PS Jokes:

[Merdarion]

What\'s the worst thing about CB.

The Answer: ydaer t\'nsi tI.

[Dauntless]

Ok here\'s one funny small story/ long joke I made :
A tavern from Hydlaa city which was well know in the whole PS world for it\'s extremely good ale (which btw had a very nice price) was going to open after a week of pause because the innkeeper went in vacation (he would have stayed there more if the population in PS wouldn\'t have revolted).
So one day Litter John, a pretty big Dwarf (he had 1,41 m which for a dwarf is very impressive) goes to the tavern in the morning but surprise ... there was a huge queue at the entrance in the tavern.
First he passed an Ylian who was standing in line, but the Ylian got mad and got him by his hand and kicked him 5 m away.
Poor John was so mad he runes fast and put himself in front of a Dermorian. The Dermorian couldn\'t stand his attitude and made a fireball magic and kicked poor Litter John 15 m away and let him in fire.
The small dwarf (even if he could be considered a big dwarf for his height among the other dwarfs) jumped in a lake to stop the fire and after 5 min he tried again to get in the Inn. Then he claimed in a catapult and lunch himself in front of the line where a big Kran was waiting for the Inn to open. The Kran was so mad he took the dwarf by his head and throwed him 1 km away...
At this moment the poor dwarf got sick with it all and sad \" F**K them, I?m going back in my vacation and they may protest as much as they want ... Jerks \".
that\'s my litter story hope you read it even if it\'s a bit big. Sorry for language mistakes, I?m from Romania

[Bjorn]

What\'s the difference between a thief and a bell?

One steals from the people and one peals from the steeple.

BTW: I was talking about thieves in Planeshift.

What do you call a Kran with no leg?

A \"Kranputee!\"

Hehe...

What do you sing to a Dwarf on his birthday?

Yo shorty, it\'s your birthday, we\'re gonna party like it\'s your birthday.

Lame, but...

[Androgos]

Originally posted by Dauntless
Ok here\'s one funny small story/ long joke I made :
A tavern from Hydlaa city which was well know in the whole PS world for it\'s extremely good ale (which btw had a very nice price) was going to open after a week of pause because the innkeeper went in vacation (he would have ..

That one was funny

Just an idea, what if we make books ingame with stories like these that you can find / trade?

[Xordan]

Originally posted by Androgos
Just an idea, what if we make books ingame with stories like these that you can find / trade?

Go ahead Would be cool.

In fact, having lots of \'collectors items\' would be good ingame.

[Watcher]

Lots of planeshifters are in a crowd. Two of them walk upto each other.
They talk to each other then walk away.
Another two walk to each other and talk to each other.

Now you may think what is the point of this story.
The answer is the same answer as to what is the point of life, the answer is to waste your time.

[Acuf]

hehe, keep the jokes commin

[Lordbug]

Originally posted by karakth
Once there was a huge Kran, who everyone feared. The Kran weilded two large swords, and had a fierce reputation all across Hydlaa.

But one day, a small dwarf went up to the Kran and began making fun of the Kran\'s intelligence, which to be fair was slightly lower than average. The Kran took no notice of him, thinking it best that he ignored the small annoying dwarf.

This went on for several days, until finally the Kran could take it no more. \"That\'s it!!!\" he shouted, \"I\'m going to squish you to the seventh level!!!\"

\"Sorry man,\" the Dwarf was quick to reply, \"...Fighting won\'t be implemented until Crystal Blue.\"

And the dwarf was safe forever

the kran can have his revenge now, poor dwarf

[dragonfire999]

Originally posted by SaintNuclear

Originally posted by Kada-El
Two Kran walk into the bar......... :rolleyes: You\'d think one of them would\'ve seen it!

ROFL

Originally posted by Cirque
Nah that was kinda decent. Not sure how the Kran roleplayers will feel about the implication that theyre stupid lol.

I don\'t mind jokes about Krans being stupid (and they\'re not, it\'s a misinterpretation of their page X( ), as long as the joke is good.

ROFL!!!!      

[dragonfire999]

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The kran had to ask for directions

[Lordbug]

LOL

I thought it would be the Kran because he\'s heavier...

*thinks in a similar joke

A Nolthrir and a Kran were competing to see who would get to the surface of the water in less time.

They start at the same time, who get\'s there first?









The Kran, his brainless head makes him float

[Zagro]

Shut it LB and everyone else, stop the Kran jokes (I laugh with them but...)

Acording to the players guide

They are not one of most intelligent races of Yliakum, but they tend to be loyal and firm in their beliefs.

We aren\'t the most inteligent race in Yliakum but it doesn\'t mean we\'re stupid, there may be races even more stupid than Krans.


thinks in an Enki joke

A darn... can\'t remember one...

makes a stupid and confused face
Me too stupid Me have no brain
You have brain to Zagro?

EDIT: Also the Enki was more stupid than the Kran, the Enki jumped, the Kran didn\'t
Well, I don\'t mind if Kran jokes, but only if they are good like the \"jumping from the tower\" one. Just thought I had to defend the Krans.

[dragonfire999]

A kran theif walks into a house at night and hears a voice. \"Talad is watching you\"
 the kran shouts \"WHAT?!?!?!? where are you!\"
Talad is watching you
The kran turns on a light and says \"Your only a parrot!\"
the parrot replies \"Im only a parrot but Talad is a doberman\"

[Monketh]

Originally posted by Lordbug
LOL

I thought it would be the Kran because he\'s heavier...

Hate to ruin your fun, but objects fall faster because of shape, not weight.

Edit: Is not mass weight?

[Lordbug]

nope, not acording to my phisics book...

tell me, if something with the same shape, mass but diferent weight and are pushed with the same strength what is the one that falls faster?
It\'s not shape either, it\'s gravity anyway, gravity pushes heavier stuff easier than light ones... My mom called me to take the trash out and I forgot what I was saying... I had pretty good arguments...

Well this is a joke thread, let\'s try to keep on topic.


There was a Kran in a vilage that ppl had the habit to make fun of him, every day someone put a in a table a circle and an octa to see what what he would choose. The Kran looked at the coins and picked the octa and walked away very happy while the ones that did that laughed very hard at what he always did.
One day a friend asked him \"Why do you choose the octa instead of the circle?\"
The Kran answered \"Are you joking? If I choose the circle how am I suposed to get money?\"


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