Planeshift Casting Call !

[snow_RAveN]

Ok so if some nut job in hollywood ever decides to make a movie about planeshift, ( action, love[bah],sci fi ....) who would star in it ? and most importantly why ?






p.s mods if you think this is off topic rubbish pls move this )
 

[Xordan]

Me obviously, coz I\'m good looking, have the l33t w17h m3h, I\'m ub3r generally, I\'m in the best guild, and I\'m a genius.

[John_Thazer]

Peter Jackson:\"I need an idea for a new movie...something original...fresh...\"
Bruce Willis:\"Oh I got an excelent idea.\"
Peter Jackson:\"What is it?\"
Bruce Willis:\"Me and my friends were thinking and now imaging...Lord of the Rings IV: The Space Rings of Orion!\"
Peter Jackson:\"Oh not again! I...\"
Bruce Willis:\"It\'s set on a planet of Blue Sun.\"
Peter Jackson:\"Go on...\"
Bruce Willis:\"It\'s populated by different races...err...Ylian...Dermorian...Enkidukai...Kran...Ynnwn...Xacha...etc...\"
Peter Jackson:\"Ok but how all those races got on that planet?\"
Bruce Willis:\"Here\'s wonderful part...Ok ok...the first races were brought there by 2 aliens...Talad and Lanx...but other races came from another plane! They are PlaneShifters.\"
Peter Jackson:\"Hm...PlaneShifters...yes...I like that...go on...so where does Lord of the Rings comes in.\"
Bruce Willis:\"Ok here we go...Sauron didn\'t die...but went to the Planet of Blue Sun but he is weak so it takes him many many many many many years to get strong again. Now Sauron wants not just to take over the Planet of Blue Sun but over the UNIVERSE...ok now...in MiddleEarth this dude Gandalf senses that Sauron is strong again and searches for the Space Rings of Orion. So he wants to go to the Planet of Blue Sun and stop Sauron...but there is a problem...Gandalf can\'t get there by magical means so he needs...a spaceship...and here I...and my friends come in...ok we own a space ship...so Gandalf hires us.\"
Peter Jackson:\"Aha so who\'s the friends you talking about?\"
Bruce Willis:\"Well Samuel L. Jackson, Clint Eastwood, Jack Nicholson. So Gandalf brings those...whats-they-called...err Dwarves and Elf and a Human and a Hobbit. Then they take on a jorney through space land on the planet...there is a love story there too...kill all they bad guys take some girls back to MiddleEarth and have a party at The Prancing Pony!\"
Peter Jackson:\"[and he thinks I\'m gonna do that! JRR Tolkien will turn in his grave! need to get out of here fast] Hehe nice nice I love it...but err you know I got a plane to catch...and err when I be back we can talk more about this wonderfull idea of yours. Bye bye gotta run.\"
Bruce Willis:\"Well don\'t forget...i\'ll be waiting.\"

Sometime later at Stephen Spielberg\'s residence.

Peter Jackson:\"Well i had an excelent idea for a new film we can make.\"
Stephen Spielberg:\"Yes yes what\'s it called?\"
Peter Jackson:\"Ok it\'s called...The PlaneShifters...we can even make a TV series afterwards...\"
Stephen Spielberg:\"The PlaneShifters...i like that tell me more...\"

                                   }-THE END-{
                                     (or is it?)

[Caldazar]

Brad Pitt starring as: CALDAZAR
Who wants to be Johney Depp and Julia Roberts?

[FlippySeal]

snow raven, that\'s the stupidest thing I\'ve ever heard you say.   WHO THE HELL! In their right mind, would make a story about PLANESHIFT!!?? I\'ll bet you $215 that never happens, and John_Thazer that was brilliant.

Edited for language.

[snow_RAveN]

notice \" some nut job\" but i accpet your bet . Would you be paying with pay pal or do i get my check in the mail ?

[druke]

Druke, Master of the Brown way and Ambassidor of the AO....Mike Meyers

[John_Thazer]

Originally posted by FlippySeal
snow raven, that\'s the stupidest thing I\'ve ever heard you say.   WHO THE HELL! In their right mind, would make a story about PLANESHIFT!!?? I\'ll bet you $215 that never happens, and John_Thazer that was brilliant.

Thank you...

Edited for language in original quote.

[seperot]

i\'d like to be the cgi thing that all the actors have to suffer to pretend to talk too

plus im afriad no actor chould be as stunning as mea furry alter ego

[Zephyrus]

I dunno, I guess some extra can play Zephyrus.

[karakth]

I\'d like to be played by Steve Coogan. That guy rawks.

I wish I could say the same for this thread -_-

[Edooo]

oOo i got dibbs on johnny depp.

[Waylander]

Hmm, Dennis Leary here

And Flippy you just bet Snow raven that nobody will make a story about planeshift  This has already been done

[Edooo]

what has already been done? a story about PS?

[Cybio Kingfist]

Originally posted by Edooo
what has already been done? a story about PS?

Yes.

I would be in it because nobody plays me better than I do.