Some of you had some impressive accidents... I myself did some stupid things and sometime fell really hard but somehow allways managed to get away in one piece... more or less. But lets see...
* At the age of about 2 years my ma left me in the car for a moment. Being a smart little guy I mimicked her behaviour: I pressed the cigarett lighter on, waited until it popped out and put it to my mouth... lacking a smoke I used the tongue. The circular scars vanished when I got 12.
* At the age of 5 I climbed one of the larger trees in the kindergarten. After climbing down really fast (9.81 m/s^2) the doctor simply put a full cover bandage over my back. No large scars left.
* At the age of 10 or 11 I decided to drive my bike near a fence that was directly built on a slope. And because one can\'t drive a bike on a slippery slope I of course slipped. My right forearm caught one of the fences v-profile metal posts and since than I have to perfectly parallel scars of 7 cms length on the forearm.
* At the age of 15 I once again climbed the wrong tree. This time I got much higher before a tree snapped. Going down the tree I broke several larger branches with my tigh and I\'m still thankful I allways missed the groin. Finally one of my feet caught on a branche and left me hanging upside down from the tree - 4 or 5 meters above concrete pavement plates. It seems that I must have been swinging when my feet lost hold because I did not hit the pavement but a car\'s hood that was standing on a parking lot a meter or two behind me. Nothing happend but my mom got me x-rayed anyway... you know how mothers are.
* At the age of 17 or 18 I went to spain with some friends for the sommer holidays. Great weather and such... and also a big rock thing at the beach you could try to climb up when the sun hit your head long enough. And because its not stupid enough to climb up a very steep and high rock I decided to access it from inside the sea. After finding out that waves tend to throw you into the mussels growing on the rock I had another nice gash nearly crossing the parallel scars... only 5 cm long but a deeper cut. But forearms don\'t seem to bleed much.
* For the last ten years I spared my body more accidents but falling down a stair when friends of mine moved. I saved the DVD player and the stereo and only had to wear a bandage around the ankle for 2 weeks

The only times I broke something it was caused by my f****** temper. Once I kicked a squash court wall for frustration (I\'m near blind on my left eye and simply can\'t hit small, fast moving things - but tell that to a 12 year old boy trying squash for the first time) and broke some small bones in my foot.
The other time I hit a public letter box after my girlfriend cheated on me, breaking my right hand. For some reason it didn\'t hurt so I simply let the swelling go away and found out about the broken bones more than half a year later. Now my right hand has a slight angle in the middle.
As I said before: Some accidents but mostly without much harm done.
Hope I didn\'t bore you after all the splatter and gore beforehand

MC.