The army of n00bs was already standing near the walls of the Quakenet city. The two armies were already ready to fight, it was just a matter of minutes before n00bs would attack. Aendar was still trying to get as many soldiers as possible to the city walls. Suddenly they noticed n00bs pushing a machines to the battlefield. The machines were quickly put into use and the battle started. Using that primitive technology, few Krans got slinged at the walls of Quakenet. The defenders responded with slinging mud at the n00bs. After a while all of the n00bs were sent to bash the gate. Archers tried to stop them, but there were too many n00bs and the gate soon got opened. The spamg?ls joined the battle as well and started terrorizing soldiers in the whole city.
Grakrim that was standing in back lines glanced at Tepsu. The old man was mumbling something for some time now.
- \"We\'re all doomed!\" suddenly shouted Tepsu \"They\'ll bring scripts, lots of scripts! The scripts will be all around the Quakenet and we won\'t be able to do anything about it! Run! Run for your lives, before the horrible scripts will get you!\"
Grakrim wasn\'t going to look at it anymore and rushed to tell Aendar about it. Aendar was busy with bashing n00bs that were entering the city. Grakrim tried to help him, but still Aendar was fighting them madly and didn\'t notice Grakrim asking for help. Grakrim didn\'t have choice and zapped Aendar\'s butt, getting his attention in the same moment.
- \"oooook, what was that?\" Aendar raised an eyebrow.
- \"Tepsu has gone mad, he\'s shouting some creepy things! He must be stopped!\" saying that, Grakrim pointed at place where Tepsu is.
Aendar didn\'t wait any longer and rushed to talk with Tepsu. When he got to the place, Tepsu was still shouting something about scripts. There was only one thing to do. Aendar smashed Tepsu\'s head with his staff and shouted to the soldiers around \"Get back to fight!\"
The defenders of Quakenet couldn\'t stop n00bs from entering the city. The attackers were quickly taking over. Suddenly at the hill arrived Cad and his army. They weren\'t too late yet and could join the fight. And so, after getting their weapons ready, they charged at the forces of n00bs. Soldiers under command of Cad was too much for them and the defenders of Quakenet were slowly gaining lead. But those weren\'t all forces of n00bs. N00bs of the land of runescape soon joined the fight by riding on c0ws. This force was too strong for Cad. The soldiers were being smashed by the charge of c0ws and soon Cad got squashed as well. But after a while the Enkidukai was alright again.
- \"Only one life left\" Cad sighed
Suddenly something landed behind him. Cad turned around, it was Xordan. Cad didn\'t stand a chance against the powerleveler and quickly got slain with a sword. Aineko noticed it and quickly rushed to avenge cad. Xordan laughed at her.
- \"Ha! Don\'t you know that I can\'t be killed? I\'ll respawn somewhere around and get back quickly. You risk your life for nothing!\"
- \"We\'ll see about that...\" Aineko smiled and started speaking arcane words: \"/ignore Xordan\"
Suddenly Xordan\'s power started fading and he couldn\'t fight anymore. Aineko didn\'t have any more problems. She just approached him and stabbed him in the face with her galkard.
At the port arrived two ships with \"woot! we pwn u all!\" painted on them.
- \"w3ll itz ab0u7 7imez u comz!\" one of n00bs shouted \"w3 steal haf somezorz ppl to killz!\"
To their surprise on the ships appeared Draklar, Bobodar and Dorbian. But it wasn\'t all. One moment later many midbies and oldbies from the ships joined the fight to defeat n00bs. It was just a matter of time, before the Quakenet got defended.
- \"Can I have my tail now?\" Giladrial turned to Draklar
- \"Nope, sorry... I promissed to give it back to Kada...\" Draklar shrugged \"Either way you are free now\"
- \"but... well... ok, ok... nevermind\" Giladrial shrugged and took all the forgotten ones back to the portal.
- \"So what now?\" asked Draklar \"What should be our next move?\"
- \"Now we\'ll go straight to Auran\'s place!\" Aendar grinned
No one had anything against that and soon the armies united were ready to face the source of the spam. It was a dangerous move, but it was better than just wait for next attack to come. Soon they arrived to the gate of Auran\'s place. Many n00bs were standing on the walls waiting for a command to attack. Suddenly the gate opened and n00bs started surrounding them. They were outnumbered, but still believed that they can win. All the n00bs stopped and got ready to fight. One moment later Draklar received a PM from Auran:
- \"Hey there sonny boy, why do you fight on the side of those losers? Why not join me in the darkness. Yes, don\'t you know? Only by being a n00b you can be evil. So much to learn o\' young one. And cookies are free today, in three, yes THREE!!! flavours. So join me today and get your brand new, FREE button! What button you ask? See? You still have so much to learn! THE button of course! Don\'t be a fool, you can\'t reject that offer! It\'s a button we\'re talking about, a BUTTON, sonny...\"
Draklar looked around and after a while shouted to all the soldiers:
- \"Let\'s kick their arses!\"
And so the battle started. Everyone knew that they\'ll have to give everything they have into it to defeat their enemies.
- \"Seperot, look!\" shouted Tranor \"All the n00bs are going away! It\'s our chance to get to Auran.\"
The mauled Enkidukai looked at the n00b forces. Indeed, all of them were going somewhere, revealing the clear path to Auran. Not wasting the time, they started running as fast as possible. Suddenly something jumped from behind rocks.
- \"Noooooo! You can\'t give it to Auran. The spamzor belongs to Savion!\" saying that, Savion grabbed Seperot\'s throat.
Tranor wasn\'t going to let him kill Seperot and with all strength, he kicked the creature right in the back.
- \"We must run, Seperot!\" he shouted.
The two started running to Auran once again, leaving Savion behind. Unfortunately in the middle of their way, Seperot lost the last of his strength.
- \"I cant goe any futrher!\" he spoken.
But Tranor wasn\'t going to leave him alone. He grabbed the Enkidukai\'s tail and started dragging him behind. They were getting closer and closer. Few minutes later Tranor noticed a little hut in a distance. He finally noticed their destination. He approached the hut and bashed the doors open. He was too scared to enter however. Knowing as Auran might be such a powerful being. Suddenly a short old man with a walking stick came out from the hut.
- \"oops... sorry, I thought it\'s Auran\'s hut...\" Tranor shrugged
- \"It is! What do you want from me, sonny? And why did you bash my doors?\" he shaked his fist \"Cows are yellow! Did you know that cows are yellow? NO! And you know why? Because you are too young to know such things. Oh, in my age you\'d understand how cows are yellow... did I mention some are blue too? When you\'ll experience as much as I did.... yes, I\'m old! Do you know how old I am? Sonny you know nothing, come back when you\'ll be in my age... or when you\'ll see a yellow cow. But you know what? The doors aren\'t yellow, they are destroyed! And I want new ones. Make them yellow since you seem to like that color so much!\"
Tranor not caring about what Auran is saying, started searching for spamzor in Seperot\'s inventory. But suddenly happened something that stopped Tranor from finishing his plan. Seperot woke up. Seeing Tranor searching something in his inventory, Seperot grabbed his katana and attacked the dwarf. One moment later armless Tranor fell to the ground.
- \"Great job, sonny...\" Auran spoken \"You got rid of that clown. Now give me the spamzor... say, did I ever tell you about the yellow cows?\"
- \"Noway!\" Shouted Seperot \"Im keepin teh spamzor for mysefl! And u are going to end jst like Trenor did!\"
- \"Don\'t kid yourself Seppy son.\" Auran swinged his walking stick \"You know you can\'t fight me. You don\'t have as much power as I have. Do you know what is the power of REALITY TV? Yes, now that\'s something. And you? You don\'t even have tv in your name, unlike me, because I actually have it! So what that you don\'t see tv in Auran? It\'s well hidden! Do you think I will reveal everything to you? Sonny, don\'t make me laugh. Why would I show tv to you?\"
- \"Bah, shutup!\" Seperot was about to throw galkard at Auran, when suddenly Savion attacked him.
- \"Give Savion his spamzor!\" The creature yelled.
Seperot was holding his spamzor tightly so eventually Savion started chewing on his arm. Seperot looked at Savion, shrugged and thrusted his galkard right in creature\'s right eye. Auran used the situation and swinged his walking stick at Seperot\'s head. The Enkidukai triped over and while falling down, hit his head against a sharp rock. Auran looked at all the dead bodies and while grinning, picked up the spamzor.
Suddenly Auran heard some people outside his hut. He looked outside. It was Aendar and Draklar. He lost the battle at the gate, but now he had his spamzor.
- \"So what brings you here, kiddies? Want to talk with your old, good uncle Jimmy? Well I\'m at your service then. But if you want to fight me then you two must be idiots! What possibly can you do to me? I am Auran. THE Auran. Do you know how long it takes for a tree to grow? No, because you are too young to know that. You are just right to be clowns however. How about it? I\'ll even give you free cookies! We have 4, no, 5! flavours by now. Just look at the birds! Don\'t you see? They fly! What were you thinking? From this simple logic you should know that you can\'t fight me! So what will ya say? Cookie?\"
Both Aendar and Draklar grinned.
What happened next wasn\'t even a fight. The mage and warrior finished Vengeance\'s quest with success. It turned out that old people with spamzors stuck in their throats don\'t spam as much anymore. After that everyone returned to their homes. To live a life without Auran\'s jabberings.
the end
