you would be if a noob if you pay 50000 tria for a torch! TRUE STORY! im 50000 tria richer now :)
You might be a noob if you accept the random proposal out of the blue! :D
You may be a noob if.... you make a pan-fried carp talk
You may be a noob to make pan-fried carp talk in front of a fenki with a knife. :devil:Quote from: LhaaYou may be a noob if.... you make a pan-fried carp talk
You may be a noob if ... you go around right clicking on boxes and drawers thinking that you might find something inside.
You may be a noob if ... you need to stop to catch your breath 10 times between hydlaa and Oja ( well, this may change soon XD )
You may be a noob if ... you need to team up with 3 other players to kill a rogue
You man be a noob if ... your too weak to carry 16 rat eyes at once.
You may be a noob if ... when out of stamina you say in main "smoking..."
You may be a noob if ... you think that increasing your magic skill to level 3 or 4 will make a significant difference
You may be a noob if ... you need to sit down for 15 minutes and wait for your health and stamina to restore because you cannot afford healing potions and you have no magic skills yet.
... You return to this post and report that there are no trias in the fountain :)
You might be a noob if ... You return to this post and report that there are no trias in the fountain :)
You might be a noob if... you mine for gold instead of plat.
You might be a noob if... you walk over to a cutthroat to ask for directions. ;D
He's... banned...
he's a boomerang, he keeps comin back no matter how hard you throw him away
Anyway.. you might be a noob if you try to talk to NPCs through main, and get PO'd when they don't respond.
You might be a noob if you are excluded from talking to people in town because your an unknown freak that appeared out of the blue into Hydlaa.
You might be a noob if you sign up for the forums and a month or so after youve got more than 150 posts because of all the meaningless things you have said on the forum.
you dont have over 150 though, you have 150 exactly :PYou might be a noob if you sign up for the forums and a month or so after youve got more than 150 posts because of all the meaningless things you have said on the forum.
That sounds like me! \o/
you dont have over 150 though, you have 150 exactly :PYou might be a noob if you sign up for the forums and a month or so after youve got more than 150 posts because of all the meaningless things you have said on the forum.
That sounds like me! \o/
You might be a noob if you walk in to the stonehead tavern look left, then right and then leave with out saying a word.
(oh come on you know you've done it ;) )
@ Falcon Avian:
No ... not knowing grammar or spelling of english phrases happens also to non-native english speakers, not only to noobs.
And I am not sure where exactly you see a reason to complain wrong grammar. But I am not a native english speaker either.
@ Falcon Avian:
No ... not knowing grammar or spelling of english phrases happens also to non-native english speakers, not only to noobs.
And I am not sure where exactly you see a reason to complain wrong grammar. But I am not a native english speaker either.
Sorry, just a little pay back for trying to embarrass me :D But in English, you would say Ojarian kikiri instead of Ojaveda kikiri.
You may also be a noob if you don't use quotes :devil:
/me kills Zonthek with a shotgun and walks away whistling like nothing happened.@ Falcon Avian:
No ... not knowing grammar or spelling of english phrases happens also to non-native english speakers, not only to noobs.
And I am not sure where exactly you see a reason to complain wrong grammar. But I am not a native english speaker either.
Sorry, just a little pay back for trying to embarrass me :D But in English, you would say Ojarian kikiri instead of Ojaveda kikiri.
You may also be a noob if you don't use quotes :devil:
Actually it is Ojavedan Kikiri
/me kills Zonthek with a shotgun and walks away whistling like nothing happened.@ Falcon Avian:
No ... not knowing grammar or spelling of english phrases happens also to non-native english speakers, not only to noobs.
And I am not sure where exactly you see a reason to complain wrong grammar. But I am not a native english speaker either.
Sorry, just a little pay back for trying to embarrass me :D But in English, you would say Ojarian kikiri instead of Ojaveda kikiri.
You may also be a noob if you don't use quotes :devil:
Actually it is Ojavedan Kikiri
Aye, yeh might be eh noob if yeh talk like a pirate or yeh call everyone 'me hearty'.
...if you think the colours of your keyboard make you less of a newb.
...if you think the colours of your keyboard make you less of a newb.
You might be a noob if you turn every thread into a kill-the-other game.
sorry he is learn the setting and you actually qualify for the noob status for saying bs :)
oh sorry if you can't get it i never use punctuation in forums and irc.sorry he is learn the setting and you actually qualify for the noob status for saying bs :)
Sheesh wtf does this mean? Please use this the next time: http://www.scientificpsychic.com/verbs1.html
Luckily for you I'm seldom playing this game and when I log it's to play with a limited number of people. And if I wanted to play more I couldn't because your new client crashes way too much to be bearable. ;)
I'm in the forums because nobody bothers removing the account I set for deletion 4 months ago (no wonder, I set another for deletion 2 years ago and it's still active). Can't be arsed to make a new account but as long as it's here whenever I please I just have to activate it and post, and I do it because I like reading posts like yours. :P
Though some things never change... Staff members asking people to go away and play something else will never stop here. ;)
In fact there's no need to do that, enough already leave without any of such help. XD
But back on topic:
You might be a noob if you use the term RP-nazi.
You might be a noob if you like telling roleplayers to go play on IRC.
you might be a noob if you think your way to rp is the eternal truth and no one else is right
you might be a noob also if you insist to use and be around something you dislike so much. Even more when you despise hours of free work put by various people.
You might be a noob if you don't learn to not spit where you eat.
and yes... if you remove the game mechanics from a multiplayer game with a chatbox... you have irc.
(btw it works great on computer which run recent games and with proper hardware)
i'll explain you
sorry, he is. Learn the setting and you actually qualify for the noob status for saying bs.
PlaneShift does not announce itself as an RP-Nazi cesspit. You might be a noob if you think your kind of behaviour is acceptable.
Remember that PlaneShift is a Role Playing Game - be sure to read our Roleplay guidelines! We think the RPG part of the mmorpg definition has a meaning!
If people are entitled to their own opinion, why do you make posts that isolate all opinions opposite to your own as "noob", implying inferiority, then you get pissy and take it personally when they respond?
People don't learn by being put down, they just harden against whatever was being imposed on them through the putdowns. It turns into a world/server-wide conflict, and all of a sudden, American dumbasses rule the world, and a whole list of ideals are suddenly old fashioned and out the window as "savage".This is something I can only agree with. One could wonder why I turned into such a sarcastic bastard...
Levrus... isn't bald...
You absolutely win the thread. (No sarcasm here.)(http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/9060/dutycalls8x6.png)
Youmightbe a noob if you argue on the Internet.
You might be a noob if you mistake new players for noobs.
You might be a noob if you think knowing the game mechanics makes you less of one.
You might be a noob if you never typed /leave 1.
You might be a noob if you don't get why the Channels tab isn't the first one.
You might be a noob if you don't advise newbies that the Main tab is meant to be the main one.
You might be a noob if the first thing you teach a newbie is how to get a sword and kill a rat instead of about IC/OOC and basic roleplaying.
You might be a noob if you make 7 pages of posts about them/you.
You might be a noob if your character has no surname but you never used /me.
You might be a noob if your character is married but doesn't have a description.
You might be a noob if everything your char does goes into the forums since this makes it greater.
You might be a noob if you turn every thread into a kill-the-other game.
You might be a noob if you read these forums for over an hour and don't feel embarrassed.
You might be a noob if you thought guards are just kidding when they asked you to sheath your weapons.
You might be a noob if you make a newspaper to give an IC explanation to every OOC event that happened lately.
You might be a noob if you run all around Hydlaa on your fancy mount yelling Get out of my way.
You might be even more of a noob if you do that but don't yell at all.
You might be a noob if you make a party in Kada El's and talk only in guildchat.
You might be a noob if you recruit guild members as quick as possible so that nobody else will do that before you do.
You might be a noob if you think that is a way to support RP.
You might be a noob if you are not confused about people only sitting and eventually saying ty at the mine.
You might be a noob if you always jump down the railing in Kada El's and wonder why others don't respect your acrobatic skills.
You might be a noob if you make a new alt every day to avoid playing the consequences of your last 1-day main's actions.
You might be a noob if you always log the right alt in the right place at the right time.
You might be a noob if you greet people and don't wait enough for them to have time to write a reply.
You might be a noob if your Klyros character has a child from an Ylian.
You might be a noob if you think any of the dueling tournaments in the last years can be called an IC event.
You might be a noob if your idea of a fun event is some talking monsters and fancy item rewards.
You might be a noob if the sudden bleaching of one whole race's hair sounds like a good chance to RP rather than a bug to you.
You might be a noob if you think chars that don't match the player's gender are different than chars that don't match the player's race, you dwarf.
You might be a noob if you ever wondered why others don't react to your IC tells from BD.
You might be a noob if you call mining, crafting and mobbing non-talkative RP.
You might be a noob if you think everything typed after /me is legit RP.
You might be a noob if you played for over two years and have nothing to complain about.
You might be a noob if you agree an RP game needs a non-RP server.
You might be a noob if you think 1st person cam is the only way to truly RP.
You might be a noob if you call others not RPing with you godmodding. That's actually why they don't RP with you.
You might be a noob if you think GMs have the right to godmod while players... hm, what is godmodding?
You might be a noob if you place mobs all around the map so that RPers won't be bored.
You might be a noob if you think copying WoW is making a game based on Roleplaying.
You might be a noob if you call the players testers but make a spoilers policy.
You might be a noob if you make aquatic animals summonable mounts for the Dome's inhabitants.
You might be a noob if you think the same quest given 10 times every hour can be taken IC.
You might be a noob if you therefore intend players of an RP game to put time into such quests.
You might be a noob if you make settings public only for ones spending hours and hours of going through such quests.
You might be a noob if you tell people IC about the never seen yet Pterosaur.
You might be even more of a noob if you do this next to the NPC that sells tickets for the Pterosaur Arena.
You might be a noob if after the latest changes you still consider PS a RP game.
Let's hope they will get mature some day.Alrighties, now lets grow mature and act like mature people do: Shut it up and dont speak up!
Alrighties, now lets grow mature and act like mature people do: Shut it up and dont speak up!