Author Topic: The Cabal - A Jerks' Guild. A guild for people who want to be and act  (Read 8862 times)

Auran

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« Reply #15 on: September 10, 2003, 09:51:28 pm »
Thanks all for your hatred and support.

I am trying really hard to churn out a guild of the meanest,loathsome,immoral lowlifes. I am tired of playing the Benevolent Elven Archmage I usually play as. But I\'d like to clarify here that all I say and do on the forum is a part of the image i am trying to project. In reality I am not one tenth the jerk I seem to be ;). So no hard feelings for the things I say or do here OK?

Moving onto Business:

All the LuserGuilds out there can be sure that even if your Lusers dont join us, plenty of our \"Leech\"(Cool name or whut!) infiltrators will join you and sow discord in your organisation till it crumbles into nothingness or is assimilated by the CABAL.(Evil Laughter)Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!...so on. So remember the day your world ends, The darkness will be there to swallow up your remains. We are not some Two Bit theives of the ShadowCrud or something. We are cold,calculating evil personified. Working methodically to bring about the destruction of your society and spread our corruption. That sets us apart from chaotic evil Legions of Doom and other mud. We have too much sense not to go about revealing ourselves until we are sure that your organisation is dead and we have hacked its corpse to pieces and swallowed them up.
(How cool wuz that Apocalyptic prophesy!!!!!!)


Attention Potential Cabali (cool term for guild members. willing to listen to cooler if you have any)

Join us and realise your destiny. Be the hand of the destroyer. What has the society given us that it expects kindness from us? Nothing I say. All good is meaningless. The Darkness is primal and eternal. Why must you die for people who have done nothing for you. When the tide of our corruption sweeps this land, be among the masters before whom the land will cower and tremble.So make haste my brethren. Let us start claiming not only what is rightfully ours but also what is not. For what is right or wrong but refuges of the weak. The world belongs to those who have the means to control it and why should that not be us.

And most importantly remember that \"he who fights and runs away,lives to fight another day\".Also \"there is no difference between a hero and a fool when they are dead, both feed the vultures and the wolves while the jerk walks away with their stuff\". So suit yourselves.

So send in your hateposts, suggestions,whatever, but not joining applications. Send that to my mailbox.

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« Reply #16 on: September 10, 2003, 10:11:20 pm »
hmmm... He wants to take on FL? thats not real smart I must say.
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« Reply #17 on: September 10, 2003, 10:35:14 pm »
When the CABAL is done with these goody,goody guilds, The FL will make a beeline for their litterboxes like the kittens they are. I dont care if God is their Guildmaster. As I have always said our aim is stealthy corruption. Even if we are destroyed we\'ll come back again and again. They will slip sometime. One can evade Death and Darkness for eons but they are inevitable. We\'ll destroy all guilds. We\'ll win by wading rivers of Blood if we have to.  Life holds little value for the CABAL in the attainment of its mission. We\'ll always be around as long as people are driven by the lust for power and fortune and the quest for shortcuts to it. Infact we will corrupt all guilds. Methinks we\'ll start with the \"mirth\" or \"naugrim\" guys. They look suckers enough. As to the much anticipated CB the CABAL will go underground as soon as it is released. You are free to speculate what that will involve.


BTW - Tell me guys am I doing a good job as an evil archvillian or would you like me to step it up or tone it down a little? Comments From the good guilds specially invited.

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« Reply #18 on: September 10, 2003, 10:45:06 pm »
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Originally posted by Auran
BTW - Tell me guys am I doing a good job as an evil archvillian or would you like me to step it up or tone it down a little? Comments From the good guilds specially invited.


I\'m not really seing you as evil... Just as a jerk.. But that was the point too, wasn\'t it? :P :P :P

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« Reply #19 on: September 10, 2003, 11:05:38 pm »
yeah thats right . A jerk who tries to get everyone pissed off for the fun of it. Crawls on his knees and begs for mercy when beaten and stabs you in the back as soon as you trust him. A jerk who kills noobs for their potions and crystals which he never uses anyway. Someone who pushed children and old ladies because he felt like it. Who begs, borrows, steals. Who isnt below doing anything to get his way and save his skin. But wait a minute that is the description of perfect evil as well. So hereby I postulate
jerk= evil.;):)

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« Reply #20 on: September 10, 2003, 11:06:45 pm »
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BTW - Tell me guys am I doing a good job as an evil archvillian or would you like me to step it up or tone it down a little? Comments From the good guilds specially invited.

Most certainly good job :)

anyways: here\'s hero\'s respond :):
Well maybe you don\'t see difference between fool and the hero when they both die. But there\'s great difference indeed. While fool will be moved into the dust of oblivion, the hero will stay in memories of his friends and those that he saved.
You can\'t destroy good. While those that are following the way of light will get stronger, gain friends, people they can trust - you will fall. What do you think you can expect from those that are following you? Remember... they are evil... they are \"jerks\"... One day you won\'t wake up. Your so called friend will betray you... he will have the power... and you\'ll be the fool that noone actually recalls...
Why to help others? why not do so? So what if they haven\'t done anything for us? So what they aren\'t strong? Our destiny is to help others... it is clear as that. We will gain friends... we will gain allies...
With them... we won\'t ever fall...
« Last Edit: September 10, 2003, 11:27:46 pm by Draklar »
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« Reply #21 on: September 10, 2003, 11:08:42 pm »
hmm... how do you plan to keep your alignment \"Lawful evil\" with all the murdering, backstabbing and stealing?? :P :P

I\'d change that to \"Neutral evil\" if I were you :P

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« Reply #22 on: September 10, 2003, 11:25:27 pm »
Yeah I think you might be right. We\'ll go Neutral. Evil cant be strictly legit. Not every man can run Microsoft.

So there it is Folks. We are Neutral evil though most of the  work will still be Lawful evil. I cant overlook the necessity of theft and homicides for our guild. Still the main work will be acting like jerks, sowing discord, ruining reputations , spreading rumors and the like for new initiates.

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« Reply #23 on: September 10, 2003, 11:36:54 pm »
this does nto change my view on trade and support for your guild.
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« Reply #24 on: September 11, 2003, 03:13:29 am »
yeaa umm spreading rumors is REALLY gunna work lemme tell ya.... Like anybody is gunna believe you over almost ANY other player! and errr i think ur a little big headed and headstrong there buddy.... what do u have to back up all ur threats of \"bullying\" how many members do u have??? and ummm i think most guilds that have been around more than a week could take ur guild ezpecially ones taht have been around FOREVER it seems like FL and Rangers and Defenders have some of the best players in the game who are your enemies already!! Not to mention Shadowhand (dunno what their oppinion is of ur guild but if they becoem ur enemy ur scrwed.... very screwed..) Do you have any alliances, any friendships?? at all??? or are u jsut saying all this and then ur gunna get ur ass beat in CB for being a \"jerk\" before u cud even do anything to back it up??

{Edit} You are officially Order of Naugrim\'s  Enemy also.

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« Last Edit: September 11, 2003, 03:21:31 am by Tranor »
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« Reply #25 on: September 11, 2003, 03:23:55 am »
I did not bother to read most of the posts, nor did I bother to read most of your post, but here is the deal:
If you do all the work, and sign me up and stuff, and generally don\'t bug me, I\'ll gladly join the guild. :D

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« Reply #26 on: September 11, 2003, 03:49:31 am »
He\'ll be gone in less than a month. Treys never last. :P



*opens Ye Olde Tales of Moogie book and begins reciting*

Trey = An annoying, arrogant, selfish (but funny) idiot from the old B&W community. He lasted a long time, returning over and over again and being rejected just as many times by everyone who ever met him. In the end, he realised he would always be alone, and disappeared forever.

*closes Ye Olde Tales of Moogie book, kissing Auran \'goodnight\' and tucking him in to bed*

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« Reply #27 on: September 11, 2003, 04:22:48 am »
ICK!! u kissed that.... err thing!
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« Reply #28 on: September 11, 2003, 05:00:02 am »
dude, Auran, great idea...people are already mad at you and you haven\'t done anything, that takes skill :P
« Last Edit: September 11, 2003, 05:02:35 am by Kiern »

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« Reply #29 on: September 11, 2003, 05:08:30 am »
http://www.planeshift3d.com/wbboard/thread.php?threadid=3885&boardid=21&styleid=3&sid=dbe479b089ac884c4489f1c86a16c3af

Check that out err Aurin or w/e ur name is.... how ya gunna do the stuff ur talkin about with that eh?? huh?? plz tell me ur ingenious plan... im DIEING to know!
« Last Edit: September 11, 2003, 05:08:40 am by Tranor »
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