The Cabal - A Jerks' Guild. A guild for people who want to be and act

[Auran]

Tired of people pushing you around? Bullying you? Cutting in line ahead of you while you remain at the same spot for 7 hours and 23 minutes? Kicking your butt while you are down?  getting the credit for work you have done?

An eye for an eye is what the Cabal says. Show them what an incredible Jerk you can be if you want to.


Hello all those people who have been suppressing their inner jerks for all these years( whatever the reason- cops, parents, girl/boyfriend a goody two shoes, getting beaten up, boss .......need I go on).

This is a call to you all to set that inner jerk free. Join the CABAL ,the guild for jerks and wannabe meanies. . Why be anything else? Being a jerk will avail you a myriad of opportunities. Plus there will be a Free Health plan (involving something like kicking Noob ass and stealing their potions). You can ofcourse be the member of any other guilds you choose. The only condition for membership is behaving like a complete  A**hole from time to time.
( I dont know if I can use this word here. O admin pray do tell??)

Here are some other professions you can pursue while being a jerk:

1.Rogues steal, Jerks steal.

2.Fighters fight (and get killed), Jerks fight old ladies and newbies( and live to see another day plus steal the old lady\'s purse).

3. Paladins fight for the downtrodden, Jerks kick downtrodden ass and act like AntiPaladins.

4. Traders make money, Jerks make money.

5. Assasins kill people for money, Jerks kill people for money.

maybe you gentle reader have some more ideas about  the scope of this most excellent of professions. Post them and If good it\'ll be added to the official advertisement when it is released.


Those interested can mail me at my e-mail id. First nine people to express interest will form
         The Council of The Cabal Core .
Then we can have a greater council and several lesser councils. I\'ll discuss the rules and regulations when you contact me. I\'d be glad to listen to any suggestions.


So heed the call all you louts and weasels out there. Join the CABAL  now.

Identities of all members will be kept secret.

[Auran]

For the UBER LAZY-

my e-mail is \" i_have_an_endoskeleton@yahoo.com\".

Hotmail and AOL suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Draklar]

lol sounds like enemy #1 to me )

[Caldazar]

Will j00 teach me to open doors? cause if u do ill join!!1!

[Xordan]

Sounds a great guild. U already got about 10 enemies.  :]

[Ayshe]

I\'d just like to publicly state that any Felines Lair kitties who join your cabal will be shown a nice door like object, with my sincerest urgings to utilise it

Congratulations, your organisation showcases exactly what The Lair is not about. I hope your cabal becomes prosperous! After all, if there weren\'t petty idiots around, with what would we guage a good player?

[Auran]

Enemies can kiss my ass (unless they are more powerful . Then i\'ll kiss theirs. Being a Jerk and a weasel frees me from any moral obligations.LOL).

Anywho guys or gals really intrested should mail me then we\'ll start with the official plan.

And of course we\'ll teach you to pick locks, pick pockets and just about any sneaky and mean thing under the sun. (even making low budget porno tapes of people\'s bedrooms if that is possible....come on programmers make an A**hole\'s dream come true) Just pray that the programmers give us the means to do things more nasty than \"collecting the crystal someone else had seen first\".  :|)

[Auran]

The First official Cabal Notice

attention all you wussy Felines lair Kitties. Join the cabal and get atleast Half a spine. What the heck i\'d rather be shot in the groin than be called a member of the itty,bitty,wimpy,sissy kitties.

Anyway we\'ll see what they have to say when our weaseling, backstabbing ways ensure that we are at the helm of that guild.

Our warning to all other guilds is (As the Borg say)-

Resistance is futile. You (Goody two shoes Lusers) will be assimilated.

Any way you have nothing to fear. I have strategies that will ensure none of them know if you are our members until its too late.

Always remember Darkness, Evil and jerks are omnipresent and (semi)omnipotent. Vitrue and justice is ephemeral.
( And moreover there are too many of these Luser guilds anyway)


Disclaimer-

The notice reflects the CABAL policy and not the personal opinion of the members.
Even if the Felines Lair kitties sound like they\'d die if my grandma sneezed I think they are a important part of the Planeshift community and thank them for considering us enemies. I assure them we\'ll put in our best effort to not let them down.

PS-

Thanks for hating us all you other guys.

[Auran]

Oh! and before I forget we will be Lawful Evil. Like Microsoft;).

[Xordan]

Heh heh heh. That\'s my alignment 2.  
lol, so we finally got some guild which is totally evil, and has tons of enemies before CB is out.

[Draklar]

Originally posted by Ayshe Congratulations, your organisation showcases exactly what The Lair is not about.

It is also exactly what Defenders are against
I don\'t think that any FL would join this guild =P

[GeorgeD]

Originally posted by Xordan
lol, so we finally got some guild which is totally evil, and has tons of enemies before CB is out.

Yeah. And there\'s still a few months left before CB will be out. Think of everything that might happen during that time. And come to think of it, by that time they can have secret members in any of the current guilds (you never know). Once this comes abroad, it\'s gonna be heads without bodies and bodies without heads all over the Yliakum the next day after CB with it\'s basic fighting will be released.

BTW: Auran, this thread is really amusing. Excellent joke! Er...it IS a joke, isn\'t it? 8o

[seperot]

just let me kill a few of em please justa few you wont miss em you know you wont come on

btw insultinf FL is a sure fire way to death Fl has quite a few members and has lots of guild friends

but apparently you are just asking for death

good luck living in cb i give you about 5 seconds

[Monketh]

I hereby excersize my right to declare war as a member of the Ranger\'s Guild Council.
I\'m sure you\'ll have plenty of recruits.  Of course an equation of your guild relations would work like this: (e)nemies (r)ecruits

E=r^2 -2*1/2*E
E +2*1/2E=r^2
E+E=r^2
2E=r^2

R^2
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2

Edit: Oops :P

[Evanchild]

well so far you have r*(X)

i hereby seice any transactions to be made with this guild now.