But then again the thread has to be high enough so that people read it, time to double post. Time to incite some argument and keep this thread high.
Your pathetic squabbles mean nothing to us, the mercenary guild has seen your plights, your endless vying for power and respect. We have watched you from the wings with our impassive stares. Because we, unlike you, have made a realisation; Power, respect, honour, good and evil... in this word, in this life, these things mean nothing. They are concepts, abstractions, face it; no one guild will ever have total power, no one guild will ever rule this world. There is no pure evil or any true good; no black, no white, only blurred and muddy shades of grey somewhere in between.
Blood, gold and loyalty; these three things alone have meaning, and it is these things alone that a mercenary knows. Our existence is simple, our purpose is clear, and our minds are pure.
The mercenary guild will smash up your face, we will carve you up, we will impale your heart, we will snap you and break you without remorse. Because your life is worthless until a price is placed upon it. The only worthy life, is the one that follows the path of the mercenary; the path of one who has realised the futility of perusing abstractions. To follow this path, join the mercenary guild.