The Cabal - A Jerks' Guild. A guild for people who want to be and act

[Moogie]

Jerk says
PS- Wow mogs kissed me!!!!!!! ( Mind switching to JERK MODE)..................(done) How old are you baby?

*giggle* None of your business!

Alucard says
And as for kissing stuff, Mogura, can I get a bit of that lip action too, PLZ, I\'ll pay you.  *thinks of how many insults people will be able to come up with for that comment*

Sorry but I\'m not quite that desperate...

Jerk says
For Mogura-
Read the goodwill moogie and join us. No one will know if you have and besides U get to be a JERK and get JERK-PERK\'s. Now what could be better than that hmmmmmmm.....

Well thanks for the offer, but I\'m not into anti-social things I\'m afraid. I love my guild, and I love being everything opposite to a \'jerk\'. Sorry, just wouldn\'t suit me one bit.

But you are extremely entertaining! At first I took your attitude at face value, but now it almost seems as if you\'ve perfected an art-form and you\'re having alot of fun playing the role. You have a funny-coloured mix of my hatred and respect.

Hmm... I wonder why nobody has mentioned yet that PKing/Player Stealing will never be implemented...? Kinda makes this all reduntant.

[seperot]

we can dream moogie....ya dont have to deppress me like that.....

[dorbian]

i agree with you bout the first part but the last part :S ( i\'m not that easily depressed )

[Auran]

Very well , I bow before thee and agree to all you say( and also snitch your wallets while you are not looking) O my masters. Who am I but a simple jerk to argue with all you exalted Ones. Obvoiusly I, in my 21 years of life, have learnt very little. Very well let me assure you of this then that i\'ll do my best to create as much mayhem as I can even if the game doesnt implement anything more than \"Dancing among daisies\" in the end . A jerks word of
(dis)honour. Anyway thanks all for thinking I\'m a jerk. I tell that to everyone but no-one believes me.  Anyways thats why my guild starts out as for jerks and not super evil people. I hope to graduate into one(......* gazes with a dreamy look in his eyes).

Shameless guild promotion:-

Auran : Monkey.......in brain.......... says running out of peanuts.......

Monkey: Damn wrong button .(hits the reset mistaklenly).

Auran: wha.....who am I?

Monkey: now where did I put the os floppy?

Monkey: Ah here it is(put in the floppy);

Auran: Virus like activty...Boot sector being overwritten. Y/N?

Monkey: yes damn you!

........sytem boots....  

Auran: ready for your commands master.

Monkey: Ask dorbian to join the Cabal. He\'s perfect for your guild. Use any means necessary.

Auran: yes master.

So what do you say Dorbian pal? You impress me. Not everyone can bring themselves to insult a complete stranger who has done no harm. Plz PLz Plz join me. You can be my equal partner and together we can rule Yilaikum or whatever this place is called.

So my brothers chanel that rage against us. That does us good. Everyone has to have someone they can kill without remorse. I\'m trying to be that guy so help me out here. And help promote my guild by posting warnings against joining it in your guilds.

[Auran]

In this thread I will clear up some things-

- I am roleplaying a jerk.

- I expect you guys out there to hate and despise me.

- I am not looking for respect or i would have been playing  some cool Deathlord or summin\'.

- RPGs need lowlife like moi.

- I was told there would be no Pking,Pstealing and that really pisses me off.( it wouldnt have if I was a
defender or ranger or some other good guy. But I am a jerk and, lord help me, I am pissed off )

- I expect to be killed and have people going at my throat. Thats the fun of being a bad guy.

- I expect my minions to try and double cross me. Thats the added incentive of running an evil guild and no-one\'s depriving me of it.

to moogie-
\'darling you left my heart \'
\'in pieces on the floor.\'
 \'So tell me why shouldnt I\'
\' break some things of yours\'

Come to think of it all archvillians are in love with the good heroine so I think i\'ll make you my charachter\'s one true love, albiet a dark and distorted passion my love will be.

[zaphar]

Originally posted by Auran
to moogie-
\'darling you left my heart \'
\'in pieces on the floor.\'
 \'So tell me why shouldnt I\'
\' break some things of yours\'

Come to think of it all archvillians are in love with the good heroine so I think i\'ll make you my charachter\'s one true love, albiet a dark and distorted passion my love will be.

Don\'t make me come after you fella Moogie\'s honor is highly valued by the kin. touch no part of her

[Moogie]

Now all that\'s left is the knight in shining armour, who valiantly rides in on his immaculately pure white unicorn, defeats the evil villain before snatching Moogie from the claws of evil and riding off into the sunset....

And then maybe an adult scene or two. Or more. Oh I can dream can\'t I?

[Auran]

If I can\'t have moogie no one will. I shall run over the world with my minions. I will make the world suffer my pain of not getting my one true love. Now my vengeance begins.

(Auran turns around sharply as his \'armor of death\' platemail glints in the light of the castle chandeliers. He draws  his +5 Deathbringer and walks out of the royal courtroom. He mounts his Black steed and rides away into the night with his black cloak fluttering behind him.)

Hows that for an exit.

[Auran]

i\'ll take leave from you for today. I am building TheCabal website and will let all you guys know as soon as it is done.  

BTW- i\'ve been meaning to ask this.

1. Can someone give me all the keyins for the smileys:).

2. How do I quote?

3. How do I get those banners up in my signature? Is HTML allowed?

[TheGeneral]

Originally posted by Isgrimnur
I always thought Thegeneral was the biggest jerk in PS ? Good to see hes found company.

Anyway Jerkmeister what do you plan to do to all the good for nothing backstabbing, dumbass apes ( ) in your guild when they start stabbing you in the back!!

Thank you, thank you. This brings a tear to me eyes...
I would like to thank no one in helping me to achieve this goal. Your stupid and ignorant posts made it that much easier to make fun of you. Also, I would like to give thx to the \"Abtronic Ab System\", which gave me the emotional support and strength I needed in those hard time. A part of my thx goes to the kind mods, for they were smart enough not to ban me completely.
And about back stabbing, if anything, I have a master plan to take over the guild one day and make myself the master of all that is everything.
G\'day to ye all.

[Xalthar]

Originally posted by Mogura
Now all that\'s left is the knight in shining armour, who valiantly rides in on his immaculately pure white unicorn, defeats the evil villain before snatching Moogie from the claws of evil and riding off into the sunset....

And then maybe an adult scene or two. Or more. Oh I can dream can\'t I?

LOL :P this is getting more and more distorted by the minute :P

Originally posted by Draklarall those songs about honor, courage, heroes and kings!

Yeah! And don\'t forget STEEL!!!

[Draklar]

Originally posted by Mogura
Now all that\'s left is the knight in shining armour, who valiantly rides in on his immaculately pure white unicorn, defeats the evil villain before snatching Moogie from the claws of evil and riding off into the sunset....

And then maybe an adult scene or two. Or more. Oh I can dream can\'t I?

I\'ll let you know when i find one

Originally posted by Xalthar
Yeah! And don\'t forget STEEL!!!

Yea, \"Steel is strongest - so say we all\"

[Auran]

In view of your sterling performance as a jerk, you are hereby promoted to the post of Head Jerk, Lesser Cabal Council, Yliakum.

The following your additional privileges  from now-

- All recruitments into the position of Cabali under your council can be made at your own discretion. Inform the council about who has joined.

-You are free to wage guild wars with guilds of your zone.

- All your decisions within your zone will be final and abiding unless overridden by the Greater Council or the Council of the Cabal core.

However the higher councils can appoint other members in your council in which case the duties and privileges will have to be shared and disputes brought to the higher councils.



 Corruptor Auran

[Auran]

BTW - Check out the Cabal site guys. Its nowhere near finished but atleast let me know if I am going in the right direction. All cabali are free to use the Cabal banner if they want to. Just post here if you want and i\'ll let you have the code ready for insertion into your signature. If anyone can come up with a better banner let me know.

to Draklar-
And no hard feelings for the +3 wisecrack okay Draklar buddy?   I really like you pal and I wouldnt want that to change. OK.

to Moogie-

How are you this day my love? Do you like my banner m\'lady?

[Draklar]

Originally posted by Auran
to Draklar-
And no hard feelings for the +3 wisecrack okay Draklar buddy?   I really like you pal and I wouldnt want that to change. OK.

You are confusing me... when are you roleplaying, and when not?


lol poor Moogie