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Potty Mouth gets U.S.I.M!
« on: June 07, 2004, 05:18:33 am »
Potty Mouth gets Ultimate Soup in Mouth!


    I just heard by a bunch of people well I was leaving the mall that some kid in grade 10 got dragged down to the teachers bathroom on friday and got a bar of soap shoved in his mouth for saying quote on quote \"Math is pointless, if you want to count something count my ball hairs well your busy....\" I am sure most will figure out what was meant to be said at the end!

   Now...When I heard this I laughed my a$$ off because I hate math and when I had this teacher I hated her to! But maybe that wasn\'t how to express the hate for the two...since when do teachers got the right to drag a kid somewhere and shove soap in their mouth? (This lady is butch and probally could shove soap in 3/4 of the planeshift communities\'s mouth!) Most likely this kids mom will complain and something will happen to this teacher if indeed this information is all correct...but who the hell shoves soap in your mouth why not just beat them with a ruler stick like the good ole days!

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« Reply #1 on: June 07, 2004, 06:53:51 am »
This bring back memories.... Like I have a cousin in the countriside who used to beat up the teachers he didn\'t like and make all kinds of sick jokes. One that I remember is that he filled the coushin of the chair with needles. The teacher couldn\'t sit down for a week.
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« Reply #2 on: June 07, 2004, 10:46:55 am »
guess she should be a dentist :D
ok jokes aside

this is kinda touchy subject now. You see more and more parents spoiling thier kids until they become Worse then me (man thats bad). Infact a incident happened here in singapore round a month ago. This princpal used a book to hit a female student on the face for being really rude ( she insulted him useing some words) . So latter she complained and in the end he had to step down ...

and with mass media like movies and tv distorting realitly its no surprize really that kids are turning out this way
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« Reply #3 on: June 07, 2004, 02:10:08 pm »
I\'m a firm believer in corporal punishment, I spank my kids all the time, but if a teacher tried that with my kid, I\'d go to that school and beat the tar outta him/her/it. Then I\'d curse them out in front of the entire student body as well as the faculty. Nobody has the right to discipline my child but me.

Also, while this wasn\'t a good example of when you should curse, I\'ve told my wife that if either of my kids gets sent home due to cursing, my first questions would be \"did you have a good reason?\", and did he/she deserve to get cursed at?\" Under a lot of circumstances, it\'s an understandable way of expressing yourself. Kids curse, that\'s a given, but without good reason, I\'ll beat their tails for it.
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« Reply #4 on: June 07, 2004, 02:54:05 pm »
The problem isn\'t when teachers do these things and get sacked, the problem is when no one is willing to listen when they do these things.

Back in elementary school, we had this english teacher. She used to beat some kids, lift chairs and threaten the kids that she\'ll throw it at them, and once she even did it with a table (imagine a pretty heavy table hitting a 3rd grader... you get the point).
Now, before the kids come back home, she\'d call the kid\'s parents and cry to them on the phone about how he cussed her and punched her and stuff.
Then the kid comes home, get yelled by his parents, and they won\'t even listen to him when he tells them the truth!
Parents that were willing to listen to their kids telling about how she beats other kids up told the principle about it many times, but nothing was done.

When I was in 5th grade, some kids asked the principle what they have to do to get the teacher sacked. The principle said that if atleast 70% of the 5th graders sign a petition to fire that teacher, it\'ll be done.
We got everyone to sign it. Besides the maybe 10 that were sick or something. The principle just threw it to the garbage.

Two years after I graduated from that school she got fired. And that was only after the principle got fired, and the new principle was willing to listen.


At highschool, a certain teacher yelled at a student (during class) \"nazi\", because she heard him talking with his friends about how he\'s going to a neo-con protest. And to think this highschool was brandishing how liberal it is ever since it was formed :rolleyes:
Another teacher at highschool slapped a student because he didn\'t knock on the door when he opened it during a class.

Now, this may not be a teacher hitting a student or something, but it\'s still something.
I once sat with a friend of mine at the highschool library during break and we did homework. This teacher came together with a student of her to give the student some after-class tutoring or something.
Now, the library tables are big enough to have 4 people sitting around them comfortly, or 6 and it\'s still pretty comfortable.
The teacher came to us and demanded that we\'ll let them have the table.
I politely told her that she can either sit in the two available spots of the table, or go to the other table right next to it.
She then started yelling at me about how rude I am, etc, and asked for my name and grade. I gave her the details in a cocky manner, as I didn\'t think there was anything wrong with what I did. Nothing was done.
A year later I found out that she\'s the coordinator of a certain \'forced volunteering\' project thing (it\'s when highschool students volunteer because if they don\'t they can\'t graduate). I did more hours than I had to, and signed my superiors that I did a very good job.
Students that do alot of hours and a very good job get a scholarship, I didn\'t. Who could I complain to? No one.
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« Reply #5 on: June 07, 2004, 03:46:34 pm »
yes its not always the students fault i had my share of Insane teachers

i had this music teacher while i was in grade 4-6 Man she had the Biggest ass you ever saw ! and she wore tight fitting clothes ! Plus she punnished us like crazy it was worse than watching barney !

any ways i guess its just the stress they take ? they got lots of work. Usually they got to stay till late to finnish papers and theres the setting of exams, but they do get less work days as far as desk jobs are concernserd(sp)


and saint nuke thats just tough luck every 1 has their fair share
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« Reply #6 on: June 07, 2004, 03:56:41 pm »
I had a principle once who had one of those paddles with the holes in them, a whiffle bat I think. That drove me nuts cause when I was real young, like three or so, one of my babysitters decided to beat he with one so hard I had huge whelts and blisters all over my behind, back and legs. my mom threw that woman so hard out the front door she flew over our front porch. after my mom complained to the police all that really happened was she lost her licence (california, for those who don\'t know, has a law, anyone who takes care of small children for a living, has to be registered with the state)
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« Reply #7 on: June 07, 2004, 04:00:08 pm »
I believe in punishment to but at his age dragging him and putting soap in the mouth? Beat him with a ruler stick for god sakes!

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« Reply #8 on: June 07, 2004, 04:10:48 pm »
some times the usual methood dosent work you got to use \"inovative\" ways but so far all my teachers has got that back fireing on them ( other students duh ! i was a good boy back then )

then theres always words but that can get you in trouble to there was this teacher who joked (note Joked) to a kid born on apr 1st that the bigest joke his mum played on his dad was giving birth to him

latter she got sued .....
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« Reply #9 on: June 07, 2004, 05:09:48 pm »
Eh I had trouble with bad teachers up to the 7th grade...
That was the year when I learned how to fight back.
I had the worst teacher for spanish her name was Mrs. Chaite and she was not fit to deal with people. She would yell cuss throw things, you name it. No one liked her. Well I was humming one day cause I had a tune stuck in my head from the ride to school that morning and for some reason it really pissed her off. So later on when she was out of the class I told the rest of the class to humm at a really low pitch, the whole class.
I chose a low pitch because they are much harder to locate than a high pitch. So in the middle of class at a low pitch I start humming, (just a single low note) on cue the rest of the class also begins to hum. whenever she got too close to a particular person or group of people they would stop but the rest of the class would continue. When she walked away from them they would start again. This drove her nuts she eventually went ballistic and stormed into the principals office and demanded the principal talk to us. The principal asked us what we did to her and we all said we did nothing to her. This continued for about a week until the principal got tired of mrs chaite and had the office beep in to make sure we weren\'t humming. The speakers didn\'t really pick it up though so we continued. Word of what we were doing eventually got around and every one of her classes did this for the whole year. She eventually had a nervouse breakdown and quit. I\'ve never had a problem with bad teachers since cause now I know how to deal with them. Not always humming but you have to get the whole class in on it whatever you do.
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« Reply #10 on: June 07, 2004, 06:18:42 pm »
I would have beat you with a ruler stick Ineluke :D

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« Reply #11 on: June 07, 2004, 06:44:56 pm »
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Yeah but this woman was a real witch...
I am an orphan and she made some comments on that at one point that I\'d rather not get into. Suffice it to say that if she were dying in front of me and all I had to do to save her life would be to push a button I would not only not push the button I\'d dismantle the button so no one else could push it...
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« Reply #12 on: June 07, 2004, 09:38:33 pm »
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some times the usual methood dosent work you got to use \"inovative\" ways but so far all my teachers has got that back fireing on them ( other students duh ! i was a good boy back then )

then theres always words but that can get you in trouble to there was this teacher who joked (note Joked) to a kid born on apr 1st that the bigest joke his mum played on his dad was giving birth to him

latter she got sued .....


I worry for the future of this country......
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« Reply #13 on: June 08, 2004, 02:00:58 am »
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some times the usual methood dosent work you got to use \"inovative\" ways but so far all my teachers has got that back fireing on them ( other students duh ! i was a good boy back then )

then theres always words but that can get you in trouble to there was this teacher who joked (note Joked) to a kid born on apr 1st that the bigest joke his mum played on his dad was giving birth to him

latter she got sued .....


I worry for the future of this country......

The interenet isn\'t a country.

Anyway, I don\'t beleive in physical punishment, you can easily get the desired result without the use of violence, especially with small children (much harder when they reach the teens).

I\'ve encountered 2 pretty crazy teachers during my education, but none have resorted to violence (one yelled a lot, the other crazy in a fun way).

My parents never hit me, nor any of my siblings, and we all turned out pretty darn good.
Thanks a lot Venge...

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« Reply #14 on: June 08, 2004, 02:18:58 am »
Rulzern, I\'m a believer in coporal punishment, supposing, of course, that it is carried out correctly.  It\'s beneficial if done right.  It\'s the same way with Nuclear Power, if you have it done right, it\'s good.  But if it\'s done wrong it can be disastrous.  
Obviously, it becomes outgrown as more effective punishments (less violent, like grounding) become availible.
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