I just noticed that my amazing portfolio has been hidden under piles of artistic rubbish.
Then I remembered that I had not shared something that I worked on long ago. (No thanks to Talad, who banned me in envy for my silver tongue.)
Hopefully, unearthing this lovely piece will remind you all that I am the one true artist!
Unfortunately... Or rather fortunately, for you, I never finished the piece. If I had, I would not be able to share it with the likes of you, for it would mean certain death to mortals, who cannot comprehend the beauty of true art.
I present to you, a ridiculously huge portrait:
(It's also a link to the image in DeviantArt. Don't bother clicking. Unless you want to give me views. I don't care. Really. I don't. Favorite too, if you will, but I won't notice. Seriously. I won't.)
Edit: The image decided to disappear on me. Perhaps the forum cannot accommodate its awesomeness. Here is the DA link:
http://volcae.deviantart.com/art/Sick-357364597