The "I'm Bored" Conversation Thread

[bloodedIrishman]

It was scawwy in dere
alone in da dark
not knowin, who's there?
tryin tah hit a mark
Kull popped a couple caps
And missed, like a sucka

Chorus:
Everyone knows use of magicks
has an inverse relationship
to the size of our sticks

Battle-sticks that is
Old-school, Kull's a whiz
Of smackin foolz
wit da wood weaponz
smackity smack
goes Riggy's whack back
Poppin dat spinal cord
Til he's flippin and floppin
All over da floor

*drops the mic*

[Rigwyn]

*picks up the mic and burps into it.*

[Illysia]

*cuts the lights on the battle*

Oh, in light of Riggy's sig I must post this:
http://www.indiana9fossils.com/coprolite/Coprolite-Marbles.htm

Techincally, you are wrong. It just takes a lot of time before you can do it...

[Rigwyn]

If those are what I think they are, then I am deeply impressed!

[Illysia]

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/coprolite
Be impressed...

[Rigwyn]

What does one do with a polished corpolite marble anyway? Is it meant to be used as a conversational piece?  A nick knack? Is it something you would put in your pocket and randomly fondle during casual conversation?

[Illysia]

Typically it sits as part of a fossil collection. I personally have not gotten any but I've seen several for sale... not all of them polished and rounded though. 

http://skywalker.cochise.edu/wellerr/fossil/coprolite/coproliteL.htm

[Rigwyn]

If you packed it into a musket, and shot it...

[Illysia]

...it would hurt.

They aren't soft anymore by the time they become coprolites. Generally I think they are just kept for giggles as most people aren't doing studies that require them to know what was in the diet of a dinosaur or what have you. Basically, just offer to show someone a fossil, hand them the coprolite... then tell them what it is.

[Rigwyn]

I was thinking that you could say that you were "shoot'in the shit"....

Bah.. nevermind.

[Illysia]

Well it is much easier to hit the fan with it in that form.

[Volki]

If I had a time machine, I would travel millions of years into the future to collect my fossilized poops. Then I'd return to sell them on eBay.

[Illysia]

I don't think Sarrasaurus Rex poops are as widely collected.

[Rigwyn]

If I had a time machine, I would travel millions of years into the future to collect my fossilized poops. Then I'd return to sell them on eBay.

I fear that if you did that, the nugget would disappear on the way back. The moment you travel back in time to the point before which you picked up the fossilized submarine, it would vanish from your hands. In fact, you would not need to wash your hands either. They would be as clean as they were prior to your adventure.

[LigH]

Apart from that, if you change anything in a different time, you will "return" to a different parallel universe which was created by your decision.