENAL SHIFT - For your punishment, we have taken away all your enem
PLANET FISH - HAL PET FINS - SLAP THE FIN
HALF INSTEP - Something\'s not quite right with the way they stand.
HALF SPENT I - Hmm, there\'s a joke here...I\'m just not sure what.
HALF PETS IN - Err, that would be the Enkidukai, I guess.  Or maybe Krans represent pet rocks.
HALF STEP IN - And only a quarter make it back out.
FLASH INEPT - I just get a puzzle piece when I visit the homepage.
FLASH PET IN - And there\'s probably a dirty joke here...just not sure what.
HELP FAINTS - What?!  You want me to build CEL from CVS?  *faint*
HE SPIT FLAN - It was his first time trying it.  It\'s an acquired taste.
FLAP THE SIN - Hmm.  Any ideas?
FLAT HE SPIN - Wheee, mouselook.
FAN HELPS IT - When the players become developers.
FAST HELP IN - Slow, exhausted help out.
AH ELF PINTS - Ooh, is it blood?  NAH, ELF SPIT
AH FELT SPIN - Good ol\' Mouselook
PATHS ELFIN - or IN ELFS PATH
Giladrial HAS LEFT NIP in the bong by the blacksmith\'s
SPINAL HEFT - It comes from sitting in a chair with a keyboard on your lap, your spine all out of alignment, and lack of exercise.
THIEF PLANS - The thief plans to steal the source code.
FISHNET LAP - Wow!  Okay, no joke needed here.
SPLAT HE FIN - Nooo!  Fall damage has been enabled!!
TAN ELF SHIP - Which reached the outer wall, only to find that it\'s not a real universe at all...it\'s a game.
TAN HELPS IF - you\'re one of those red guys.
HI ELF PANTS - No wait, those are my pants you\'re trying to put on.

[Nanuke]

yup i\'m addicted to it


141)your addicted when theres 140 resons to be

[Moogie]

LOL Kluger! Great post! I never realised there were so many funny anograms of PlaneShift.

[Kluger]

/me is happy!

I love taking credit for stuff!  

But actually, if you search for Anagram Generator, there are plenty of web-based tools.  The tough part is sifting through the hundreds of thousands of anagrams it produces and trying to find relevant ones which you can make jokes from.

I tried Benjamin Vander Jagt in an anagram maker.  I got millions of anagram.

For anyone else who likes anagrams, Gnu.org has some great anagrams (and some of my ASCII smilies).

Among my favorites:

The Morse Code = Here Come Dots
Year Two Thousand = A Year To Shut Down
Eleven Plus Two = Twelve Plus One

May my posse of nerds rejoice! = My eyes!  Moogie frocks a Jeep = Yep, a comfy Moogie sees jerks = A free jock spy sees my Moogie = Yes jock spy, a Moogie frees me = See Fry?  My Moogie socks a Jeep

Bwa ha ha!  That was only a little distance down the list...

Dameon creepers of Missy Joy = RIP Dameon, of my recesses joy = (oh NO!) = Fierce Mr. Jose Dameon, Soy Spy! = Dameon joys, prime rosy feces

(Oh boy, the further down the list I get, the worse it gets!  I\'ll just stop here.)

[Moogie]

Anagram generators are great

I never knew my town secretly says:

\"Helmeted spam, eh?\"
\"Heeled! Spam them!\"
\"Met pealed me... shh\"
\"He\'s had me, temple!\"
\"Help... me me\'s death!\"

What\'s my town called?
*gives 20 rubies to the one who answers correctly*

[Abemore]

Hemel Hempstead  

[Moogie]

Yay!

What\'s your character name? Abemore? I\'ll go send the crystals to you now if you like.

[Abemore]

Yes, my character\'s name is Abemore.
But hit me with another puzzle so I can earn my 20 rubies.  

[Kluger]

Doh!  I knew the answer, but I didn\'t get to the forums.  :-(  here was my hint...

\"dispite the fact that we live half a Britain apart from one another. Infact, next Sunday I\'m off to Kent for another week-long stay.\"

oh well, I probably wouldn\'t have posted b4 Abemore anyway.  ;-)

and speaking of being addicted to PS, I have really not been playing for almost a month.  as it turns out, God has just greatly blessed me with a storefront!  I could go on and on about how extraordinary this retail spot is, but I\'ll bore you with that later.  ;-)

in any case, it means that I\'m really not gonna be around for another month or two.  I will probably have time to play from Friday evening to Saturday evening, tho, since that\'s the sabbath...

I\'ll try not to totally disappear, but this new store and my DLIP project require me to give up my social life.

I still plan to be here for the PS project on the 13th at 2000 hours, tho!  ^_^

(Edit: 2000 GMT)

[Abemore]

I\'ve never been to the UK.  Don\'t know anything about it.  I think London is there.