The Cabal - A Jerks' Guild. A guild for people who want to be and act

[Auran]

-when i say nice things i am not roleplaying.

-when i say mean things i might be roleplaying or that might just be my opinion.

- when i use JERKMODE i am most definitely roleplaying.

Hope that clears things up a bit:)

[Moogie]

\'Fraid I can\'t see the banner, Auran.

[Keldorn]

Bah, another evil force in the realms. No matter, I shall slay you with the might of my sword.
I strive to protect good and everthing that is pure, so help me Talad. You are evil, and I shall see to it that your evil ways shall not terrorize the weak and fair people of the realms.

But wait, I am not as evil as you. Therefore I shall give you one chance. I offer you salvation, I can teach you the ways of the light. Only good and pure thoughts bring success and happyness to your life, you know it\'s true. You are just denying this fact, let me help you see it.
I warn you though, should you deny my offer, you shall be doomed and I will hunt your evil. Such is my vow, I fight evil across the realms. Wherever it shows it\'s face.

You have been warned ... turn from your ways or suffer from my wrath.



You know, I have been out of my character for too long. Where did I put my paladin spirit, I think I left it some couple of hundred posts back.

[Auran]

Whoa! Crap! How come? I can see it fine. And I used the luserly BBcode an all. Whats the use of having a banner if my lady love can\'t see it. Help out mogs.?(

on another note-

So we meet again Keldorn. You are the one of the BG2 fame are you not. Together we defeated my father BHAAL and claimed his throne. But I was young and naive then. Now I can see the error of my luserly good ways. What you call happiness I call CRAPPINESS. So old friend stand aside or join me. Nothing will stop the advancement of the Cabal minions.

[Keldorn]

I warned you, do you really think i would join? Even to suggest such a thing is ludricous.
I cannot stand aside either, I cannot let evil be allowed to roam free.

I\'m sorry, but I have no choice. Evil must be fought, and you are evil.


btw, i cant see it either.

[Moogie]

Nevermind, I see it now. I went and took a peek at the website, so I think just doing that and having the banner downloaded into the temp files fixed the problem.

[Auran]

Its still terrible if you have to go to a website to be able to see my banner. (do the same Keldorn buddy and maybe you\'ll change your mind once you see my apocalyptic banner( a part of shameless guild promotion:D))

Anyway now that thee dost see\'eth my banner what are thy thoughts about it and my site moogie? Lemme know .

[Moogie]

Not bad, the site is a bit bare at the moment but you\'re working on it, ya?

To be honest, the banner has room for improvement... I think the text is a little too \'shy\', too faded. I\'ve got an urge to offer my sig-crafting services to you right now, so if you want to see if I can improve on it, feel free to ask.

[Auran]

Please Go Ahead M\'lady. My life is yours what of the sig!
Do what you think is best or let me know what are your orders. By Ashteroth! Your wish shall be my command. (Unless you want to put in bunnies and butterflies that is:D)

Anyway thanks in advance for the help.

[rancid]

Hello My name is rancid and this sounds like the guild for me

[jerkmode on]
Yall are all going down.
[jerkmode off]

[Moogie]

Sorry it took so long. The only thing that held me up in creating the banner was the fact that it took me about an hour to find suitable crow pictures.

Here you go, if you decide to use it please download it and save it to your server so I don\'t have to keep it in my limited space.




[Edit: Ya I know it\'s kinda short. I can try to extend it if you wish.]

[Auran]

Thank you moogie for the help. Excellent Job! Now I\'ll just make a few tweaks and we\'ll have a truly apocalyptic banner. (I have the image now so you can delete it from your server and let me know of any good hosts if you are aware of them. I\'m thinking of moving the site to somewhere better).


Welcome Rancid into the fold. The darkness embraces you. You are our brother in corruption now. Tremble you Lusers! The Cabal grows mightier by the day!

BTW-
dear readers and prospective Cabali, the cabal site is coming up at \"thecabal.cjb.net\" it is hardly complete but all are welcome to view it and give their opinions. Thank you.

[Moogie]

Freewebs.com appears to be a reliable host. No banners, no popups... I believe with a free account you get 100mb storage and 500mb bandwidth per month.

If you\'d like the PSD of the Cabal banner so you can edit it effectively, I can send it through MSN, mIRC or email- your choice.

As a tiny little request... could you please give me credit for the banner in your website disclaimer? Thanks.

[Auran]

Thanks moogie. Now do you see why I chose you for my one true love? You are so good that you scare me. I\'ll check freewebs out. And certainly you\'ll have all the credit for every bit of help you have given me. I dont use photoshop so I dont think i\'ll be able to make use of the PSD but thanks for asking. I\'ll make do without it.

BTW- What do you see the cabal as? I want an honest answer not jokes. I\'ll base the website on a theme according to the feedback you give me.

[Moogie]

I see the Cabal basically as what you have described it to us. Here\'s my own description though:

A chaotic group of no-good evil dooers, climbing over eachother to reach the top and yet sinking to any low in order to achieve their selfish goals. Those who stand in your way have only two choices: join you or fall.

You ultimately want to be the wealthiest, most successful people around by any unfair means necessary, but you also want to be the sole overlord of all the peoples of Yliakum. This means corrupting other guilds; eroding them from the inside-out, spreading rumours, hounding and annoying people to drive them mad or drive them out, whichever... you\'re not fussy.

However, you\'re not without strategy and intelligence. You use your evil cunning to plot and scheme, hoisting the Cabal up the ladder of success as efficiently and ruthlessly as possible.


By the way, you can load PSD files in Paint Shop Pro too.