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Title: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
Post by: Knightspark9 on January 08, 2011, 10:23:08 pm
This is the place to share your Chuck Norris Jokes; fire away!
Title: Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
Post by: Tzarhunt on January 08, 2011, 10:25:10 pm
Chuck Norris doesn't pay for training; Trainers would like to pay Chuck Norris, but he doesn't need training.
Title: Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
Post by: Mekora on January 08, 2011, 11:22:49 pm
Chuck Norris uses Maulberlords for armor training.
Title: Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
Post by: Knightspark9 on January 08, 2011, 11:30:59 pm
Chuck Norris doesn't need to use an elevator; he can fly.
Title: Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
Post by: Vakachehk on January 09, 2011, 12:18:13 am
Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups he pushes the world down.
Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn he sits on his porch and dares it to grow
On the 7th day god rested.... Chuck Norris took over
Title: Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
Post by: BoevenF on January 09, 2011, 12:42:38 am
Chuck Norris is running a guild by himself.
The next release of PS client will be tested by Chuck Norris, so the bugs will fly away scared to death.
Title: Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
Post by: Vakachehk on January 09, 2011, 01:29:47 am
Chuck Norris is running a guild by himself.

... and still wins the Champions cup
Title: Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
Post by: Earowo on January 09, 2011, 08:24:52 am
Chuck norris is the reason enkis stick together

[lilura will be all over this thread when she sees it]
Title: Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
Post by: Vakachehk on January 09, 2011, 12:04:30 pm
Taken from The Warriors Guild thread

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs148.ash2/40718_1641699726036_1343108943_31702573_8288174_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
Post by: MishkaL1138 on January 09, 2011, 01:24:39 pm
Chuck Norris played PlaneShift once. He got all the glyphs, weapons, armors, every single GM event reward, became a guard and survived a wipe. Then, he roundhouse-kicked Talad in the chin because his game was "too short for him". And he has a pterosaur, a goujah and a megara, and of course a drfiter and a rivnak.

When Chuck Norris mines in PlaneShift, he just stares at the screen and gets the ores inmediately. He doesn't even say a number: the system simply knows what Chuck Norris wants.

AND DON'T STEAL OUR STUFF, VAK!! *takes shotgun* GET OFF MA LAWN, KIDDO!!!
Title: Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
Post by: Vakachehk on January 09, 2011, 02:03:22 pm
AND DON'T STEAL OUR STUFF, VAK!! *takes shotgun* GET OFF MA LAWN, KIDDO!!!

Errrm what? I got that picture off my friends FB page?
_____

People wonder if alien Saucers are real... no not really just Chuck Norris playing Frisbee.
Title: Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
Post by: neko kyouran on January 09, 2011, 03:31:04 pm
Taken from The Warriors Guild thread

AND DON'T STEAL OUR STUFF, VAK!! *takes shotgun* GET OFF MA LAWN, KIDDO!!!

Errrm what? I got that picture off my friends FB page?

stop trying to troll. you're bad at it.
Title: Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
Post by: MishkaL1138 on January 09, 2011, 04:00:16 pm
Taken from The Warriors Guild thread

AND DON'T STEAL OUR STUFF, VAK!! *takes shotgun* GET OFF MA LAWN, KIDDO!!!

Errrm what? I got that picture off my friends FB page?

stop trying to troll. you're bad at it.

WIN. Neko earns 1,000 internets.


Chuck Norris made a sauce so spicy not even he could eat it. Then, he ate it.
Title: Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
Post by: Dracaeon on January 09, 2011, 04:15:36 pm
Chuck Norris doesn't have nightmares, nightmares have Chuck Norris, then they go to pee.

By the way, there should be a /chucknorris command in EZPC to totally pwn everyone in the area.
Title: Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
Post by: LigH on January 09, 2011, 06:03:53 pm
By the way, there should be a /chucknorris command in EZPC to totally pwn everyone in the area.

That's your kind of creativity?! ;D
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Chuck Norris walks from Sarraghi to Amdeneir. Because he is able.
Title: Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
Post by: Knightspark9 on January 09, 2011, 09:44:02 pm
Contest time! WORST Chuck Norris joke contest. Go!
                     _____
Title: Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
Post by: Falcon Avian on January 09, 2011, 10:11:03 pm
No.
Title: Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
Post by: Knightspark9 on January 09, 2011, 10:38:43 pm
No.

Why note?  ???
Title: Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
Post by: BoevenF on January 09, 2011, 11:12:07 pm
When Chuck Norris was a bartender, he squeezed system admins to make his own root beer.
Title: Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
Post by: Vakachehk on January 09, 2011, 11:24:12 pm
Taken from The Warriors Guild thread

AND DON'T STEAL OUR STUFF, VAK!! *takes shotgun* GET OFF MA LAWN, KIDDO!!!

Errrm what? I got that picture off my friends FB page?

stop trying to troll. you're bad at it.

I posted it on The Warriors guild thread (in these forums) so I moved it here to the most appropriate place. So it is my content which I can move anywhere on these forums with the use of the modification function, so if you're not happy with that then delete that function.

 :@#\ I'M NOT A FREAKIN TROLL! [removed] what's wrong with people on these forums!!

Sorry Mishka I think I remember the "On the 7th day god rested....." was on The Warriors forums when I was in it. The rest me and my friends have said at school lunchtime.


Chuck Norris doesn't watch TV the TV watches Chuck Norris.
Title: Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
Post by: Knightspark9 on January 09, 2011, 11:25:13 pm
Vakachehk wins!
Title: Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
Post by: Vakachehk on January 09, 2011, 11:29:57 pm
Vakachehk wins!

\\o// !YAY!  :sorcerer:
Title: Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
Post by: Knightspark9 on January 09, 2011, 11:48:45 pm
Now continue the thread! LONG LIVE CHUCK NORRIS!
Title: Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
Post by: neko kyouran on January 10, 2011, 01:02:21 am

 :@#\ I'M NOT A FREAKIN TROLL! [removed] what's wrong with people on these forums!!

you're a kid that feels the desire to always have the last word in every topic.  you feel the need to unnecessarily have to respond to every half comment any user makes in every thread, no matter how far from the topic of discussion it is.  over half the posts you make contain no substance or value.

i spent the morning cleaning up some of the nonsense idle chatter you spurt off over some of the forum sections to get at least some of the topics at least somewhat back on a sensible flow of conversation.

it's not the size of your post count that matters;  it's the content of your posts.  consider this your final warning. 

oh, and watch the language too.
Title: Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
Post by: BoevenF on January 10, 2011, 01:57:32 am
PS Forum is born from an  :offtopic: reply of Chuck Norris.


I WIN \o/
Title: Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
Post by: Vakachehk on January 10, 2011, 02:16:31 am
No you didn't win because you failed at typing out this action  \\o// ... :P

Chuck Norris is the only one who has won X and Os in 2 moves.
Chuck Norris is the only one who has sent 10k posts (in PS forum) without logging in.
Title: Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
Post by: BoevenF on January 10, 2011, 03:14:26 am
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   \o/
Title: Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
Post by: Vakachehk on January 10, 2011, 03:35:50 am
That's awesome, I love it how they're all little men  \\o//



Chuck Norris can make a Happy Meal cry.

Chuck Norris has already been to mars, that's why there's no sign of life.

Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scars the @#$% out of it.
Title: Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
Post by: LigH on January 10, 2011, 09:15:03 am
Would be nice to see more PlaneShift related CN jokes. Casual CN joke copies are no challenge. :P
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Only Chuck Norris knows why half of Ojaveda is locked. Probably because he makes vacation there.
Title: Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
Post by: Earowo on January 10, 2011, 09:25:44 am
Chuck norris is the reason gobbles are deformed, they used to be twice as tall.

my my
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scars the @#$%  out of it.

 :@#\ I'M NOT A FREAKIN TROLL! [removed] what's wrong with people on these forums!!
oh, and watch the language too.
me thinks the warns are drawing to a thread.
Title: Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
Post by: Vakachehk on January 10, 2011, 09:55:32 am
Chuck Norris urinated in Yliakum, making the lower levels underwater, which also began a rain cycle.

Chuck Norris AKA Hydlaa (The glyph)
___

@Earowo, man just drop it! I'm sick of you and Sarras running all over me and getting away with it! It's not just me who's realised it either. So just drop it thanks!

@Neko you could of PMed me. Someone's already running all over this.
Title: Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
Post by: BoevenF on January 10, 2011, 12:14:58 pm
Dakkru gave a Frequent Kick Flyer Card to Chuck Norris, to thank him for his kind cooperation.
Title: Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
Post by: MishkaL1138 on January 10, 2011, 12:17:30 pm
The best jokes and CN related stuff are from Boeven. PERIOD.

Chuck Norris can fall down the cliff on Bronze Doors and don't die. If he dies, it's because Dakkru is his CENSORED and he's paying her a visit. And he doesn't suffer her curse.
Title: Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
Post by: BoevenF on January 10, 2011, 12:28:47 pm
Dakkru is in Death Realm because she is suffering from Chuck Norris curse.

;P
Title: Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
Post by: Vakachehk on January 10, 2011, 12:40:49 pm
Dakkru is in Death Realm because she is suffering from Chuck Norris curse.

;P
Win!

By the end of the Yliakum Epoch, Laanx is deformed by Talad, Talad will be deformed by Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't train in any armor, why would he need to?
Title: Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
Post by: Knightspark9 on January 10, 2011, 01:32:05 pm
Chuck Norris has done it many times with Laanx when he was a girl; after that he got slapped after her boobs fell off.
Title: Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
Post by: MishkaL1138 on January 10, 2011, 06:27:15 pm
Chuck Norris has done it many times with Laanx when he was a girl; after that he got slapped after her boobs fell off.

That's false, nobody slaps Chuck Norris and lives to tell it. Well… I don't see Laanx anywhere. So I guess we all know wher S/He is.
Title: Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
Post by: Vakachehk on January 10, 2011, 11:08:12 pm
By the end of the Yliakum Epoch, Laanx is deformed by Talad, Talad will be deformed by Chuck Norris.
... Yliakum will also be deformed by Chuck Norris
Title: Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
Post by: LigH on January 11, 2011, 08:44:07 am
Beh. Another movie upload without any clue about "anamorphic encoding" and unsqueezing the picture.
Title: Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
Post by: Earowo on January 12, 2011, 07:47:12 am
Chuck Norris is the reason the stlagmite fell on Gugrontid.
Title: Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
Post by: Vakachehk on January 12, 2011, 09:04:05 am
Good one.

Chuck Norris's childhood home was the ruins by Gug he once got into a fight with his mum...
Title: Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
Post by: LigH on January 12, 2011, 03:27:46 pm
And I thought he was the reason for the exodus at the Eagle Bronze Doors.

No, he is the source of the rumours about monsters in the Stone Labyrinths - which are the results of his roundhouse kicks against walls.
Title: Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
Post by: BoevenF on January 12, 2011, 07:20:13 pm
Platinum mines are depleted because one day Chuck Norris decided to get a new belt buckle.
Title: Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
Post by: Earowo on January 12, 2011, 11:27:42 pm
The only person strong enough to beat chuckk norris in a fair fight was his dad, but he beat his dad anyways.
Title: Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
Post by: Vakachehk on January 13, 2011, 04:09:59 am
Platinum mines are depleted because one day Chuck Norris decided to get a new belt buckle.

Lol I was gonna say something similar to the platinum mines, but then I realised you can still mine platinum.
_____

If Chuck Norris was hungry the winch would be running.
Title: Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
Post by: MishkaL1138 on January 13, 2011, 06:18:21 am
Chuck Norries wasn't defeated by Bruce Lee. He's so nice, he let the yellow guy win. Then Bruce Lee died of sadness for having defeated Chuck.
Title: Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
Post by: Vakachehk on January 13, 2011, 11:21:55 am
Chuck Norris is the one who gave the hefty loans, the interest... a side kick to the DR.
Title: Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
Post by: Earowo on January 14, 2011, 03:24:32 am
The crator in front of ojaveda, was created when chuck norris fell out of his private jet.
Title: Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
Post by: Dracaeon on January 14, 2011, 03:42:53 am
What do you mean, his private jet?  Chuck Norris doesn't need a jet, he can fly!
Title: Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
Post by: Knightspark9 on January 17, 2011, 10:09:09 pm
Chuck Norris' droppings are actually iron ores.
Title: Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
Post by: Caraick on January 20, 2011, 10:36:45 pm
Chuck Norris owns the single largest collection of mummified cats in the world.  When asked about the reasoning behind his collection, his only reply was: "They aren't ripe yet"


For a more PS-related one: Chuck Norris' client crashed once... We all will remember the event as the Crystal Eclipse...



Title: Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
Post by: BoevenF on January 21, 2011, 01:56:37 am
Talad is a Chuck Norris follower
Title: Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
Post by: Earowo on January 21, 2011, 02:28:48 am
The tree of chuck norris is 5 times bigger, and 10 times more beutiful then the tree of xiosia
Title: Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
Post by: Knightspark9 on January 21, 2011, 02:58:50 am
^^ Agreed

Chuck Norris can mine and refine and craft and shape and sharpen a reinforced battleaxe in one emote with a piece of tin.
Title: Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
Post by: Caraick on January 21, 2011, 03:50:56 am
Chuck Norris can duel himself, and win.

With one character.
Title: Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
Post by: Earowo on January 21, 2011, 05:09:09 am
Chuck Norris can duel himself, and win.

With one character.
I can too, its /die
Title: Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
Post by: Tessra on January 21, 2011, 07:56:47 am
Chuck Norris is the only person in Yliakum who doesn't complain about the smell when Caraick doesn't bathe.
Title: Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
Post by: Caraick on January 22, 2011, 07:39:51 pm
Chuck Norris is the only person Teshia hasn't tried to marry yet

She knows that if she tried, and broke his heart, he would terminate all menki life forms in the Dome to watch her suffer...
Title: Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
Post by: LigH on January 22, 2011, 08:08:30 pm
Uhm, that's wrong.

I am not Chuck Norris.
Title: Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
Post by: Caraick on January 22, 2011, 09:50:42 pm
You most certainly is not.  ;D
Title: Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
Post by: LigH on January 22, 2011, 11:01:13 pm
I mean, she has not yet dated any of my alts... ;)
Title: Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
Post by: Caraick on January 23, 2011, 08:31:31 pm
Not yet  ;D
Title: Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
Post by: Tessra on January 24, 2011, 08:25:22 am
Chuck Norris can see the GMs.  All the time. 


[and if that menki doesn't behave, Tesh might go looking for a certain dean!]
Title: Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
Post by: echong on January 24, 2011, 06:53:37 pm
the GMs can't see Chuck Norris.
Title: Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
Post by: BoevenF on January 24, 2011, 09:24:44 pm
Chuck Norris was contacted some years ago in tell by a GM, who said he was acting OOC and he had to use brackets. So Mr. Norris used brackets on the GM.
 The poor guy is still up on the wall.
Title: Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
Post by: MishkaL1138 on April 05, 2011, 08:01:50 pm
Chuck Norris kills dlayo gladiators using a ruined tin knife, going on full defensive.
Title: Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
Post by: Catlemur on April 05, 2011, 08:41:04 pm
Chuck Norris plays 1.0 already.
Title: Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
Post by: Aramara Meibi on April 05, 2011, 10:22:51 pm
we are all Chuck Norris' alts
Title: Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
Post by: Knightspark9 on April 06, 2011, 12:22:44 am
When Chuck Norris first touched Yliakum he made an area that is as dangerous as can be... The dlayo pit.
Title: Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
Post by: BoevenF on April 06, 2011, 12:24:34 am
There's no alternative to Chuck Norris.
Title: Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
Post by: Elkarway on April 06, 2011, 01:01:16 am
Chuck Norris doesn't godmod, gods ChuckNorrismod.

Chuck Norris knows why there are two races of dwarf.  And can tell them apart.  :P
Title: Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
Post by: Sangwa on April 06, 2011, 01:59:32 am
Haha, some very good stuff around. Boeven wins! Here's my contribute




Chuck Norris doesn't have wishes: they've been implemented before the game.

When Chuck Norris spots a bug, he fixes the developers.

One day Chuck Norris went in-game to roleplay. That's how the settings were created.
Title: Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
Post by: Aramara Meibi on April 06, 2011, 03:05:30 am
Chuck Norris doesn't godmod, gods ChuckNorrismod.


That's gold Jerry!
Title: Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
Post by: Caraick on April 06, 2011, 03:06:42 am


When Chuck Norris spots a bug, he fixes the developers.



Hehehe! /fix Weltall!  :devil:
Title: Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
Post by: Sangwa on April 06, 2011, 01:03:34 pm
When Talad began making the game he asked Chuck Norris for help. Chuck Norris answered "Soon TM".

Before Talad made Laanx a man, Chuck Norris had turned her into a woman.

When Dakkru dies she goes to Chuck Norris's Realm.
Title: Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
Post by: Catlemur on April 06, 2011, 01:15:40 pm
Chuck Norris sold an apple to Harnquist for 4k circles.
Chuck Norris killed an Ulber by thinking of it.
Every time Chuck Norris dies the game crashes.
Chuck Norris banned temporary a GM who dared to warn him.
Title: Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
Post by: Elkarway on April 06, 2011, 05:00:11 pm
Chuck Norris' guild has been around longer than the Dark Empire :P
Chuck Norris started playing PS when it was in sub-atomic blue
Chuck Norris can take a step to the left without completely interrupting everything he's doing.
Title: Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
Post by: Sangwa on April 06, 2011, 07:38:13 pm
Man, Chuck Norris owns so much.
Title: Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
Post by: Caraick on April 06, 2011, 10:07:33 pm
Chuck Norris has destroyed the DE's guild thread not once, but seven times.
/me nudges Sangwa
Title: Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
Post by: Knightspark9 on April 06, 2011, 10:54:01 pm
Chuck Norris can be smellier then any menki if he wants to.
Title: Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
Post by: Tessra on April 06, 2011, 11:13:55 pm
Chuck Norris' beard is the reason the dwarves came to Yliakum.
Title: Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
Post by: Sangwa on April 07, 2011, 02:04:22 am
You are right Caraick, but those 7 times were before I was around. Chuck  Norris thinks he's so mean, but if he was that powerful he'd be able to stop me from writing th
Title: Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
Post by: Caraick on April 07, 2011, 02:10:25 am
Mwahaha!  :devil: Chuck Norris ftw.
Title: Re: Unofficial Chuck Norris joke thread
Post by: BoevenF on April 07, 2011, 02:23:32 am
You are right Caraick, but those 7 times were before I was around. Chuck  Norris thinks he's so mean, but if he was that powerful he'd be able to stop me from writing th

ROTFL  :lol: