Zodius - The Vision of darkness

[Xordan]

rofl, that site kicks petuties

[karakth]

\"The Hole of Darkness\" was -is- the sacrifice pit. When you said, \"spared the hole of darkness\" you really raised my hopes. Perhaps it would be best if you said that you survived the fall into the sacrificial pit (you fell because you were tricked by the evil non-Enkidukais) and the months of wandering and living off the sacrifices which other people through into the hole drove you mad, and thus this. Now, instead of crucifiction (which is a little too much like RL IMO), why not throw everyone into the sacrifice pit?

But all in all a good effort. Not that I think you\'ll ever get any followers, but damn me if it\'s not entertaining

[Phinehas]

*Phinehas ponders.*

I think a lot of the replies to Zodius, namely all this rot about playing with string, etc. Comes from a misunderstanding of the glorious race of the Enkidukai. Although we are physically similar in some ways to cats, our brains do not work the same way. So, although, I for instance, enjoy drinking milk, I find no more attraction to a piece of string than any member of any other race.

This is not to say that I condone Zodius in any way, indeed, I find him a fool only to be tolerated, and tolerated only because he, as yet, has not gotten in my way.  Indeed, I just noticed that the fool Zodius has been trying to entice those of his race with such things as I already mentioned, string, litter, etc. He is a fool, and I will not tolerate him.

[Annah]

Don\'t tell me! You have a family cat. I mean, you had one until the evil kid that lives next door, average child, from an average family, with an average house, 14 y.o. , 1.65 cm. , 55 kg , twisted the neck of your favorite all mighty pet! And the poor you saw everything, and even when you sleep you remember that boy\'s evil look! Muahaha ...
 Now, from revenge, you want to fu*k up everyone\'s life, in memory of your goddess (or it was a he, anyway, I don\'t even want to know what you were doing together late at night, in the bedroom ... ).
 A tip: It won\'t bring \"it\" back. So search for a girl!
 And as for controlling these realms, I think others are doing it now. Also, I am very curious how you will fight with everyone.
 Anyway, if I will ever decide to come back to Planeshift, and start playing it (hmm, to forget EVE, not to forget EVE ... ), remember you\'ll be the 1st one that shall be hang with your own keyboard cable. It\'s phisically possible, trust me
 OOC: Err, you\'re NUTS! Though, this is very entertaining.
 And Yarulion, heh, great job with the site!

[Cybio Kingfist]

That website almost made me want to join.

[snow_RAveN]

BAh....

You have got a lousy vision, honestly ive gotten more inspriation form a can of soup.

You ain\'t no prophet , just a street side wacko.
Invision my dismission and get free commison!
but sorry not one cent for charity, Thats me.
Stick with the show kiddo, my cannon needs feeding.
i\'ll show you the stars kid, get in barrel .
No life insurance ? That don\'t matter.
Cos where you be going a Wills much much better.

*bows*


p.s the above was due to a overdose of coffee forgive user.


@annah i would pay to see that Yes indeddie

[FESFES]

Originally posted by Zodius
In my vision I lead my soilders of darkness into battle with all that was held sacred in this realm - with all that was pure and holy - and conquered all for eternity!  Evil shall over come us all and with my leadership we will finally free ourselves from this oppressed society we live in!  Unleash the evil in you and stand by my side!

Planning to take over the world isnt exactly \"Evil\" for all we know you will make the world a free and happy place.
It\'s what you plan to do with the world after you take it over that will make you evil.
The Militia will divide it between our allys and the Militia\'s part will be made into a land who all have no choice but to follow me

Any ways your goal is much like mine.... will we be allys or enemies?

and most of all GOOD LUCK!!

[Zodius]

Hello my puppets - as some of you are aware, my army of darkness has grown considerably since you all mocked my vision and insulted the gods - your ignorance did not go by unnoticed and you have angered the gods greatly for not complying with the wishes of my vision..... You see.... the other evening I was lead to the walls of the city and the gods pointed out an escape hole near a near by tree.... old timers say this escape route was used many years ago by the felines to escape the brutal torture of the outsiders.... It is indeed a sad page in the scrapbook of history but fear not my puppets for I am here to revenge our ancestors and take back what was once ours!

The gods instructed me to leap over the walls and venture up The Great Hill of Nothingness located just to the south of the realm.... it was there that I saw vast open planes as far as the eye can see!  It was there that I discovered the full horror of the outsiders actions!

Every tree and shrub had been stripped clean off the land - every blade of grass... dead.... the gods spoke to me in a momentary vision and told me that the outsiders had purposely killed every tree  out side the city to prevent us felines climbing the branches to sharpen our claws..... This angered me greatly and I ventured out into the emptiness only to be lifted of the ground as if I was floating!..... I floated up and up looking down on the realm as it disapeared from my very eyes...  The gods had given me a great evil power! ....the power to fly!  It is clear to me now that my army of darkness will not be beaten with this new power!! All those that stand in my way now will feel my wraith!!!!!! Come now my soilders the day of vengence is near!!!! Join now and be spared!......... For I had a vision....... and in my vision I was ruler of the realm!!!!!!!!!!!

[Joeyguy]

I just read this thread, and... oh god, this is hilarious. I think I might read it again.

Zodius, good luck with your guild. I expect all your furless oppressors to be bowing down shortly.

[FlippySeal]

Once again, the thing continually driving me nuts is how you can\'t spell \"soldier\".

How many members do you have exactly? And do you have a website yet?

[Joeyguy]

I think most of you are horribly missing the point.

[Draklar]

This afternoon I had a vision! It was caused by hitting my head against something, but it was kick-butt vision indeed!
In this vision cats didn\'t use litter boxes but actually were civilized. They didn\'t drink wussy milk but some true, rough ale! They didn\'t have to scratch trees and furniture... they had some awesome claw-sharpening machines! They didn\'t do drugs... err... sniff catnip! They were all clean minded!
And then it came to me... what was the cause of all downfall of cat race? Zodius! With his dreams to turn cats into milk-sipping, tree-scratching barbarians. We can not let this happen! The gods showed me the \"true\" path! We... you must build the great cat empire, but to do that you must first hunt down the sole obstacle! The Zodius.
Draw thy swords my fierce soldiers! Let thy vision kill. We will test his courage and his will to live! No cat will live like a barbarian anymore, join me in our quest for glory! Look, Pogo already joined and look how happy he is! From the light and courage new kingdom shall rise! In this kingdom all cats shall live like kings! Don\'t give in to darkness and the barbaric ways when your future might be as bright as the starlight!

Hail!

[Empanado]

Looks like there\'s a mod around who needs his daily Valium...
Anyways, my question is: If i don\'t shave myself for a couple of years, do i count as an enki, and, thus, save myself from *snicker* the cat gods?

[dorbian]

This is so annoying, get a grip on reality.
This so called \"Vision\" is you drinking to much beer.
You should drink less and read other guild site\'s, if you start off like this you won\'t be taken serious ( come to think of it, i guess you won\'t be taken serious anymore ).
There is absolutely no proper preperation is this project of yours and you should reconsider your possibilities,
-Cancel the guild and join another one ( like the cabal )
-continue with 1 maybe 2 members and be overthrown in a mere second.

Other then that, i wish you good luck with the guild and i hope we will crush you when you oppose us.

[Draklar]

Why exactly does everyone dislike that guy? :?

I find everyone* who posted here more annoying than this cat. Especially \"oh another evil guild to oppose good ones\" is such a thread mood spoiler -_-
I don\'t know... I enjoy this cat\'s speeches... much better rp\'er than most of you anyway -_-


* well everyone besides Kar, Monketh, FlippySeal and Joey...