The Planetrix

[Draklar]

Originally posted by Drey
where does that leave me :/

You know... Seeking for the answer to this question, I recalled a situation that surely shall be used in chapter VIII...
Now to answer the question, Drey... You bite people as a \'hello\'...

[Draklar]

Chapter VII


    \"Everyun please pat your monkey good luck,\" Said Kwartz. \"And no eatin\' grass ina soccer court, it growin\' there fo\' a reason. Just sit back an\' enjoy your air...\"
 \"Wow, I feel so much safer now...\" Unitearica sighed.

 Draklar, Arianna, Kixie, Karyuu, Jazeera, Demarthl and Unitearica appeared in the invisible room. For a while they didn\'t move at all, but finally some of them started breathing.
   \"Let us go.\" Said Draklar.
    \"Wait,\" Karyuu turned to him. \"Uni\'o.\"
   Draklar glanced at the Ylian. \"Ah, indeed... The first connection shall take a longer time...\"
    Finally Unitearica moved. Everyone besides Demarthl turned to doors and soon walked out of the invisible room, going down the stairs to the main tavern hall afterwards.
    \"Hmm...\" Unitearica glanced at Draklar.
   \"What?\" Draklar turned to him.
    \"Your texture has shades...\"
  \"Aye.\"
    \"And why do you have shades?\"
 \"Simple.\" Answered Draklar. \"When I go to Grono, I use my Dermorian model. But since male Dermorian model was not present in the times o\' Molecular Blue, I have to mask myself somehow, so that other players shan\'t find me suspicious.\"
    \"And that\'s why you...\"
    \"That be\'th wherefore I use shades.\"
   \"But don\'t you think...\" Unitearica took a look around. \"That people might be surprised by a medieval character wearing shades?\"
 \"Uni\'o, Uni\'o, Uni\'o...\" Draklar shook his head.\"Thou art forgetting the rule... See, I know those people... They find it more natural to talk about cell phones or setting up console games in the tavern rooms, than to hear someone say, for example; Let us thus march onward, fierce soldiers o\' freedom! Our hearts shall scream for vengeance, our steel scream for blood! Morrow still seem\'th young, yet our goal be\'th yonder! Therefore, be ye younkers, be ye gaffers; Join the cause! Let the Azure Sun shine upon us, shine like the fortune favourable to those who seek the path o\' glory!\"
    \"Wow.\" Unitearica was in shock.
   \"Hah,\" Jazeera joined the discussion. \"I remember that speech. Someone reported Draklar for using foul language and soon after we had to hit the road, hoping that Game Masters wouldn\'t find us.\"
   \"Well, we be here.\" Draklar stopped before the temple. \"Uni\'o, come with me.\"
    \"So is this the same Oracle that made the prophecy?\" Asked Unitearica while entering the temple.
  \"Aye. She be\'th very old. She hath been here since the beginning.\"
 \"The beginning...?\"
   \"The 2D version o\' Planeshift.\"
    \"And she knows what, everything?\" Unitearica kept inquiring.
  \"She would say she does.\"
 \"And she\'s never wrong?\"
   \"That I say\'d not. But \'tis still fun to bother her and get to know what she would advice thee...\"
  \"She adviced you something?\"
  \"Erm...\" Draklar winced.
  \"What did she tell you?\"
  \"She told me \'...\'\" The Dermorian shrugged.
 \"What?\"
   \"Just \'...\'\"
    \"Oh...\" Unitearica looked down. \"Wow, that... That sucks, doesn\'t it?\"
   \"Pretty much, aye.\" Draklar stopped before a gate. \"I can only show thee the gate. Thou hast to walk through it.\"
   Unitearica was about to push the gate, but instead it opened on its own. In front of him stood Moogie.
  \"Hiya, Uni\'o.\" She spoken. \"You\'re right on time...\" Moogie turned to the Dermorian. \"Make yourself at home, Draklar. Uni\'o, come with me.\" There were some other people in the temple, all training the glitching. \"These are the other potentials, you can wait here.\"
   Unitearica approached some bald Ylian. There were bent sporks lying around him. He was just bending another one. Unitearica picked up one of the sporks.
    \"Do not try and and bend the spork.\" The bald Ylian said. \"That\'s impossible. Instead only try to realize the truth.\"
    \"What truth?\" Asked Unitearica.
   \"Sporks aren\'t implemented yet.\"
   \"Sporks aren\'t implemented yet?\"
   \"Then you\'ll see that it is not the spork that bends, it is only your account.\"
    Unitearica glanced back at the spork. Using the newly received knowledge, he managed to bend the small object.
  \"Grono will see you now.\" Said Moogie.

    Grono was standing on the pedestal, covered with all the sparkling things.
  \"Hmm?\" Grono glanced at Unitearica.
   \"You\'re the Oracle?\"
   \"Yup.\" Grono winced. \"Don\'t tell me you\'re another of Draklar\'s \'the ones\'\"
  \"Well, actually...\"
   \"Great...\" She sighed. \"I\'d ask you to sit down, but sitting wasn\'t implemented yet. And watch out for the milk.\"
 \"What milk?\" Unitearica turned around, nudging a bottle of milk, which then fell down. The milk got spilled.
  \"That milk...\" Grono winced.
  \"I\'m sorry.\"
   \"Oh, you\'ll be sorry all right... When Moogie finds out what you did. We better hurry with this conversation and end it before she comes back.\"
    \"So...\" Unitearica took a look around.
    \"Err, right... So what do you think? You think you\'re the one?\"
    \"Probably...\" Unitearica shrugged.
    \"Wait, what?\" Grono cocked an eyebrow.
    \"I\'m probably the one.\"
    \"No, you are not Havena\'s descendent... Monk is.\"
  \"Who?\"
    \"The bald guy over there...\" She pointed at the Ylian.
    \"Oh, the spork guy...\" Unitearica shrugged. \"Well, Draklar says I\'m the one and the rule sta--\"
  \"Don\'t listen to what Draklar says. He\'s a dork.\"
   \"Huh?\"
    \"He keeps coming in here with his \'the ones\' so that I can give them an advice. Well, at least he doesn\'t send here players like Kixie anymore...\" Grono sighed. \"Anyway, he\'ll leave soon anyway...\"
   \"What do you mean, leave?\"
    \"Well, soon he\'ll get annoyed by the Game Masters and just leave Planeshift. Again... It won\'t be quite the same without him though. Without his... odd behaviour...\"
   \"What?\" Unitearica\'s eyes widened.
 \"Don\'t worry, with no doubt he\'ll be back. People can\'t leave this community just like that. Those who leave, always return. So you\'ll see Drak back in no time.\"
 \"Right, that\'s what I worry about.\"
    \"Oh... Anyway, do you want a cookie?\"
 \"You\'re trying to get me into your circle of love, aren\'t you?\"
 \"You met Kixie, huh?\" Grono winced. \"Well, I think you should better be going now... Moogie will be back in no time. If she sees the milk...\"
   \"Ok, I\'ll go...\" Unitearica turned around and rushed out.
  Draklar approached him \"What was say\'d was for--\"
  \"No time for that.\" Unitearica didn\'t stop. \"We better run.\"
 \"F*cking hell!!\" Moogie\'s scream could be heard from the behind. \"Who the hell spilled my milk?! I am going to rip that as*hole\'s windpipe out!!\"

 \"Lemon, lemon in a tree... Lemon, lemon I love thee; Thou art yellow, thou art tart... Lemon, lemon great thou art.\" Kwartz hugged his lemon and glanced back to the console. Suddenly surprise appeared on his face. He moved the lemon to the screen. \"Whatcha think, John... Wut\'s that?\"

[Keyaz]

oh noes ;_; im sooo a gonna now >.<

well at least its chappter FFVIII ^^

*hugs ruby*

[Unitearica]

8o    
Now thats good writin.... lol

I think this\'s the best chapter so far Drak.  Friggin hilarious.  Keep it up.

[steuben]

*sighs*

wish i could write funny. i keep getting this angsty stuff.

*shrugs*
but good work.

[Unitearica]

Demarthl

love the new sig, thats awesome

[Draklar]

Chapter VIII


   \"For gods\' sake, such a fuss, just because o\' spill\'d milk.\" Draklar shook his head.
 \"Interesting to hear you say that,\" Unitearica turned to the Dermorian. \"Because you sure weren\'t so calm when I spillt some milk onto your sword.\"
  \"Well that be\'th something different.\" Draklar shrugged. \"I... Wait, what be\'st thou talking about?\"
  \"About the milk I spillt onto your sword? You don\'t remember? You were screaming like a... well, like yourself because of it...\"
   \"I... I have no idea what thou be\'st talking about...\" A frown could be noticed on his face. \"Milk... On -my- sword?\"
    \"Or wait, maybe it was Karyuu yelling at me...\" Unitearica started pondering. \"Yup, it was her after all. Screaming that you\'ll kill us or something if you find out... Damn, she was so scary back then.\" Unitearica grinned to Draklar. \"Wait... Oh, crap...\"
    \"Thou spill\'d milk onto -my- sword?\" Draklar leaped at Unitearica and threw him to the ground. \"Prepare to meet Odin!\"
   \"No, wait!\" The Ylian uttered. \"I am the one, remember?\"
    \"Who the hell cares? Milk was spill\'d so blood now shall be shed!\"
 \"If you\'ll finish me off, it\'ll prove that I\'m not the one and that you were wrong!\"
 Draklar stopped. \"Thou hast a point there...\"
 Unitearica stood up. \"So why all Grono told you was \'...\' anyway.\"
  \"Well, \'tis a long story...\" Draklar hid his axe.
  \"Really?\"
 \"Nay, \'tis actually pretty short.\"
 \"Go ahead then...\"
    \"Well, \'t all start\'d when I went to the temple to seek for Grono\'s advice.\" Started Draklar. \"When I came in, I notic\'d that she hath been standing on the pedestal... So I came o\'er to her and push\'d her down.\"
   \"What? Was that supposed to make any sense?\"
  \"Let me finish. So then she started staring at me. \'Twas kind o\' awkward for a moment... But then I utter\'d with pride in my voice, that the Templars o\' Steel take o\'er the temple. As an answer she call\'d me a dork.\"
    \"Well, that\'s most surprising...\" Unitearica rolled his eyes.
  \"Right, so then I ask\'d \'er whether she knows what dork actually means...\"
  \"What?\"
   \"Obviously, she did not know... So I told \'er that dork be\'th the whale\'s penis...\"
  \"What the... I don\'t think--\"
  \"So in return she say\'d \'...\'\" Draklar shrugged. \"And Moogie told me to go out...\"
 \"Why do I feel like this whole rebelion is doomed to die?\"
    Finally they approached the rest of the group.
  \"Milk be\'th good for thy bones, Karyuu.\" Mumbled Draklar.
  Karyuu glanced at Unitearica and then turned back to the rest of the group. \"All right people, we\'ll be eating milk only for the next few weeks...\" She frowned. \"Everyone, thank Uni\'o.\"
 \"Thanks, Uni\'o...\" everyone muttered.  
    Unitearica shrugged.
    Unitearica shrugged. \"Whoa... I\'m having a deja-vu...\"
 Karyuu turned back to him. \"What did you just say?\"
   \"Nothing, just had a little deja-vu.\"
 \"What did you see?\"
   \"What happened?\" Added Jazeera.
   \"I used /me command to shrug and the server returned it twice...\"
 \"Ary, Kixie.\" Draklar called the other two.
   \"What is it?\" Asked Unitearica.
   \"Multi-message is usually a glitch in the Planetrix.\" Said Karyuu. \"It happens when they change something.\"
    \"I though that when they do, the server restarts.\"
    \"Yes, you also thought that telling Draklar about the milk was a good idea...\" Karyuu frowned once again.
 \"We must hurry!\" Draklar uttered to the rest of the group.

    \"Hold me, lemon.\" Kwartz was seemingly afraid of what he noticed on the console. \"They disablin\' the invisible room.\" He messaged Demarthl. \"Isa trap, getout!\"
    \"Oh no. Oh no...\" Demarthl took some can and quickly opened it. He started munching on the coffee seeds. After a while he looked up to the doors and noticed a band of characters staring at him from there.
  \"Arrrggghhh!\" He roared and started smashing their heads with his fists. \"Ca-ffe-ine... Ca-ffe-ine...\" He kept yelling every time he hit something. Suddenly Drey approached the doors.
    \"Don\'t be b*tch about it...\" The Game Master said to Demarthl.
 \"Oh no...\" Demarthl\'s eyes widened even more than after the caffeine.
  \"You have banned \'demarthl@planetrix.it\' off of the server.\" Received Drey.
 
    Jazeera tried to get out from the tavern through the doors, but he couldn\'t pass them. \"That\'s what they changed.\" He said. \"We\'re trapped. There\'s no way out.\"
    \"Be calm.\" Whispered Draklar. \"I shall talk with Kwartz.\"
   \"And that is supposed to make us calm?\" Asked Karyuu.
 \"We have no choice...\"
    \"j0\" Said the kran.
   \"Kwartz. Find a glitch drawing o\' Kada-El\'s tavern. Find it fast.\"
  \"Hmm... O-oh lemon.\" Kwartz started singing. \"Now I finally have you... I goin\' to rub my--\"
 \"Kwartz!\"
 \"Ok, we got it, boss.\"
    \"I need an alternative way o\' getting out.\"
    \"Try the chimney.\"

    \"Fireplace.\" Cad sent private messages to the rest of the Game Masters.
   Drey quickly walked down and started looking around. \"Where is them?\"
 Suddenly Jazeera coughed.
   \"What the...\" Karyuu\'s voice came out of the chimney. \"Why did you do that?\"
 \"It\'s not my fault, it came out by itself.\"
    \"Thou us\'d the /me command, thou jarring flap-mouthed maggot-pie!\"
 \"Hey, you told us to role-play, remember?\"
    \"Oh, thou art going down...\"
  Suddenly something bit Arianna\'s leg. She looked down. \"Am I tasty?\"
   \"Yes.\" Answered Drey.
 Draklar jumped onto Drey and together they glitched out of the chimney.
 \"Draklar!\" Yelled Karyuu.
 \"Thou must get Uni\'o out. I shan\'t be wrong again!\"
 \"Ok, let\'s hurry.\" Said Unitearica.
    \"Karyuu, go!\" Draklar continued.
  \"Go!\" The Enkidukai repeated to everyone else.
    Soon they glitched out of the chimney and jumped onto the tavern roof. There they found few characters guarding the exit. The fight started, yet Jazeera decided to run away in the chaos of battle.

    \"The great Draklar...\" Whispered Drey. \"We meet at last.\"
   \"And thou art...\"
 \"Drey. Game Master Drey.\"
 \"...sitting on my axe.\"
   Drey stood up and walked away a bit. \"So... let\'s begin...\"
    Draklar picked up the axe and attacked the Game Master. He sent many blows, but none reached Drey, who showed amazing dodging skills. \"Maxed Agility.\" Said Drey. Draklar continued the attacks and after a while he finally managed to hit Drey with the axe. The blow however didn\'t seem to cause much damage. \"Maxed Endurance.\" Added Drey. The Game Master then aimed his dagger at Draklar and swinged it at his chest, sending the Dermorian to the wall. \"And maxed Strength...\" Drey walked up to him. \"What should I max next?\"
   \"How about Charisma?\" Answered Draklar.
   \"Ok.\"
 Cad approached them. \"Teleport him.\"

[Drey]

Drey pwns.

is there anymore to add?

Im getting lost with the story now seeing as i havent seen the films :/  but its still a great read none the less.

[Draklar]

Originally posted by Drey
Im getting lost with the story now seeing as i havent seen the films :/  but its still a great read none the less.

But you saw the first movie...  :/
And I didn\'t finish parodying it... yet...

[Drey]

bleh, im lost. ill stealise the films off somoene this week.

[Draklar]

Originally posted by Drey
bleh, im lost. ill stealise the films off somoene this week.

That would be unneeded... Just beat them up.

On another note, Now that (I think) I strain a bit more from the original dialogues, what do you people think about it? Didn\'t get any comments on that.
Oh yeah, and I\'ll try to post another chapter today (If anyone wondered), kind of hard to write, with this stuff to change in it...

On third note, huzzah for my 3000th post

[Karyuu]

<.< ... >.> ....

[dragonfire999]

>.>

Happy 3000th post day!

[Draklar]

Chapter IX


 \"Hey.\" Jazeera messaged Kwartz.
   \"j0\"
  \"Yeah. I need a safe log-out area, fast.\"
 \"Darling?\"
    \"Yeah. I mean no, it\'s me, Jazeera. Get me out of here, fast.\"
 \"Gotcha. Main street, top of the brown tower.\"
    \"Right.\"

  All the guards were finally put to rest. Karyuu pulled out a pencil from the head of one of them. \"Kwartz, it\'s me.\" She sent a message to the Kran.
   \"We already told you! No goats, we already have \'em with pasta an\' ice cream in da fridge!\"
 \"What in the...\" Karyuu blinked. \"Kwartz?\"
  \"Oh, is you, Karyuu. Thought you were the mailmen...\"
 \"Yeah... Listen, is Draklar still around, Kwartz?\"
    \"They movin\' him. Seems like to the NPC Room.\"
 \"Hmm... We need a safe log-out area...\"
   \"You near the darling.\"
   \"Darling? Karyuu cocked an eyebrow.
  \"Jazeera. Goin\' to the brown towers.\"
  \"Got it.\"

 Jazeera logged-out on one of the brown towers and moved to the Death Realm of Crystal Blue. \"Where are they?\" He asked the Kran.
  \"Fridge.\" Answered Kwartz.
    \"What?\"
   \"Goats, pasta an\' ice cream. Fridge.\"
  \"No, I mean the others.\"
  \"Oh, bird and her band gettin\' onto browny.\"
   \"Good...\" Jazeera sneaked behind the Kran. \"Kwartz! There\'s a... a... a -thing- on your back!!\" He shouted.
  \"Eeeee!!\" Kwartz screamed like a little girl. \"Getitoffme! Getitoffme!\" He started running all around the Death Realm.

  \"You first, Uni\'o.\" Said Karyuu once everyone got onto the brown tower.
    Unitearica tried to access Crystal Blue, but he didn\'t manage to. \"I don\'t know, it says access denied.\"
    \"What?\" Karyuu cocked an eyebrow. \"Kwartz? Are you there?\"
  \"Hello, Karyuu.\" Jazeera sent private message to the Enkidukai.
   \"Jazeera? Where\'s Kwartz?\"
 \"You know, for a long time, I thought I was in love with myself. I used to pretend that I\'m my own girlfriend. I would be a beautiful woman, Karyuu... Too bad things had to turn out this way...\"
 \"What the hell are you talking about?\" Karyuu\'s eye twitched.
  \"It seems we weren\'t meant for each other. I broke up with myself and started looking for a new partner...\"
    \"All right... I think I heard anough of-- Where\'s Kwartz, Jazeera?\"
    \"I got rid of him and his stupid dwarven legs. What the hell was Draklar thinkin--\"
   \"You deleted them?\" Karyuu lowered her ears.
  \"No, just scared the idiot away.\" Answered Jazeera. \"I\'m tired of this rebelion. I\'m tired of fighting. I\'m tired of this Death Realm, being beaten up by any noob passing by, eating the same god-damn lemons everyday. But most of all, I\'m tired of that fairy and his thou-talk. Surprise, peanut. I bet you never saw this coming, did you? God, I wish I could be there, when they break you. I wish I could walk in just in G-string bikini and dance my wet victory dance...\"
   Karyuu made a face. \"You gotta be kidding me...\"
  \"He lied to us, Karyuu. He tricked us. If he told us the truth, we would told him to shove that diamond right up his--\"
   \"How about I shove a pencil up your ass, Jazeera? How would you swallow the ruby?\"
    \"Doesn\'t matter. He shouldn\'t force us into this.\"
  \"That\'s not true, Jazeera, he set us free.\"
    \"Free? You call this free? All I do is what he tells me to do and listen to him yelling at me when I don\'t. If I had to choose between that and the Planetrix, I choose the Planetrix.\"
    \"The Planetrix isn\'t real.\"
    \"I disagree, Karyuu. I think the Planetrix can be more real than Crystal Blue. All I do is press the delete button here. But there, you have to watch Kixie disappear.\"
   \"Karyuu...\" Whimper Kixie just before disappearing.
   \"Welcome to the real game, huh baby?\"
 \"But you\'re out, you idiot... You can\'t go back.\"
   \"Oh no. That\'s what you think. they\'re going to reinsert my account. I go back to Planetrix and when I connect to Molecular Blue, I don\'t pay a god-damn thing. By the way, if you have anything terribly important to say to Ary, I suggest you say it now.\" Jazeera started sending Arianna the music from Laanx\' Temple played at five times normal speed.
 \"Not like this. Not like this.\" Arianna tried to get rid of the music.
    \"Too late.\" Jazeera pressed the delete button.
    \"Damn it, Jazeera!\" Yelled Karyuu.
    \"Don\'t hate me, Karyuu. I\'m just the mailman,\"
  \"What?\"
   \"Err, yeah, I don\'t think that\'s the word... Ok, I think I have it.\" Jazeera continued. \"I\'m just the pageboy--\"
   \"That still sounds lame.\"
 \"Can\'t be... I was writing that speech for a month... Wait, I have it scribbled here somewhere...\"
 \"I\'m waiting...\"
   \"Ok, got it. Don\'t hate me, yada yada yada... Ah, know it now.\"
    \"This better be good...\"
  \"I\'m just the messenger, and right now I\'m going to prove it to you. If Draklar was right, then there\'s no way I can push Uni\'o\'s delete button. I mean if Uni\'o is the one, then there\'d have to be some kind of a miracle to stop me. Right? I mean how can he be the one if he doesn\'t exist? You never did answer me before. If you bought into Draklar\'s smooth-talk. Come on - all I want is a little yes or no. Look into his eyes, those big-- Wait, can you tell me what colour are his eyes? I wrote here , but forgot to check it. So can you...?\"
  \"No.\"
 \"Fine, just answer the first question then. Yes or no.\"
   \"Screw you.\"
  \"eeeeEEEEEE!!\" Heard Jazeera from the direction of the bridge. In his direction was running Kwartz with a Planeshift bug on his back.
 \"No, I don\'t believe it.\" Before Jazeera could do anything, Kwartz rushed by him leaving the bug on his face. It didn\'t take long before the bug damaged Jazeera\'s account, as a result deleting his character.
  \"Backs feelin\' weird and legs runnin\'s away but the head in normal shape.\" Kwartz told the group.
   \"So to put it into simple words,\" Added Unitearica. \"Everything\'s screwed up.\"
   \"Uhh...\" Kwartz grinned. \"Don\'t know whatcha talkin\' bout, but ye can come over here now.\"
    \"You first.\" Unitearica turned to Karyuu. \"I\'m not staying with those freaks alone there...\"
 Karyuu connected to Crystal Blue. At once she turned to Kwartz. \"You\'re hurt.\"
 Kwartz smiled. \"Will be alright, Kary.\"
   \"Where\'s your legs?\"
   \"Told us he has had it enuff.\"
    \"Oh...\" Karyuu lowered her ears.

[Efflixi Aduro]

Umm great story and all but you do know Kwartz left right?

I say kill his char off.

Originally posted by Karyuu
<.< ... >.> ....

And yet he managed to dress up all warrior style and post the pic online.