PS Jokes:

[Watcher]

2 krylos are learning a book called the Bible (a fairy tale) there names are Mary and Willam
Mary can\'t stand Sunday school, but her brother William doesn\'t have a problem with it. So one day in Sunday school, Mary thinks, \"The hell with it,\" and decides to go to sleep. The teacher sees this and asks Mary a question to keep her awake.

\"Mary, who created the heavens and the earth in this fairy tale?\"

William, who is sitting behind Mary, pokes her in the butt with his pencil. Mary wakes up and shouts, \"God almighty!\"

And the teacher says, \"Yes. That\'s correct, Mary.\"

Mary goes back to sleep and the teacher asks her another question.

\"Who died on the cross for our sins again acording to the fairy tale?\"

William pokes Mary again. She wakes up and shouts, \"Jesus Christ!\"

Once again, she goes back to sleep. This time the teacher asks, \"Mary, what was the first thing Eve said to Adam when they had there third son?\"

William pokes her again. Mary wakes up and shouts, \"If you don\'t stop poking me with that thing, I\'m gonna break it off!\"

(OK its adaped from a real joke but it still works

[Zeraph]

A Kran named Bob had a near death experience.

The other day he went horseback riding. Everything was going fine until the horse started bouncing out of control. He tried with all his might to hang on, but was thrown off.

Just when things could not possibly get worse, his foot got caught in the stirrup. When this happened, he fell head-first to the ground.His head continued to bounce harder as the horse did not stop or even slow down.

Just as he was giving up hope and losing consciousness, the Wal-Mart manager happened to walk by and unplug it.  

[Cyberchu]

U should collect all these jokes and put them in an in game joke book.

[Dargerok]

A Xacha is experimenting in his laboratory with one trained spider.
He cut one leg to the spider, and say him:
\"Spider, walk!\" and the spider walk. The Xacha write in his notebook \"The spiders can walk with 7 legs\".
Then, he cut another leg and say him:
\"Spider, walk!\" and the spider walk. The Xacha write in his notebook \"The spiders can walk with 6 legs\".
He do it with all the spider legs, and finally the Xacha cut his last leg. He say, again:
\"Spider, walk!\" but obviously the spider can\'t. The Xacha write in his notebook: \"Big discovery: When the spiders haven\'t got legs, they become deaf!\".

[elscouta]

( Adapted from the \"how many Usenet users does it take to change a lightbulb?\" )

How many PS forum members does it take to change a lightbulb?
1 to change the lightbulb and start a lightbulb changing guild.
7 newbies to join the lightbulb changing guild.
4 to say \"good luck\" to the guild.
12 to flame the guild because it is not planeshift related.
15 to random spam the thread.
6 evil-aligned members to declare war to the the lightbulb changers because they are good-aligned.
14 to discuss whether changing lightbulbs is lawful good or neutral good.
3 Cabalis to say \'We will pwn you\'
25 to correct all the spelling errors in the thread.
12 to flame those who use 1337 speak.
12 to create a adept of neons guild.
26 to take part in a flame war between the lightbulb changers and the adept of neons.
18 to post pictures that show neons are superior to lightbulbs.
4 to start threads about how this lightbulb stuff is stupid and should be deleted.
2 to say this is funny but should be moved to Hydlaa.
18 to spam the new thread.
1 moderator to delete everything.

[Androgos]

Why doesn\'t CVS work when elscouta has used it?
Because he/she/it locked the whole thing

:rolleyes:

[elscouta]

that\'s not funny ... ;(

and i\'m a \"he\"

(Note: Someone knows what could have caused this lock? I know this is *really* the wrong place but as Androgos seems to hunt me even here...)

Edit: yipee

[Androgos]

Lock is gone now

[Jhastyl]

Stumbled on this post as I was browsing through the forums...here are a few of my (lame) jokes:

Q: What is a Kran\'s favourite type of music?

A: Hard Rock!


Q: What is a Diaboli\'s favourite food?

A: Devilled Eggs.


Q: What is the most common name used for female Dwarves?

A: Minnie.

[MercenaryVII]

How do you confuse a kran?
Put them in a room full of shovels and tell them to take their pick.

P.S. Yes i am a kran. This joke is about any kran not in the blitzers.

[Hadfael]

Why do all the other races of Hydlaa tell jokes about Krans?

Because they can understand them

[Quentis]

Two dwarves walk out of the pub.....it could happen.

[FlippySeal]

Two Kran walk into the bar.........  You\'d think one of them would\'ve seen it!

Nonononono!!!
It\'s two Kran walk into a bar, you\'d have thought the second one would have noticed, and as for that Skizzik guy, who Cirque called a \"nasty piece of work\" i couldn\'t agree more Cirque, i couldn\'t agree more!

[Quentis]

no mines a different joke 2 dwarves walk OUT of a bar                     .....it could happen     the joke is that dwarves a drunks and they dont leave the pub

[Zeraph]

At school, a boy is told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, ?I know the whole truth? -- even when you don\'t know anything.

The boy decides to go home and try it out. As he is greeted by his mother at the front door he says, ?I know the whole truth.? His mother quickly hands him 40trias and says, ?Just don\'t tell your father.?
Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, ?I know the whole truth.? The father promptly hands him 80trias and says, ?Please don\'t say a word to your mother.?

Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day, when the shadowy figure of the mailman appears at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, ?I know the whole truth.? The mailman drops the mail, opens his arms and says, ?Then come give your FATHER a big hug.?


Ok, & my little sister wanted me to put this one on:
Q: Why didn?t the skeleton cross the road?
A: Because he didn?t have the guts for it?

Btw: thoughs jokes are great lol! I like the light bulb guild one