PlaneShift
Fan Area => The Hydlaa Plaza => Topic started by: Knightspark9 on January 08, 2011, 10:23:08 pm
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This is the place to share your Chuck Norris Jokes; fire away!
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Chuck Norris doesn't pay for training; Trainers would like to pay Chuck Norris, but he doesn't need training.
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Chuck Norris uses Maulberlords for armor training.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to use an elevator; he can fly.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups he pushes the world down.
Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn he sits on his porch and dares it to grow
On the 7th day god rested.... Chuck Norris took over
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Chuck Norris is running a guild by himself.
The next release of PS client will be tested by Chuck Norris, so the bugs will fly away scared to death.
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Chuck Norris is running a guild by himself.
... and still wins the Champions cup
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Chuck norris is the reason enkis stick together
[lilura will be all over this thread when she sees it]
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Taken from The Warriors Guild thread
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs148.ash2/40718_1641699726036_1343108943_31702573_8288174_n.jpg)
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Chuck Norris played PlaneShift once. He got all the glyphs, weapons, armors, every single GM event reward, became a guard and survived a wipe. Then, he roundhouse-kicked Talad in the chin because his game was "too short for him". And he has a pterosaur, a goujah and a megara, and of course a drfiter and a rivnak.
When Chuck Norris mines in PlaneShift, he just stares at the screen and gets the ores inmediately. He doesn't even say a number: the system simply knows what Chuck Norris wants.
AND DON'T STEAL OUR STUFF, VAK!! *takes shotgun* GET OFF MA LAWN, KIDDO!!!
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AND DON'T STEAL OUR STUFF, VAK!! *takes shotgun* GET OFF MA LAWN, KIDDO!!!
Errrm what? I got that picture off my friends FB page?
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People wonder if alien Saucers are real... no not really just Chuck Norris playing Frisbee.
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Taken from The Warriors Guild thread
AND DON'T STEAL OUR STUFF, VAK!! *takes shotgun* GET OFF MA LAWN, KIDDO!!!
Errrm what? I got that picture off my friends FB page?
stop trying to troll. you're bad at it.
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Taken from The Warriors Guild thread
AND DON'T STEAL OUR STUFF, VAK!! *takes shotgun* GET OFF MA LAWN, KIDDO!!!
Errrm what? I got that picture off my friends FB page?
stop trying to troll. you're bad at it.
WIN. Neko earns 1,000 internets.
Chuck Norris made a sauce so spicy not even he could eat it. Then, he ate it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have nightmares, nightmares have Chuck Norris, then they go to pee.
By the way, there should be a /chucknorris command in EZPC to totally pwn everyone in the area.
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By the way, there should be a /chucknorris command in EZPC to totally pwn everyone in the area.
That's your kind of creativity?! ;D
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Chuck Norris walks from Sarraghi to Amdeneir. Because he is able.
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Contest time! WORST Chuck Norris joke contest. Go!
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No.
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No.
Why note? ???
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When Chuck Norris was a bartender, he squeezed system admins to make his own root beer.
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Taken from The Warriors Guild thread
AND DON'T STEAL OUR STUFF, VAK!! *takes shotgun* GET OFF MA LAWN, KIDDO!!!
Errrm what? I got that picture off my friends FB page?
stop trying to troll. you're bad at it.
I posted it on The Warriors guild thread (in these forums) so I moved it here to the most appropriate place. So it is my content which I can move anywhere on these forums with the use of the modification function, so if you're not happy with that then delete that function.
:@#\ I'M NOT A FREAKIN TROLL! [removed] what's wrong with people on these forums!!
Sorry Mishka I think I remember the "On the 7th day god rested....." was on The Warriors forums when I was in it. The rest me and my friends have said at school lunchtime.
Chuck Norris doesn't watch TV the TV watches Chuck Norris.
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Vakachehk wins!
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Vakachehk wins!
\\o// !YAY! :sorcerer:
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Now continue the thread! LONG LIVE CHUCK NORRIS!
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:@#\ I'M NOT A FREAKIN TROLL! [removed] what's wrong with people on these forums!!
you're a kid that feels the desire to always have the last word in every topic. you feel the need to unnecessarily have to respond to every half comment any user makes in every thread, no matter how far from the topic of discussion it is. over half the posts you make contain no substance or value.
i spent the morning cleaning up some of the nonsense idle chatter you spurt off over some of the forum sections to get at least some of the topics at least somewhat back on a sensible flow of conversation.
it's not the size of your post count that matters; it's the content of your posts. consider this your final warning.
oh, and watch the language too.
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PS Forum is born from an :offtopic: reply of Chuck Norris.
I WIN \o/
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No you didn't win because you failed at typing out this action \\o// ... :P
Chuck Norris is the only one who has won X and Os in 2 moves.
Chuck Norris is the only one who has sent 10k posts (in PS forum) without logging in.
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That's awesome, I love it how they're all little men \\o//
Chuck Norris can make a Happy Meal cry.
Chuck Norris has already been to mars, that's why there's no sign of life.
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scars the @#$% out of it.
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Would be nice to see more PlaneShift related CN jokes. Casual CN joke copies are no challenge. :P
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Only Chuck Norris knows why half of Ojaveda is locked. Probably because he makes vacation there.
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Chuck norris is the reason gobbles are deformed, they used to be twice as tall.
my my
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scars the @#$% out of it.
:@#\ I'M NOT A FREAKIN TROLL! [removed] what's wrong with people on these forums!!
oh, and watch the language too.
me thinks the warns are drawing to a thread.
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Chuck Norris urinated in Yliakum, making the lower levels underwater, which also began a rain cycle.
Chuck Norris AKA Hydlaa (The glyph)
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@Earowo, man just drop it! I'm sick of you and Sarras running all over me and getting away with it! It's not just me who's realised it either. So just drop it thanks!
@Neko you could of PMed me. Someone's already running all over this.
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Dakkru gave a Frequent Kick Flyer Card to Chuck Norris, to thank him for his kind cooperation.
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The best jokes and CN related stuff are from Boeven. PERIOD.
Chuck Norris can fall down the cliff on Bronze Doors and don't die. If he dies, it's because Dakkru is his CENSORED and he's paying her a visit. And he doesn't suffer her curse.
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Dakkru is in Death Realm because she is suffering from Chuck Norris curse.
;P
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Dakkru is in Death Realm because she is suffering from Chuck Norris curse.
;P
Win!
By the end of the Yliakum Epoch, Laanx is deformed by Talad, Talad will be deformed by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't train in any armor, why would he need to?
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Chuck Norris has done it many times with Laanx when he was a girl; after that he got slapped after her boobs fell off.
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Chuck Norris has done it many times with Laanx when he was a girl; after that he got slapped after her boobs fell off.
That's false, nobody slaps Chuck Norris and lives to tell it. Well… I don't see Laanx anywhere. So I guess we all know wher S/He is.
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By the end of the Yliakum Epoch, Laanx is deformed by Talad, Talad will be deformed by Chuck Norris.
... Yliakum will also be deformed by Chuck Norris
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Beh. Another movie upload without any clue about "anamorphic encoding" and unsqueezing the picture.
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Chuck Norris is the reason the stlagmite fell on Gugrontid.
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Good one.
Chuck Norris's childhood home was the ruins by Gug he once got into a fight with his mum...
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And I thought he was the reason for the exodus at the Eagle Bronze Doors.
No, he is the source of the rumours about monsters in the Stone Labyrinths - which are the results of his roundhouse kicks against walls.
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Platinum mines are depleted because one day Chuck Norris decided to get a new belt buckle.
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The only person strong enough to beat chuckk norris in a fair fight was his dad, but he beat his dad anyways.
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Platinum mines are depleted because one day Chuck Norris decided to get a new belt buckle.
Lol I was gonna say something similar to the platinum mines, but then I realised you can still mine platinum.
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If Chuck Norris was hungry the winch would be running.
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Chuck Norries wasn't defeated by Bruce Lee. He's so nice, he let the yellow guy win. Then Bruce Lee died of sadness for having defeated Chuck.
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Chuck Norris is the one who gave the hefty loans, the interest... a side kick to the DR.
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The crator in front of ojaveda, was created when chuck norris fell out of his private jet.
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What do you mean, his private jet? Chuck Norris doesn't need a jet, he can fly!
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Chuck Norris' droppings are actually iron ores.
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Chuck Norris owns the single largest collection of mummified cats in the world. When asked about the reasoning behind his collection, his only reply was: "They aren't ripe yet"
For a more PS-related one: Chuck Norris' client crashed once... We all will remember the event as the Crystal Eclipse...
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Talad is a Chuck Norris follower
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The tree of chuck norris is 5 times bigger, and 10 times more beutiful then the tree of xiosia
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^^ Agreed
Chuck Norris can mine and refine and craft and shape and sharpen a reinforced battleaxe in one emote with a piece of tin.
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Chuck Norris can duel himself, and win.
With one character.
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Chuck Norris can duel himself, and win.
With one character.
I can too, its /die
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Chuck Norris is the only person in Yliakum who doesn't complain about the smell when Caraick doesn't bathe.
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Chuck Norris is the only person Teshia hasn't tried to marry yet
She knows that if she tried, and broke his heart, he would terminate all menki life forms in the Dome to watch her suffer...
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Uhm, that's wrong.
I am not Chuck Norris.
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You most certainly is not. ;D
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I mean, she has not yet dated any of my alts... ;)
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Not yet ;D
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Chuck Norris can see the GMs. All the time.
[and if that menki doesn't behave, Tesh might go looking for a certain dean!]
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the GMs can't see Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was contacted some years ago in tell by a GM, who said he was acting OOC and he had to use brackets. So Mr. Norris used brackets on the GM.
The poor guy is still up on the wall.
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Chuck Norris kills dlayo gladiators using a ruined tin knife, going on full defensive.
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Chuck Norris plays 1.0 already.
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we are all Chuck Norris' alts
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When Chuck Norris first touched Yliakum he made an area that is as dangerous as can be... The dlayo pit.
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There's no alternative to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't godmod, gods ChuckNorrismod.
Chuck Norris knows why there are two races of dwarf. And can tell them apart. :P
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Haha, some very good stuff around. Boeven wins! Here's my contribute
Chuck Norris doesn't have wishes: they've been implemented before the game.
When Chuck Norris spots a bug, he fixes the developers.
One day Chuck Norris went in-game to roleplay. That's how the settings were created.
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Chuck Norris doesn't godmod, gods ChuckNorrismod.
That's gold Jerry!
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When Chuck Norris spots a bug, he fixes the developers.
Hehehe! /fix Weltall! :devil:
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When Talad began making the game he asked Chuck Norris for help. Chuck Norris answered "Soon TM".
Before Talad made Laanx a man, Chuck Norris had turned her into a woman.
When Dakkru dies she goes to Chuck Norris's Realm.
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Chuck Norris sold an apple to Harnquist for 4k circles.
Chuck Norris killed an Ulber by thinking of it.
Every time Chuck Norris dies the game crashes.
Chuck Norris banned temporary a GM who dared to warn him.
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Chuck Norris' guild has been around longer than the Dark Empire :P
Chuck Norris started playing PS when it was in sub-atomic blue
Chuck Norris can take a step to the left without completely interrupting everything he's doing.
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Man, Chuck Norris owns so much.
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Chuck Norris has destroyed the DE's guild thread not once, but seven times.
/me nudges Sangwa
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Chuck Norris can be smellier then any menki if he wants to.
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Chuck Norris' beard is the reason the dwarves came to Yliakum.
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You are right Caraick, but those 7 times were before I was around. Chuck Norris thinks he's so mean, but if he was that powerful he'd be able to stop me from writing th
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Mwahaha! :devil: Chuck Norris ftw.
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You are right Caraick, but those 7 times were before I was around. Chuck Norris thinks he's so mean, but if he was that powerful he'd be able to stop me from writing th
ROTFL :lol: