I\'d hate to see the EQ-style drunkenness, the staggering (we see enough of that, and only because of lag), the slurred speech, the shouts of \"Heeeyy lllook, Iii\'m ddrrrunnk!\". Although, I certainly would like to see beverages that temporarily decrease some stats associated with intelligence and common sense (usually called Intelligence and Wisdom.) These beverages wouldn\'t have any real use, other than RP aids, but wouldn\'t force you to stagger down the street or speak with slurred speech(although you\'d certainly be free to RP that.) Sometimes, such beverages also increase strength in RPGs, but that\'s always seemed a bit stupid to me.