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« Reply #105 on: November 08, 2004, 11:57:49 pm »
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and as for that Skizzik guy, who Cirque called a \"nasty piece of work\" i couldn\'t agree more Cirque, i couldn\'t agree more!

Aaah, so quick to judge *sigh*. Know what or who you\'re talking about before making such claims.
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« Reply #106 on: November 09, 2004, 02:42:57 am »
WARNING ADULT CONTENT!!!!!!!


FOR MATURE ONLY!!!!!!


CONTAINS A STUPID JOKE-THING!!!!!



Once apon a time there were 3 elves.  They went everywhere together and did stuff together. Once they stumbled unto sacred land of the dwarfs. Only two of them went through and only then followed by the third, why?




A sighn said \"NO TRES-PASSING!!!\"

TRES in spanish means 3... no I am not spanish..
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« Reply #107 on: November 09, 2004, 08:12:37 pm »
Whats rarer than a Dwarf, who doesn\'t drink beer?

--> A Kran who hates sand
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I want to be a flame, to crumble to ash, but never ever burnt.

I want to rise higher, rise up to the heavens, but sink, just sink down deeper and deeper into nothing,

I want to be an angel, a chosen, a devil, but I am just a creature that ever wants what it wont get.

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« Reply #108 on: November 09, 2004, 09:09:48 pm »
Community joke:
What happenns if a Double-As and a Tripple-As team up?

Awnser: Foul Play!
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I want to be a flame, to crumble to ash, but never ever burnt.

I want to rise higher, rise up to the heavens, but sink, just sink down deeper and deeper into nothing,

I want to be an angel, a chosen, a devil, but I am just a creature that ever wants what it wont get.

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« Reply #109 on: November 09, 2004, 09:36:12 pm »
LOOOL

here\'s one:
A noob asks: \"What do I do with these Diamonds?\"
Someone answers: \"Give them to me!\"
The noob: \"Why should I do that?\"
Someone: \"I\'m a super NPC that gives money for crystals\"
The noob: \"Ok, how do I transfer them?\"

(Based on real facts)

Another one:

A Kran looks at two maps, one of the whole Yliakum and another of Hydlaa in a book and says to the library-keeper: \"Hey this maps are wrong! It shows that Hydlaa is bigger than Yliakum!\"
(it\'s a bad one, I know)
« Last Edit: November 09, 2004, 09:43:25 pm by Lordbug »
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« Reply #110 on: November 09, 2004, 09:51:31 pm »
Modified from another joke:

A Nolthir, a Ylian, and a Stonebreaker walk into a Kada-El\'s tavern together. They each buy an ale. Just as they are about to enjoy their beverages, a fly lands in each of their drinks and gets stuck in the head.

The Nolthir pushes his ale away in disgust.

The Ylian fishes the fly out and continues drinking as if nothing happened.

The Stonebreaker also picks the fly out of his drink, but then holds it out over the beer and yells, ?Spit it out! Spit it out, you bastard!?
« Last Edit: November 09, 2004, 11:39:00 pm by Ghostslayer »
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« Reply #111 on: November 09, 2004, 10:11:59 pm »
LOL


Q: What is born when a Diaboly and a God go to bed?


A: Borns an atheist god


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Q: If a Klyro and a Kran cross, what borns?

A: A non-flying kryro
« Last Edit: November 09, 2004, 10:14:04 pm by Lordbug »
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« Reply #112 on: November 10, 2004, 05:05:12 am »
the worth joke U\'ll never heard... ready ?

I know when will CB released.
November the 31th

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ok ok I apologize with another one :

Do you know how to make if u wanna see a mad kran ?
-> send him to a round piece and tell him there is a crystal in a corner... (hmmm maybe this is only a french expression so maybe it doesnt work in english... so another one).

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In a very far tavern a kran comes from its (him ? her ? i dunno how to tell that so its) room and ask for a glass of water at the reception, then it goes upstair and come back 5 minutes after to ask another time for a glass of water... 5 minutes after it come back to the reception so the man who give it the glass ask :
Why are u doing with this glasses kran ?

and the kran answer : my room is burning...

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/me bows
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« Reply #113 on: November 11, 2004, 09:26:37 pm »
Another Community joke:

What\'s the difference between an Moderator and an Super-Moderator

-->Answer: !tnereffid si eman eht
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I want to rise higher, rise up to the heavens, but sink, just sink down deeper and deeper into nothing,

I want to be an angel, a chosen, a devil, but I am just a creature that ever wants what it wont get.

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« Reply #114 on: November 13, 2004, 05:54:48 pm »
lol, \"the name is different\".
another one:

A Dwarf goes to a tavern and asks with a feminine  voice: \"I want a drink\"
The bartender looks at the dwarf and says: \"I only serve drinks to pretty woman and men with a MALE  voice!\"
The Dwarf goes home to practice his voice: \"I want a drink\" ; \"I want a drink\" ; \"I want a drink\" .
The next day he goes to the tavern and says: \"I want a drink\"
The bartender looks at him and answers: Wine or Beer?
The Dwarf looks at the bartender and answers: Damn! I wasn\'t counting on that!
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« Reply #115 on: November 13, 2004, 07:56:39 pm »
ROFL! ROFL!

Maybe one of the best jokes I\'ve heard for long:
A dwarf, who passes by a tavern.
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I want to be a flame, to crumble to ash, but never ever burnt.

I want to rise higher, rise up to the heavens, but sink, just sink down deeper and deeper into nothing,

I want to be an angel, a chosen, a devil, but I am just a creature that ever wants what it wont get.

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« Reply #116 on: November 13, 2004, 08:10:04 pm »
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Originally posted by Merdarion
Another Community joke:

What\'s the difference between an Moderator and an Super-Moderator

-->Answer: !tnereffid si eman eht



*looks for a punchline of some kind*
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« Reply #117 on: November 14, 2004, 02:00:22 am »
That was my initial response Moogie.
Are you saying a super-moderator doesn\'t do anything special?
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« Reply #118 on: November 14, 2004, 01:19:30 pm »
I\', just saying that there isn\'t a big difference between Mod & Super-Mod
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I want to be a flame, to crumble to ash, but never ever burnt.

I want to rise higher, rise up to the heavens, but sink, just sink down deeper and deeper into nothing,

I want to be an angel, a chosen, a devil, but I am just a creature that ever wants what it wont get.

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Erm...
« Reply #119 on: December 09, 2004, 01:28:52 pm »
*takes a feeble attempt at reviving this thread*

An Ylian, an Enkidukai and a Kran walk into a bar.

After realising it?s a gay bar, the Enkidukai and Ylian walk out.

Yeah...
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