The "I'm Bored" Conversation Thread

[Illysia]

Somehow I don't think a neanderthal is going to fix that. However, bring back people who got prematurely cut from the gene pool might. You know, like babies that died, people that got executed before they could have children, people who got wiped out in famines and such... Putting a few more branches on the family tree would help.

[Rigwyn]

I'd bring back Thomas Edison and show him my freaking electric bill.

[Illysia]

The kind of picture that History channel paints of him would suggest he'd laugh and only regret that he died before he got to collect that kind of money off electricity. But since most outlets use AC power and he only came up with DC, if I recall correctly, he might be a little angry.

[Rigwyn]

I think it was Tesla who came up with the idea of alternating the current to reduce loss during delivery. As for Edison knowing that it was AC, I never said I would give him the chance to know that it was AC or to enjoy so much as a glimmer of the future.  xD

[Illysia]

Well the electric bill would probably be enough. It would prove his idea of getting it into everyone's house would work on scale he probably never imagined.

[bilbous]

I don't know about you but I have a bunch of refrozen meat in the freezer I need to throw out because the electrical system is NOT reliable. Heck I should just build a big antenna array in my apartment and harvest all the EM signals bombarding me every day from cell, radio and tv broadcast  towers or whatever.



I'd bring back Adam and show him what a mess he made by not keeping his first wife!

[Illysia]

I would have liked Tesla's fill the air with electricity idea... Just grab the electricity from anywhere.

How about bring back Mufasa, Bambi's mom, and all the other characters Disney killed off just make sure that you cry at every single movie? Then I'd make Disney find another gimmick.

[Rigwyn]

I'd have to bring back Marshall Applewhite just to point out that he was totally wrong... but mostly for shits and giggles.

[bilbous]

bring back, oh bring back, oh bring back my bonny to me to me!

Why can't I remember any more than that?

[bilbous]

I'd bring back my 20 year old self so I could switch bodies with him and mis-spend my youth all over again,

[Illysia]

I think it would be better to bring back the people he got killed and leave him behind Rig.

Maybe bring back Einstein and point out all the people that are making careers just rehashing the stuff he already stated. And make him take more silly pictures...

[Rigwyn]

Good point.

One last one for me...

My third grade teacher. She was a total bitch. I'd bring her back from the dead just to slap her, then bury her alive.

[Illysia]

You like putting people back in the grave don't you? :p

[bloodedIrishman]

Bleep bloop.

[Rigwyn]

You like putting people back in the grave don't you? :p

Well, it was about necromancy, not freakin jesusism. What necromancer would raise someone from the dead so that they could just skip along and have a merry life in which they are oblivious to the fact that they will once again die and cease to exist forever? o.O

Perhaps they could be baited with a lie that leads them to think that if they are obedient and subservient to said necromancer, then they the will become immortal after they die and live in a land of cotton candy and pink unicorns with lots of like minded companions to meet their every need?

Deary me.. evil seems to come in many colors and flavors...