You Know You're Addicted to PlaneShift When...

[NikonX]

this is one of the best threads ever

nice job moogie

[Xandria]

Originally posted by Azriel
162: you play planeshift a lot

OMFG this is the best entry ever!!!  

[shadowmancer]

163: You refuse to tell people where they can get a job, because the devs don\'t want you giving out quest info.
OK, I know it\'s lame, but most of you are lamer.

164: You sit in your room waiting to see if the next release includes better lottery chances, because you play PS too much to get a job.
OK, that one was pretty lame, too, but somebody will think it\'s cool. It is less lame Sep, but more lame than Moogie, and about as lame as Draklar. (I think I could turn this into an organized rating system...)

OK, lemme think of a really good one:

165: You live in the basement because your graphics card can\'t handle the top floor window.

[Kluger]

regarding number 57...

\"57. You have a dream about it and come up with a bizarre story. *whistles*\"

I\'m almost done defining the outline for the story.  of course, chapter 1 is here, and I roughly almost finished Chapter 2 in one sitting.  this thing is really turning huge and, dare I say, close to Dune in fantasy...

I plan to make the story public domain, perhaps in CVS on SourceForge.  ;-)  \'course, that doesn\'t mean I don\'t plan to make money with it, tee hee hee...

okay, just for anyone wondering, progress *is* being made on the story...

[Dallandra]

166. youve spent near 3 days getting the game and have a tantrum when you wake up to find your computers disconected >.<


i havent even played it yet hahaha ooh dear... damn rpg addiction !!

[Kixie]

151. You see 2 people fighting outside a bar and wonder when the new update came.

152. Your at a hospital and a boy who is trying to regain movement to his legs says \"i wish i could use my legs\" and you reply \"dont worry we cant crouch anyways\"...

153. Your watching the 10 o clock news see someone who has gone on a mass murder with a sub machine gun and say to your self \"i wonder where he got enough crystals for that?\"

154. You see an airplane and wonder \"Finally theres flying creatures like the developers promised!\"

155. You try to buy a Big Mac with some crystal rocks you foudn in your backyard.

156. You constantly rant to random people walking down the street about how much everquest and runescape suck.

157. You pull a muscle and wonder why the lag is so bad that day.

158. You learn to fall asleep 30 minutes at a time, just enough time to log into planeshift server.

159. You wake up one morning and think to your self \"My god the update finally came! Everything looks so real!\"

160. You walk around after waking up wondering where your chat box went!

161. You drive your self crazy walking around your house trying to find those dang crystals

162.  Walking to your kitchen you wonder why u cant switch to 3rd person view you can see through the walls.

thats all i can think of!

[Davis]

Most of them are pretty uncreative, but I liked \"158\" as you called it...
Yeah, you started form the wrong numbers.

[ryane]

U kno ure addicted when you count the number of threads and number yours accordingly when saying your 5 crystals worth.. 163.. i think.. lol

[Davis]

178, actually. And I don\'t get yours.
OK, I think we\'ve pushed this about as far as it can go...

[seperot]

LOCK IT

lock it now the more posts now the more this thread is ruined  please lock it

[Moogie]

I agree. Thanks again to everyone who kept this going for so long! I\'m gonna unsticky it now, but if anyone wants to add more to the list then you\'re more than welcome to.

[Kluger]

now that I know we\'re allowed to post not-so-funny ones...  ;-)

179. You can\'t get it to run in Slackware 9.1, so you run the Windows client under Wine.

[Watcher]

180- You dont read threads like this because you are playing the game
181- When you look around you suddenly relise that you are in a house and wonder how they managed to upate it so fast.

[kbilik]

How about locking it at the 200 sentence mark?

[Moogie]

I\'m not going to lock it. If anyone wants to add to the list, they can. I know most if not all possible funny sentences have already been posted here, but it\'s nice that one day it might suddenly reappear after being inactive for years...