PS Jokes:

[visser]

lol half of these are blonde/irish ripoff jokes but theyre still funny anyhow  

keep em coming!

[FlippySeal]

Ok, one day a bunch of regular Kran fell off a cliff, 20 died.

When they got to the afterlife, they get granted one wish.

First three Kran go by and ask to be made smarter. The Kran at the end breaks out laughing.

The tenth Kran makes his wish to be smarter and the last Kran laughs even harder.

The 19th Kran makes his wish to be smarter, and the last Kran has nearly pissed himself laughing.

Finally, the last Kran steps up, through forced seriousness in his state of hysterics, and says

\"Make \'em all stupid again!\"
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A man walks into a bar, absolutely infuriated. He grabs a seat and hunches over. The bartender leans over, sayin \"What can I get\'ya\". The man orders a beer. As the bartender gives him the beer he asks him why he\'s in such a mood. The man replies saying \" Kran are jerks man, i got beatin\' up again!\" Suddenly, a being who the Ylian couldn\'t see in the back stood up. \"HEY BUDDY, I TAKE OFFENCE TO THAT!\" The man sitting down scowels and says \"What? Are you a Kran?\" The man replies \"NO, IM A JERK\".
(Joke adjusted because of swear mask; substitute jerk with @$$hole.)
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Kran1 and Kran2 were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Kran1 suddenly jumped into the deep end. Kran1 sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Kran2 promptly jumped in to save Kran1. Kran2 swam to the bottom and pulled Kran1 out. When the hospital director became aware of Kran2\'s heroic act he immediately ordered that Kran2 be discharged from the hospital because she now considered Kran2 to be mentally stable. The director went to Kran2 and said, \"I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that you\'re being discharged because you responded so rationally to a crisis by jumping in the pool to save the life of another patient. Your action displays sound mindedness. The bad news is that Kran1, the patient you saved, hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved Kran1. I am so sorry, but he\'s dead.\" Kran2 replied, \"He didn\'t hang himself. I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?\"

*sigh* Yes, these are rather Anti-Kran... but i thought you might enjoy them all the same

[Zeraph]

One day, a Kran was putting together a puzzle. He was really stumped and very frustrated, so He decided to ask a friend for help.

He was about to say, \'\'It\'s supposed to be a tiger!\'\'

But just then his friend said, \"Put the Frosted Flakes back in the box!\'\'  

[FlippySeal]

HAHAHA! thats a good one!
I like mine though. The first one is lame unfortunately the last is  the best.
Got another one though.
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One day a young Kran was pulling his wagon about the country-side.
He came to a pile of mud and his wagon got stuck.
\"Son of a bitch!\" Exclaimed the young Kran.
A old wise Ylian who was studying nearby heard the exclamation, and went to see who said it.
\"Better look out, Laanx and Talad are everywhere, listening to everything you say,\"
The young Kran stopped tugging on the wagon. Enthralled by this sentence, he asked;
\"So they are in the trees?\"
\"Aye, lad.\"
\"In the rocks?\"
\"Those too.\"
\"They are even in my wagon?!\"
\"Yes, young Kran, they are even in your wagon,\"
The young Kran has had enough and just wants his wagon out of the mud.
\"Well tell them to get their asses out and push we\'re stuck!\"

[Zeraph]

Three friends die and go to the AfterLife. The first guy gets bound to one of the ugliest girls there.
\'\'Why?\'\' he asks.
Talad replies, \'\'When you were nine you killed a bird with a stone.\'\' The same happens to the second guy. He asks \"why?\".
Talad replies, \'\'When you were nine you killed a bird with a stone.\'\' The third guy laughs at his friends and says, \'\'I?m glad I didn\'t do anything like that.\'\' He gets bound to the prettiest girl in there. The other two guys ask, \'\'Why?\'\'
\'\'Because when she was nine she killed two birds with one stone.\'\'  

[BeastOfC]

The best joke:

CB will be released soon

[Simer]

Originally posted by BeastOfC
The best joke:

CB will be released soon

That\'s the best one i ever heard hehe

[Yarulion]

CTRL + ALT + DELETE
Running...
Kranbash.exe

------------------End Process

/run Make_Fun_of_Enkidukai.rtf

How did the Enkidukai take first prize at the bird show?





He just opened the cage and took it, nitwit.


Who does an Enkidukai visit if his tail is hacked off in battle?





A retailer, of course.


Cars run on gas. Some trains run on steam. Golf carts run on electricity. What do Enkidukai run on?





Their paws. What were you thinking?


***WARNING: LAME.wm.src Virus Detected.***
Norton AntiVirus has detected a lame joke attempting to install itself on your computer. Scroll down to proceed as normal.

What do you call the Enkidukai who swallowed a duck?





A duck filled fatty puss.


That not bad enough for you?

Disclaimer: EXTREME LAMENESS. Not for women who may be pregnant, or those who have had recent heart trauma.

If ten Enkidukai are in a boat, and one jumps off, how many are left?











None... the rest were all copy cats!!

[Zeraph]

***WARNING!:
Original Joke that may contain LAME.wm.src Virus Detected.***
Would you like to open this file anyway?

Joke:
A Kran walked into a crowBar,
@ least that?s what the friend of the dwarf holding the crowbar told him?
 

/run Joke_to_PS_Covertion_Script.exe???

?.
Malamute x Pointer = Moot Point, favorites of lawyers but ... it doesn\'t seem to matter.

Bull Terrier x $hitzu = Bull$hitzu, a gregarious but unreliable breed.

Pointer x Setter = Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet in Yliakum.

Kerry Blue Terrier x Skye Terrier = Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries & thoughts of the Azure Way.

Great Pyrenees x Dachshund = Pyradachs, a puzzling breed favored by Talad somewhat.

Pekingnese x Lhasa Apso = Peekasso, an abstract dog, something they would draw in the Art Forum...

Labrador Retriever x Curly Coated Retriever = Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of researching Zatcha.

Newfoundland x Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for Financial Advisors, & Traders.

Terrier x Bulldog = Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes, usually attaches it?s self to lame jokes.

Bloodhound x Labrador = Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly.

Collie x Malamute = Commute, a dog that travels with you every day.

Deerhound x Terrier = Derriere, a dog that\'s true to the end.


!ERROR: This Program has caused an Illegal Error & must be closed,
Would you like to send an Error Report?

[hitancrias]

A Kran comes into the Hydlaa tavern with a brand new helmet, showing it proudly to the others. Everybody is amazed about how robust it is, and asks were he bought it.  The other day the same Kran enters the Tavern but this time without the helmet but with a hat on is head. ?Where?s your helmet?? asks someone. The Kran replies: ?I use a hat now because I found out that a normal hat is far more robust than a helmet for I dropped both from the dungeon exit tower, and the hat stayed intact.?

[shadowkhan]

*chuckles*
*sigh* kran are just so EASY to make fun of

I think we should also start a quotes thread. Anyone with aineko\'s chat log could help out. Just go through and find any funny qoutes from the game

[Yarulion]

Zeraph you must be an Enki as well, for you, too, are a copy cat!!

[Zeraph]

Enki blood proudly flows through my Veins!
:] Oh, I also have some White Tiger in me to, good for Animal Trainning:

[Zeraph]

What do you call PvP between to Enki?
- a catfight

[FESFES]

Q:How do you confuse somone new?
A:Tell them \"j\" is crouch:P

Q:Why did the stonebreaker cross the road?
A:It didn\'t they don\'t exist yet!:D