Zodius - The Vision of darkness

[Zodius]

Greetings my soilders - as some of you may be aware - the other night I had a VISION.  And in this vision I was ruler of the realm.... yes I know some of you are thinking... But how? How is this Zodius to become the ruler of all in the realm???  Ask me not this question my puppets - as for I can not answer. All I can say is that this vision came to me from a power more mightier then us all!

In my vision I lead my soilders of darkness into battle with all that was held sacred in this realm - with all that was pure and holy - and conquered all for eternity!  Evil shall over come us all and with my leadership we will finally free ourselves from this oppressed society we live in!  Unleash the evil in you and stand by my side!

After falling into the great hole of darkness last night and wandering in circles for what seemed an eternity- I discovered the answer to fullfilling my vision.... I need the help of all felines in the realm to make my vision a reality!!
For too long us felines have been oppressed by humans and the little people - years ago.... old timers say that the realm was once ruled by felines - but then... along came these intruders - built thier odd houses - destroyed our litter boxes and consumed all our milk.  In my vision I lead my soilders of darkness into battle and emerged the new ruler of the realm - the ruler of a new pure race - the ruler of felines!  

Join me in my plite of evil!!! Let us clense the land of humans and dwarves and the likes!!!!  Stand with me now - or die by my sword later - In my vision.... anyone who stood in my way was crushed.... let this not happen to you - band with me now my brothers and I promise to make you all wealthier then you could have ever imagined!!!! More powerfull then you ever dreamt!!!! Come now my soilders WHOS WITH ME?!!!!!!!!!!

[Yarulion]

A for effort.

But if you ever call me yer puppet again, I\'ll slit yer throat.

[Cybio Kingfist]

Looks like we\'re having Kitty-chops.*Grabs a spear*

I really can\'t tell if this is a joke or not. :/

[Syzerian]

destroyed our litter boxes and consumed all our milk.

Oh, poor you....  :rolleyes:
Zodius, before you actually put this guild into action, be sure to check for other guilds that you may want to join instead of creating a pointless guild

[Zodius]

Pointless you say.... poor non believer, in time you will discover that this is not a pointless effort - for I had a vision- and in this vision I was ruler of the realm!!!  Ignore this you may.... but dont say you wernt warned

[Waylander]

Noooo! plz no, Zodius you realize you were the first one I had to /ignore in all my PS days...

Anyways, not soo hard on the booze before playing eh

[Cybio Kingfist]

I don\'t know why evil guilds always think world domination is the best.


I spend day and night formulating a way to dust the earth(myself included), but what I really want to do is DANCE.

[Zyphon]

Sorry to go offtopic, but...

YARULION...I\'ve been trying to contact you but you never answer PMs!!!

Back on topic..

Now let\'s see a website.

-Zy

[Ethellion]

Now people aren\'t just copying one guild. They are combining more than one. This sounds to me like the Cabal meets the Feline\'s Lair. Now the best way to dominate the realm is not to make everyone against you. Now I\'m sure there will be a lot more of the other races combined than the Enkis. You really think you can stand against all the other races of Yliakum? Well good luck. If I ever cross you in game though, I will slit your throat because as an elf, my kind takes enough racism and doesn\'t need a guild leading a war against us.

[Mundungu]

Yesturday he was talking from his Visions the wohle day... First we thought he is a kind of Witch and we thought of executing him. But he also talkes of elevators in his visons. <-- He is cracy!! BURN  him he`s a witch!!!

[Half_Pint]

*remembers the wonderfully hilariousness of Monty Python\'s witch-logic...*  

\"So, logically, if she weighs the same as a duck...\"

\"Then she\'s a witch!!\"  

Yeah, er, I really am at a loss for words..  I think we had all better just surrender right now and let the enkis tear out our tongues and use them to season rat stew..  NOT!

In the name of Mirth Guild, its beliefs, and all it stands for, I condemn this guild and its aims.  You shall never have our support in any way, nor shall you be provided with healing or services from us.  We of Mirth strongly believe that all races are equal, and you have brazenly created a guild that is a direct challenge to those beliefs.  An attempt at genocide will be seen as an attack on Mirth.

OOC:  It would be sort of difficult to fight against everyone except enkis, because a lot of guilds have members that are enkis, as well as other races.  So, how would you possibly target just the other races?  And do you think that the enkis will just stand by while you slaughter their friends?

I doubt this guild will last..

*Half-Pint remembers that he said this in the first Cabal thread..*

Uh oh.  

EDIT:  lol, Sep..  

Meow!  Cat fight!  

[seperot]

The lord of all enkis has already been choosen bub and it aint you. now if you have any problems being in your place feel free to contact the howler monkey (dorbian)


in other points...guild lame ideas lame you might as well join FESFES and start the \"Pwn3d M3t41_1c4 Gu11_d lololololololololololol!!!!!!!!!11111111oneone\"

i wish you no luck with your guild and hope you go away soon

[Jadd]

So it\'s Zodius evil enki-gang vs. Seperots evil IT gang. I wonder how this will turn out  :rolleyes:

Cat-fight!

\"In this corner, Zooodius \'Evil puppet-master\', and in this corner Se-pe-rot \'Evil lord of all enkis\'.

Let\'s gggeettt rrrrready to rrrrumble!!!\"

[Xordan]

Beh, stupid cats.....

[karakth]

I dunno, I like it. You can never have enough madmen for plot value ^^