The Cabal - A Jerks' Guild. A guild for people who want to be and act

[Auran]

:0 Afterlife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???

Who is the loon to have come up with such a kooky idea?

Ofcourse people should lose their stuff( serves them right for carrying +5 Psion\'s Blades and still getting killed. Can you imagine that the luser was fit to carry it?) But losing Xp shouldnt be. Rather they should gain a very small amount (or we\'ll have people jumping off towers for fun and profit) after having a Back from dead experience. The gain should be like say a thousand deaths will get you one level.

take a hint devs. Change while there still is time. And for gods sake get a better storyboarder or let the forum do it for yuz.

BTW- we will accept alternate characters. just email me.

[Draklar]

Well if so then we would see player killing just for pure profit, not at all for roleplaying. If so i\'m against. You still would lose stuff by being killed by various creatures, but wouldn\'t be so painfull to get killed by other player.
And i think afterlife is a great idea )

hmm...
\"Take Me To Valhalla Where My Brothers Wait For Me
We Are Sons Of Odin The Fire We Burn Inside\"
did you take it from \"Swords in the wind\", Xalthar?
(my favorite song ))

[Auran]

Wake up pal! Killing is supposed to be profitable. It is the shortest and most evil way to riches. Thats where you good guys come in. You are there to prevent us bad guys from making Homicide a profitable sport. When a guy is killed you do what cops do. You hunt down the bad guys. Why the hell are you calling yourselves defenders for? What will you defend , your own skins? Heck I do that and i aint no defender.

Plus losing one\'s stuff is mandatory why else would I fear getting mugged or even killed? I\'d run into any guild house, call their leader \"A**hole\" and the most they could do is ask me if I want to fight a duel which I politely decline. I expect to get killed for that pal. Where\'s the thrill otherwise?

And whats so great about the after life pray tell. What\'m I s\'posed to do there. Yell \"Ooooooooooooooo\" at passerbys and jangle chains?

[Xalthar]

Originally posted by Draklar
hmm...
\"Take Me To Valhalla Where My Brothers Wait For Me
We Are Sons Of Odin The Fire We Burn Inside\"
did you take it from \"Swords in the wind\", Xalthar?
(my favorite song ))

Yes I did it\'s a wonderful song!! and all the links to viking mythology and culture in that song are making it all the better I love ManOwar, they are one of my favourite bands..

[Draklar]

Originally posted by Auran
When a guy is killed you do what cops do. You hunt down the bad guys. Why the hell are you calling yourselves defenders for? What will you defend , your own skins? Heck I do that and i aint no defender.

um... come again? who told you we do that? Take a closer look at the guild name D-E-F-E-N-D-E-R-S
not \"Avengers\" or something.
You know what \"defend\" means, do ya?
We are protecting others from getting killed... we aren\'t cops. Chasing others isn\'t our job. And i\'ll rather get myself killed than let somebody kill the one that i protect.
Sound enough defending-type to you?

Originally posted by Auran
Plus losing one\'s stuff is mandatory why else would I fear getting mugged or even killed?

Getting to afterlife won\'t be so nice i guess... *sigh* i guess some people that aren\'t roleplayers won\'t understand that... Would you like to get killed in rl? no? Then maybe your char wouldn\'t like to die either?
Killing for money, eh?
Assassin - kills for money that is given to him for completing his job.
Bandit - usually attacks caravans and stuff like that...
well in those cases you don\'t need personal money of your victims, do you?

Originally posted by Auran
And whats so great about the after life pray tell. What\'m I s\'posed to do there.

hm... let me think... finding way back?

lol and you don\'t really think you can do something BIG with guild like that, do ya?

oh and if you call guildleader like that - you get killed in guildwar.

[Auran]

Observe the paradox buddy-
 
- assassins are supposed kill for bounty. How pal? Ask the guy politely to jump of the roof? challenge him to a duel? What kind of lame assassination would that be.

- Bandits will have the same problem. How do they get rid of the guys guarding the convoy.

Worst of all you forgot the people who are at the grassroot level. Thieves and thugs. What do they do , pick posies for a living?

Moreover if people are in fear of losing their lives that\'ll drum up the defending business too;). That\'ll also create a need for some Luserly avenger\'s guild as you suggest.

So you see we need killing and we need looting. Believe it or not a peaceful RPG is not a good RPG. Being Evil is a role too and killing people for their stuff or at least looting them at sword point is an essential part of it. (i\'m beginning to suspect that you posess +3 stuff and no fighting skills )

And sure people wont like getting killed. That is how its is supposed to be. You cant expect us to Roleplay as the evil guys and care about if people like being killed or not.

So lets make somethings clear . You can have a perfect world or you can have a real world, choose as you like. I dont know whether you have ever played a bad guy but believe me it is very hard to slay an enemy cowering in fear in front of you begging for mercy even if you play as Satan himself. Dont think that just because they can, people will go on a killing spree. Hell I wont even do that and I\'m supposed to be Evil Incarnate.


BTW- You are right about Afterlife . maybe it wont be such a bad idea if there are ways to come back.

[seperot]

- Auran
assassins are supposed kill for bounty. How pal? Ask the guy politely to jump of the roof? challenge him to a duel? What kind of lame assassination would that be.

are you ok in the head? You kill them bring backan item (like in diablo with ears) and get payed


bandits attack everyone at the caravan not just the caravan

as for everyother kind thiefs dont need to kill thugs work for someone and get payed

[Draklar]

Seperot said enough - maybe you should read my posts again: i said that player killing would be ok as long as player killed in that way wouldn\'t lose his personal stuff.
um... how can you get \"+ 3 weapon\" if you aren\'t powerful?
roleplaying? yeah, sure... i wonder what makes your char being like that...

Originally posted by Xalthar
I love ManOwar, they are one of my favourite bands..

same here
all those songs about honor, courage, heroes and kings! )

[dorbian]

Auron i\'m not a fellow jerk i\'m to smart to be a jerk that\'s why i choose a guild that has survival option snot like you non existing thingie in the back off your cobwebbed filled head with no brains only peanuts for the monkey that is your actual controlling you.

but being rude to people is just not me if someone is being a jerk to other\'s i just have to humiliate them and kick their head\'s in the ground and on the moment i have my target set on Auron.

but if i see you i wont kill you because you\'r just to pathetic to even abuse my weapons on you.

[Draklar]

Sorry for not believing you are roleplaying - if you want to be like that then i think you have something from jerk in rl. And how you behave here? this isn\'t roleplaying, it\'s just being \"a jerk\".
and do you call roleplaying: kill noob, get his stuff, kill old lady, get her stuff, get killed by random person, who (like many others) hates you?
Really... have fun playing...
And one more thing: you probably don\'t know him: Bobodar - he\'s the true evil...
but he\'s only roleplaying, he\'s not a jerk, actually he\'s a good friend of mine.
in your case it\'s not your char - it\'s just you.

[dorbian]

nah i think it\'s his char someone he just wan\'ts his topic to have enough posts and shamely it\'s working out just fine

but remember when stealing from an old lady you get bouns points  

[Draklar]

Originally posted by dorbian
nah i think it\'s his char someone he just wan\'ts his topic to have enough posts and shamely it\'s working out just fine

That\'s why he\'s a rl jerk

[Isgrimnur]

I always thought Thegeneral was the biggest jerk in PS ? Good to see hes found company.

Anyway Jerkmeister what do you plan to do to all the good for nothing backstabbing, dumbass apes ( ) in your guild when they start stabbing you in the back!!

[dorbian]

no thegeneral is someone who makes fun of the things that are forbidden that isn\'t being a jerk hes just a big kid

[Xalthar]

Originally posted by dorbian
no thegeneral is someone who makes fun of the things that are forbidden that isn\'t being a jerk hes just a big kid

He\'s still the coolest person on the boards, though! (apart from myself of course :P)